Moustache Rock - Musicians behind moustaches

A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blemby.com/gallery/images/huskerdu-1.gif
the Huskers

YES HSTENCIL...HAIL PHIL!

― ddb, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.vicfirth.com/product/gifs/artists/CAPPICE.jpg

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.marmaladelongboards.com/powellperalta_tribute/misc_pics/animal_chin.gif

― ddb, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/bluessoulreggae/images/lionelrichie.gif

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Buck:

http://www.vguitar.com/images/artists/66.jpg

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd900/d921/d921118irrt.jpg

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.providencephoenix.com/archive/music/01/09/13/image/DYLAN.gif

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bobgruen.com/files/asst/R.179%20LITTLE%20RICHARD%201970.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.speedmonkey.net/miscimages/david_crosby.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

is phil lynott the biggest pimp or what?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, yes he is.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.altmanphoto.com/George.Harrison.jpeg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

biggest pimp after this guy, of course:

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tightcircle.com/gif/random/tap.2.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

George always looked so good in a 'stache. He kind of looks like Tony Iommi there!

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hootpage.com/watt_solstice2002_smr.jpg
Watt.

― ddb, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/morris_day.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

two moustaches on that for the price of one!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.duitslandweb.nl/nld/nld/binaries/Onderwijs/leerlingen/marieke/rock_am_ring/hetfield.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

he looks like a seal

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f549/f54996tjqej.jpg

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.themunciescene.com/photos/Mother%20of%20All%20Shows%20(Jonathan%20Nolte)/Dsc_0068.jpg

This is a band I was in... that's my brother with the stache

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hey bitches. we're having a moustache party/contest this weekend. wish me luck

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmmmm

http://www.themunciescene.com/photos/Mother%20of%20All%20Shows%20(Jonathan%20Nolte)/Dsc_0068.jpg

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.discostepbystep.com/images/gm8v8.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

[img]http://www.noise-online.com/gg1.jpg[/img]

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

ah fuck.

http://www.noise-online.com/gg1.jpg

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

this is REALLY an imperial, but it had to be done:

http://www.elderly.com/books/items/images/121/49-690507.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Lemmy!

― Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

lemmy is doing well at #2 of this list

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://world.std.com/~thirdave/zinestuff/ew0594_hdpic.jpg

― wombatX, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre400/e449/e449986a3pb.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.threedaystubble.com/lint/photos/pigface.jpeg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/Cubistic_art/mopic.jpg

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"he looks like a seal"

compare:

http://www.duitslandweb.nl/nld/nld/binaries/Onderwijs/leerlingen/marieke/rock_am_ring/hetfield.jpg http://www.robertoliver.com/seal.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

compare:

http://www.philandersononline.com/personalphotos/keystone/metalijames.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.orsm.net/thumbs/supergreg.jpg

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred!

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd600/d660/d6604853e6y.jpg

― Joseph McCombs, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.andyfreeberg.com/photos_mus/capt_beefheart.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 27 May 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man i can't believe i didn't think of the captain

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 May 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.shelbymm.lib.oh.us/ohiomusic/ubu2.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stevenseverin.com/images/steven.gif

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

im so glad super greg made an appearance.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://web.inter.nl.net/users/wilkens/Bronnen/Duetalbum.jpg http://web.inter.nl.net/users/wilkens/Bronnen/Houston.JPG http://web.inter.nl.net/users/wilkens/Bronnen/Love.gif

― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://thunder.prohosting.com/~naznomad/mpxdv.jpg

"Naz Nomad"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/May/20045271454922411983994.jpg

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/May/20045277555617241825161.jpg

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dawn not necessary for this thread:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp100/p156/p15623uw9t8.jpg

― Joseph McCombs, Thursday, 27 May 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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