Anyone going to Ozzfest this summer?

Are you calling me gay?!

i was supposed to go (Wifey and I were SO psyched to see Otep! To say nothing of Lamb of God, Superjoint Ritual, Judas Priest, Slayer, and a few others) but I'll be at the Pasture festival hundreds of miles away. I'll be selling my tix on eBay as it draws closer if anyone's interested. I sorta wish I could be in two places at once -

Roger Adultery, Wisconsin: "Fuck, man, Jack Rose is probably the greatest living guitar player right now."

Roger Adultery, New Jersey: "Naw, man, you really oughta hear Willie Adler from Lamb of God. Jeez Louise!"

Roger Adultery, Wisconsin: "aww, man, that's cool, but...Virgin Eye Blood Brothers melted my brain!"

Roger Adultery, New Jersey: "Oh yeah? Well, me and all your buddies from work camped out the night before and barbequed and drank ourselves blind."

Roger Adultery, Wisconsin: "Child's play. My whole band took acid and laid out on the grass to hear Christina Carter sing as the sun went down in a place where you can actually SEE the stars come out."

Roger Adultery, New Jersey: "You win."

Staten Island is part of New Jersey now?

no, but thats' where Ozzfest is around here. a place called the PNC.

Incidentally, Staten Island may as well be Jersey - both places literally smell like garbage and count some of the world's proudest and stupidest people as residents.

what happened to your Staten pride?

hahaaaa. Have you ever been here?

of course I have. I just thought you were into it, for some reason.

side note - why don't they have concerts at the ballpark? That would probably be the prettiest place in all of NYC to see a show.

You mean the one by the ferry? Because the beloved Staten Island Yankees play there, and heaven forbid we blemish the scenery THERE with hippies and art fags.

Worst place to grow up in all of America. Staten Island pride? You'd have to be a complete idiot. Or The RZA.