Ugh...Haha...what is the appropriate response to this photo?

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― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"for the love of god, put the hat back on"

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"nice shirt, dood"

― Buster (mokey), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I just cackled!

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

IN THE WHITE ROOM!!!
sonic youth..... fred, you poser.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but...but...fred luuurrrrvvves MBV!

― Buster (mokey), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

liking good records does not redeem the making of bad ones. nor does it cure a general case of assholism.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"nice chairs"

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

get out of the habitat showroom.

― simon 803 (simon 803), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"redecorateded observation room"

― willem (willem), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"If you don't me know me by now..."
"IFYUHDOAN!"
"You will never never never know me..."
"NOYUHWOAN!"
"Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh..."

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"OK Mr. Durst, the proctologist will see you now"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Just because he's got Barcelona chairs in his room doesn't make me like him.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

They're not bareclona chairs I'm afraid.

http://www.harvard-magazine.com/issues/jf97/art/chairs/barcelona.jpg

― hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like an alcoholic Moby.

― hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Just because he's got chairs in his room that sort of look like Barcelona chairs but aren't actually (thereby avoiding a sizeable design cliché) doesn't make me like him.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

And just because he's hired a designer who's put chairs in his room that sort of look like Barcelona chairs but aren't actually (thereby avoiding a sizeable design cliché) also doesn't make me like him.

Fred, eat more donuts. You know you want to.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I started humming "Everybody Hurts" and looking for a subtitle.

― Joseph McCombs, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Is he sitting on a bed or just a crap bit of couch? Whatever it is, he'll ruin it when he opens the keg that's besdie his left knee.

― hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

'beside'

― hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Minor Threat...MBV...the Smiths...Sonic Youth.....how many more respectable bands must he drag down with him by way of a t-shirt?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It's his way of revenge, I suppose.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

HE HAS BOOKS!!! THIS IMPLIES HE CAN READ AND WRITE!!!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen plenty of people w/ books that can't a) formulate a complete sentence, b) write legibly, let alone c) put something down on paper worth reading, which means d) you've GOTTA stop bogarting the kine bud, brah.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"HE HAS BOOKS!!! THIS IMPLIES HE CAN READ AND WRITE!!!!!!!"

He probably just looks at the pictures.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

If I had as much money as Fred Durst has, I'd be out spending it Blank Check style. He has a fucking BLOG. God damn.

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Incidentally, if that's his home, I quite sincerely doubt the decor was of his own design.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"The things you own end up owning you, chubby"

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Does he rent the room out as a porn set?

― spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My reaction was "Who is that?" I've never seen him without the hat; it's like he's appearing without his nose or something.

He also looks much less punchable without it.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Take off that Sonic Youth shirt before you jinx the band and they break up".

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My reaction was "Who is that?"

Same here. Then I thought it was Moby as well!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG DONUT BITCH YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD!

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred seems like an ok guy with ok taste. Y'all is some haters. If everyone on ILM made a record, most of them would be worse than anything by Limp Bizkit.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I've heard most of ILX make a record thanks to the ILX comp, and there's no question I'd rather listen to that instead of Fred's idiocies!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

That picture wouldn't be out of place in one of those "What do you look like" threads.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Except, of course, for the Sonic Youth t-shirt.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, maybe that was Fred that I saw at Amoeba records in L.A. this past weekend.

(or maybe it was a MIRROR! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH dean OMGsofuckingfunny...)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I just found out I have the exact same birthday as this guy, down to the year

― autovac (autovac), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Limp Bizkit : S'Chillin

The latest release from the nu-Bizkit sees Durst moving away from his nu-metal roots and embracing nu-technologies with this chilled out remix album. The 3 track mini EP captures the essance of the Bizkit sound with classics such as 'Stink Finger', 'Intro' and 'Outro'...

― TomB (TomB), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(or maybe it was a MIRROR! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH dean OMGsofuckingfunny...)

Well, it is uncanny. Come on...

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

heh heh, dean, you've been missing out on the jokes here for years. :) I actually don't mind the comparisons.. as long as I'm not judged by what the man says or does.

Can't wait til the eventual Durst wearing Lightning Bolt, Hair Police, Notwist, or Magick Markers t-shirt thread.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG OMG OMG DB I never made the connection!!!! Prepare to completely destroy me as I annoy you with teasing!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan in either a) utter sarcasm O.D. shockah, or b) where the fuck has VengaDanga BEEN? shockah?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Good lord, Dan, where have you been?

FUCK X-POST FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, that's a great Fred impression there.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I was probably too busy fuming over the Hootie comparisons to notice the DB/Durstikins comparisons. (Also, he looks like a completely different person with the hat on.)

On the plus side, I now get to say that Fred Durst looks like just like a gigantic yellow chicken.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/halloween2003/chickendomokun.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG FRED DURST AND AVRIL LEVIGNE!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, that's a great Fred impression there.

