Great Titles (Song Or LP) That Don't Exist, But Should

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"Your Own Personal Pyramid"
Faster Than Food
"Topless Woman, Bottomless Cup"
Pre-Madonna Prima Donna
"Again And Again And Again (And Again)"
Concerto In D Minus
"Shut Up, That's Why"
To Our Children's Children's Children's Children's Great-Grandparents, And Their Attorneys

Any more?

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You could call a band 'My Childrens' Attorney.' Boy would that suck.
Go write the songs for these titles. Now.

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Erection Year

― astroblaster (astroblaster), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone made a record called Songs in the Key of Death?

― Mark (MarkR), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The Other Smelly Blue Washcloth In the Other Envelope

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Best Song Ever

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

A song to all the white teenage hip hop wannabes in suburbia:
"Your Pants Are Too Big And Your Bike is Too Small"
Hope you get the visual.

― aimurchie, Monday, 17 May 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My Mom And Dad Went To Hell And All They Bought Me Was This Lousy Record - The Best Of Grim Reaper

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 17 May 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Your Pants Are Too Big And Your Bike is Too Small"

Oh, believe me, I know the type. Can we also call them out on their matching baseball caps & hoodies? (baby blue, navy blue or bright red, where I'm from.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 17 May 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pants, the Light, and The Porcupine: Stories From the Chamber of Stolen Elders, Chapter 2 (Soltice Cycle XII)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 17 May 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a quintuple live album from a prog-metal band called Orchammer.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 17 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Rumsfeld Comes Alive!

― Buster (mokey), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Seroxat Babes"

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 17 May 2004 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"1 2 3 4 (5)."

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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