Mary Kate and Ashley Remasters

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Hey, fans! Relive Mary-Kate and Ashley's younger years with the release of the mary-kateandashley brand children's CD Catalogue, nine albums worth of toe-tapping, super-fun music, recorded by Mary-Kate and Ashley between the ages of 6 and 12! The songs are now available at all music stores from Dualstar Records in association with Columbia Records!

The catalog includes the best-selling kids CD's Brother For Sale, I Am The Cute One, Give Us A Mystery, You're Invited To Mary-Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party and Greatest Hits I, II & III. From such fan favorites as Brother For Sale and I Am The Cute One to the sing-along classics Double Up, We Love To Sing and Pool Party, these songs were recorded by kids, for kids!

Pick up the following Mary-Kate and Ashley titles today at a store near you!*

http://www.marykateandashley.com/music/

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

SIX?

Bloody ell. they marketed them from the age of six?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

They were on Full House at like age 2

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i'll be re-mastering all over the house when they turn 18.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Bloody ell. they marketed them from the age of six?

They were on television before they could walk. Waiting until the age of six for full-blown marketing seems generous.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Umm, why did that happen?

My eldest, Amber, is six and is the kind of pretty girl that could get 'marketed' all over the place. But there is no way I'd put her through all that kind of pressure, no-one needs that. People I know who have done such things have been people whos occupation puts them into the limelight at various times, so at least have a handle on coping with it. This kind of work tends to be 'short burst' and the kids gets bored to tears with it quite quickly.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there's been some alien intervention somewhere along the line, because that's just not how things work in Hollywood.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://a1920.g.akamai.net/7/1920/51/12b032610f1fc5/www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/the_stepford_wives/images/main_bg.jpg

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

these songs were recorded by kids, for kids!
So the drummer was eight, the engineer was six, the producer was ten, and the lead guitarist was seven?

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope they haven't gone and cleaned up the legendary tape hiss on those early classics

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 28 May 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

They don't seem very well-adjusted to me at all. And, on VH1, they called them "America's youngest self-made millionaires." Keep in mind, this was at the end of the show that described how their manager was able to make them so much fuckin money without them having a hit TV show or movie since they were like 5.

― David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad they're finally fixing all that shit that Jeff Lynne and David Bowie did to the original releases. Rumor is there's an Albini-produced tape in the vaults somewhere.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna hear the bonus track from their "berlin phase."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

or their original version of "they're not gonna get us"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Rumor is there's an Albini-produced tape in the vaults somewhere.

...and I heard he got Santiago Durango and Michael Gerald to lay down some tracks. Gerald's background vocals on "Pullin' an All Nighter" are supposed to be magical.

― Buster (mokey), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEN WILL I GET MY JON WILLIAMS PHOTOSHOP REQUEST IF EVER!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

GYGAX U HAVE U SEND ME SWEET IMZ WHEN I AM HANGING OUT IN MY HIZZOUS

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

greatest album cover ever!

http://www.marykateandashley.com/music/images/columbia_brother_for_sale.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 May 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The look really emaciated now, like little slut goblins with big heads.

― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 29 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Unlike the stocky little goblin critters in the above photo.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 May 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm looking forward to the release when they get stripped down and call it 'Mary Kate and Ashley: Naked'.

Y'know, like the Beatles. Oh, wait - you thought I was...? Ugh...

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 29 May 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The Olsens seem to be the exception to the rule as far as child stars go. Their parents didn't try to steal their money, the girls still seem relatively well-adjusted, and they're just as popular at 17 as they were at 6.
I think there's been some alien intervention somewhere along the line, because that's just not how things work in Hollywood.
Side issue: Y'know...I can think of only 3 child stars that didn't end up as embarassing junkie/pornstar losers: Phil Collins, Emmanuel Lewis and Bill Mumy**
** = Granted, I would sympathize if you thought that Mumy singing "Party in My Pants" is worse than being a junkie.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 29 May 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Christina Ricci, Stevie Wonder.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 29 May 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ew, mark grout, ew!

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 29 May 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The sky in the Brother for Sale cover certainly looks ominous and foreboding.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 29 May 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/olsens_for_sale.jpg

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 May 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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