mmm Lance Lockarm i love you...

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I was just listening to "Lose Yrself Fitter" and remembering that YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN MR LOCKARM.

Please do something involving "This Is Hardcore" and "Milkshake", ok thx.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i heard a daft punk voyager/milkshake one the other day

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds good...

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, nice.

I was there when Lance Lockarm discovered he now owned an a capella "Oh Sheila" by Ready for the World, ie PRIME MASHUP MATERIAL. The man must act accordingly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

the day I downloaded 'don't you want my big head' I listened to it eight times in a row.

― (Jon L), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I think a Lance Lockarm/Matt Tuozzo collaboration would be an amazing thing to behold.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

YO LANCE LOCKARM I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I BIGGED U UP IN DA PAPERS AND PAZZ N JOP DO U GOT A GIRLFREND HOLLA

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

LANCE LOCKARM CAN U PIMP MY RIDE?????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

YO LANCE LOCKAMRA I HER YOU R UNLOYMEPED NOW : (

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

LANCE LOCKARM I AM TRYING 2 DY MY HAIR BLONDE BUT I M NOTU SURE HOTW LONG 2 LEAVE THE DYE ONE MY HIAR???? PLZ HELP

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

LANCE LOCKARM HAVE U SEEN MY CUZIN LAHRRRRY?!?!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

LANCE LUCKARM MY GRLFREIDN KEEPS PICHNIGN MY ASS???? I GHAVBE NO PROTECTIRONOA

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

lance be my prom date holla

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Lance Lockarm - while I don't in any way intend to get drawn into some kind of fishwives slagging match, some things need clearing up...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, the outkast/english beat boot is easily in my top twenty of the 00's so far.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, I was humming that to myself last night. Spectacular stuff.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

lance is rumored to be working on a new full mix cd soon, all new material. and also pimping everyone's ride.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what if you don't have a ride? will he pimp something else in its stead?

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

lance lockarm will you pimp my little red wagon?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

LANCE LOCKARM CAN U PIMP MY BUTTOCKS??? ASSCHEEKS ON 22S, NIGGA!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

my asshole is riding on 29's, you plastic playa you

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, too far

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It's okay, I laughed.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I still listen to the Human League/Ms. Jade mix all the time.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

that post was so on topic I was confused

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

please, everyone continue to make that ass roll like a 24.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't You Want My Big Head" is possibly the greatest song of all time.

― THEY ROLLIN', NIGGA! (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=55848

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i just realized mr. lockarm has a picture of mtl's own super sexe on his website! nicely done sir

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 April 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

SOHTLIKCER IS MY FAVRIT!!!

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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