Huzzah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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i think its just a high-rent hotel-room though..

― chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hey i wonder if he (or one of his cronies) is tracking thee kind of web conversations.. see what 'the masses' think..

― chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

y'all really think he bought that shirt?

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Damn, time to break out the big guns. Where do I get a Can t-shirt?"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It's just stars without their makeup. Frankly, I think he looks buff.

And his skin is not as pasty
As it here appears to be

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

nah i reckon he's had an indie consultant buy him the clothes, create the weblog etc.. it all seems a bit suspicious that this has all started happening / being visible in the last couple of months..

― chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

y'all really think music industry employees (esp "a&r") don't get tons of free swag including band t-shirts?

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

good point

― chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't Interscope buy Geffen?

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if there's a quid pro quo arrangement. Somewhere, possibly, Thurston Moore is wearing a Limp Biscuit t-shirt, sitting in a black hotel room, looking thin and tanned, with a full head of hair.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I am actually waiting for him to show up wearing a Kompakt tshirt.

― hector (hector), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Just so long as he continues to wear shirts in general, all will be well.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he should wear a Pansy Division t-shirt. The small size.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

THurston is one of my Friendster friends, I'll ask him.

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

mayo's a big-shot, y'know

― chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No one knows what it's like
To be the bantam:

http://home.centurytel.net/greenacrespoultry/images/badger/cochin.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

naw I'm just a humble little red book filled with quotations from our glorious leader.

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That's one big fatty-fat fat chickenbutt

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

making fun of others' appearances on ILM will make you suffer under the CULTURAL REVOLUTION (with onions)!

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I'm confused, cos I just spoke to Thurston, and he said he'd never heard of you. We were at a riot grrl situationist poetry recital with Lydia Lunch at the time, perhaps he was just distracted by the excitement.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

still they got me like Jesus.

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Are these Craig Finn lyrics?

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

MY NAME'S FRED DURST, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME DURSTY SPRINGFIELD

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'M 32 WITH A BULLET, GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M PETE WINGFIELD"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

BUT MY PROPENSITY FOR LAME WHITE-GUY RAPPIN' HAS NOT BEEN HEELED

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

MET UP WITH SOME GAY GUYS WHO SOLD ME FAKE BARCELONA CHAIRS

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

AND MY BALD HEAD IS LOSING WHAT'S LEFT OF THEM HAIRS

― QUOTATION FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on, that last line is a non-sequitur.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

like he knows what that means.

― QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAYO (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"nah i reckon he's had an indie consultant buy him the clothes, create the weblog etc.. it all seems a bit suspicious that this has all started happening / being visible in the last couple of months.."

that sounds so, so disturbing it's probably true.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/475000/images/_475660_meat150.jpg

― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

dont ya ever damn blame some1 again!you really sucks without a hat,how do you manage it while sleping?dont ya dare blame eminem again

― davidxatwe, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 10:32 (twenty years ago)

There is medication for your condition, David. Please take some.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 11:48 (twenty years ago)

I always thought (I swear to god) that he looked like he smells like cheese. Now he looks like he smells like a fancy cheese.

― Kali (Kali), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

admittedly, one of the better baffling g00gled thread revives ever.

― DOQQUN (donut), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 22:23 (twenty years ago)

Sucks without a hat.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 22:48 (twenty years ago)

moby+russell crowe. but unfortunately more moby.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

No one knows what it's like
To be the bantam

Wow, they actually do look like the publishers' logo...

― Myke. (Myke Weiskopf), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

you really sucks without a hat

Aaaand... meme.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

David Gilmore is not looking too bad these days.....

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 04:54 (twenty years ago)

like 'the transporter' with a bus pass

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 06:00 (twenty years ago)

ya know fred was prety dope back when he was newer on the scene, he just tries to hard now. nobuddy i knows was feelin that last cd bizkit did

― animal, Wednesday, 26 April 2006 06:27 (twenty years ago)

'now'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Moby's cute!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:22 (twenty years ago)

he never me.

― DOQQUN (donut), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

In three years, Durst will be playing in a Coldplay tribute band.

One year left to see if this comes true, but I believe it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:28 (twenty years ago)

oh, wrinklepaws

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

"ya know fred was prety dope back when he was newer on the scene, he just tries to hard now. nobuddy i knows was feelin that last cd bizkit did"

o rlly?
do tell.........no, wait...don't.

man, where's freddy boi been? aside from a lowly paris fucking, he's be on the low profile!
what's to be done?!

― eedd, Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

man, hell be back hes to versatility to cant make a comeback. not to many dudes can be a rapper and a rock star, freds an originol

― animal, Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kqix.com/media/wackyheros/images/sarcasticbird.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

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