"Hassle the Hoff.....a legend": what are the implications of for the hip hop industry?

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"The mans a legend"

― ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD

Ice-T is an absolute genius.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

guaranteed number 1 in Germany

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

MUFUCKA FROM DA ICE PLANET HOFF

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope they get Mike Reid in for a cameo

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

no more of an implication than rappin' rodney

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

gangsta rap
jazzyhip-hop
mainstream rap
undie hip hop

and now

comedy hip hop with Ice T as mercenary, they can get that talking car to do robotic samples, with an electro beat and hassle the hoff rapping like another ice.. vanilla ice

if this was released on april 1st no one would believe it !

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

finally that knight rider sample has found its true home

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The video must MUST MUST MUST feature Gary Coleman and lowrider Kitt

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

used to be in Baywatch, not gotta say much
CJ's tits were nice, unlike Steph's which were totally flat

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

you know john peel plays those happy hardcore AOR covers, maybe this could be used for inspiration.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's hope he doesn't get beef with Randy Savage.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"KITT, take me out with the crossfader"

*Sound of electronic swishing from KITT cut up on 2 digital Knight Industries turntables*

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Knight Industries trailer as a hip hopping mobile disco!

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHA stevem, where did you find the lyrics to the lead single?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Hassel The Hoff 'You Don't Have To Yell, I'm All Around You'

Intro
All Along The Hightower (Step Into Da Light)
Hold Up (ft Nate Dogg and Cochise)
Post Post Modern Man
To My Homie Devon
Slide Slide
Negative Michael (skit)
California Love '05 (ft Dr Dre and Da Governator)
Pull Up To My Bumper (ft Ghostface Killah, Loon & Trina)
Can You Milk A Pig? (skit)
Bring In Da Love (ft Wyclef Jean)
Still Smokin' (ft Lil Jon)
Def Jam In Da Fatherland (Live In Cologne)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd much rather a microhoff album

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

HOFFCORE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

'Bonnie In The Sky With Bling Bling'

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"Who's Hoff"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Turbo, Motherfuckers"

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ain't Nuffin' But Mitch and Hoes"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mitch Be Pimpin' (Surfin' On Your Booty)"

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh man. I am truly amazed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, has it leaked yet?

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ice was making dough off running blow/
while i was running slow in the show intro/
doin' surf patrol turned out to be my calling/
from dusk till dawn i was straight
beach-ballin'/
like T be on the watch til the early mornin'/
i was on the 'watch till the early noughties/
fillin TV set with speedos tighter than a rakim written
they were reading to bust like project hitmen
and like a real G-star / ice was poppin' hammers/
same time I CPR'd a pre-lee pamela/
so what if i was never tight with the b.i.g
on the set it was just/
me and my beach/

― m. (mitchlnw), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

that's "hoff (some like it hoff)"

― m. (mitchlnw), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/slothhoff.jpg

― m. (mitchlnw), Thursday, 20 May 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hasselhoff is referred to as 51 and "middle-aged". does anyone know how old ice-t is?

― dan (dan), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ice is 45.

― m. (mitchlnw), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

this shit just keeps getting weirder...

― OCP (OCP), Friday, 21 May 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jo.bhosle/hasselhoff.gif

― zappi (joni), Friday, 21 May 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

no more of an implication than rappin' rodney

i was just thinking about "rappin' rodney" today!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Too much Too Much
Can't stop laughing
How can you pimp KITT anymore? He's so tricked anyway he just needs a 21st century update and some 18' spinnas.

― pfjeiedfpaefpwhgrfzhn, Monday, 24 May 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Came up on the unlikely collaborations thread. Just to end the misinformation once and for all:

Ice-T & Hassle the Hoff

During an appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" in mid-June 2004, Ice-T was asked about rumors that he planned to produce a hip-hop album for former "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff. ("He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff," Ice-T reportedly remarked. "I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor!")

"It's a total lie," Ice-T claimed, explaining that the rumor arose from a recent interview during which he said that, for enough money, he could turn anyone into a rapper - and, yes, would even sign David Hasselhoff to his label for five million dollars. Conan played a clip from one of Hasselhoff's new videos ("Falling in Love"). Ice-T's response? "Ten million dollars."

― Matt Boch (Matt Boch), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You sunk my battleship.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Ice-T is a fool - after this much hype about it, it's solid gold.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i am genuinely sad that this isnt going to be.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

thats what i get for believing sky

fuck you murdoch you made me look liek a tit!

― ambrose (ambrose), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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