What musician IS the biggest penis?

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Ryan Adams.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

that Robbie Williams

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That one backup singer Bob Segar had in the early 80s that was actually a genetically designed humanoid penis Bob made in his lab. Man, he could hit those notes.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Beck.

Sorry, but his skit with Mike D. on that MTV show years back, when him and Mike D. tried jamming with Fischer Price instruments, it just ruined me. Total boob. And he's a hardcore Scientologist....

― js, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Joel!

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Courtney Love

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

er, wait, if you mean physically, then that midnight oil dude.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

John Tesh

― hun, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, I've changed my mind:

Henry Rollins

Yay! I win, I win!!!

― js, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we all agree to refer to the penis as the Rollins from now on?

"Hey, look at the size of his Rollins!" etc etc

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

perfect

― js, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

henry spoke last week at the hubert selby memorial and came across as sharp, compassionate, and humble. funny too.

― dan (dan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly, this does not preclude the oh-so-real possibility that Mr. Rollins is a penis.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I know it's a boring answer, but the first word uttered by anyone on reading this thread must be 'Bono'.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna say...

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Easy: Lou Reed.

― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke.

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't chunklet do, like, a whole issue about this?

i can personally refute a few names on their list though...

anyway I think lou reed wins. i've never heard anyone say anything nice about meeting him. most say he's an insufferable prick. Coem to think of it...how come no one's beat the shit out of that Philip Glass-lookin' artfag after all these years? I mean, with Mark E Smith seemingly getting punched every other day, and Ryan Adams's legendary tangles with bouncers and critics, you'd think that Lou would have at least been involved in SOME fisticuffs by NOW...

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

bono.

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I am speaking from experience: I've had several conversations with Reed over the last ten years and there's really no way to get him to 1) not think you're an idiot, just on principle and 2) talk about anything besides Lou Reed.

He's really good live though. I liked his last tour quite a bit. No drums!

― shookout (shookout), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely a strong contender....

http://www.free-nude-celebs-pictures.com/nude-celebs/celeb-pics/sting/sting3.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i did not need to see sting's lil stinger.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

.... but there again....

http://www.robisworried.com/philc.jpg

.... and let's not forget....

http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0308/08/simply_200.jpg

.... and then of course there's....

http://www.mehrsignal.com/personal/kennyg.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooops, sorry Mick!

http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0308/08/simply_200.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"i did not need to see sting's lil stinger."

It's not about how big his penis is - it's about what an enormous penis he is.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not about how big his penis is - it's about what an enormous penis he is.

i did not need to see sting's lil stinger to know what an enormous penis he is.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

but Rollin's got the 1 1/2.
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― sexyDancer, Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

A Rollins is just a funnier word than a Hucknall.

Plus, the whole bald thing.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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