Bang 'Em Smurf: Best Rap Name Ever?

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So, this guys come out and said 50 Cent stabbed him in the back to get famous, yadda yadda, mad beef, etc, etc, mix tape disses, whooptie doo, threatening to collabo with Ja Rule, et al., but really man WHAT A NAME:

Bang 'Em Smurf....just saying it makes me happy!

have a blessed day,

(as the lady who handed me my food at Wendy's drive-thru said at lunch today)

M@tt

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

LOCK THREAD NOW

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

why?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

BEcause there's nothing more that can be side besides OMG WHAT A FUCKING FANTASTIC NAME!!!!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, with a name like that, who cares what he sounds like????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope he sounds like Brainy.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm partial to YUKMOUTH myself.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You can only hope he becomes an A-list celebrity... I want to see tabloid headlines about Bang 'Em Smurf getting hot 'n' heavy with Posh Spice in a nightclub...

― wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Sugar Dick Daddy Mister Long, from Black Sheep

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Rappinstein, Disco Rick and the Wolf Pack, Gigolo Tony

― angel duster, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

But really, when all is said and done, Dr.Wolfgang Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir wins all contests.

NOW you can lock the thread.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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