Tragic Moments in Music Journalism

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[i]The album closes with the [b]quiff quivering mammoth[/b], "You Know I Couldn't Last".[/i]

― minolta (minolta), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If a mammoth quivered my quiff, I'd worry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure you have a quiff, Ned.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Aye, quiff implies a certain sideburns-ness on behalf of the wearer.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I skoff at Ned's mention of quiff; certainly he boffs a coiff.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

scoff, even.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bless you.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quiff

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, food for thought... maybe they meant a 'mammoth quivering queef' then?

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Call a paleontologist, did mammoths have queefs?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

For the most part, Music Journalism as a whole is one prolonged tragic moment.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Huck, why don't you ask your mom?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

My mom's not a...hey!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Boo-yah.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hold on, can we do another take? Okay...

Why? My mom's not a paleo...heeeeeey!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You just got extermiNAted.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.compsoc.man.ac.uk/~moz/pictures/hatful2.png

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That photo really should be turned into an icon somewhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Blow-dried by a mammoth queef?

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty sure that photo is iconicized and in somebody's shrine in East LA, Ned.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Mozzer of Guadalupe"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Our Lady of Infinite Mope

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.compsoc.man.ac.uk/~moz/pictures/apr94.png

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Friday, 21 May 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The Holy Shrine of Morrissey

(googling "Morrissey + shrine" gets you a picture of Steve McQueen WTF??!?)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Better him than Steve McQueef.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god that Shrine of Morrissey page has got to be one of the most horrific and retarded things I've ever had the pleasure of laughing at after a 2 beer lunch.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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