If Bono and Meatloaf were having a ruck in your garden, would you call the police or throw Meatloaf a big spade so he could smash Bono in the face?

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I'd throw the spade to Meatloaf, because at least he's been in "Rocky Horror". Bono hasn't been in anything worthwhile.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 31 May 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

the big spade.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 May 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ruck?

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

haha CRW = teh JEFFK of ilm!!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/aug02/ruckerbig082302.jpg

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That's still two for the spade.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

are you calling Darius Rucker a spade????

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Bono hasn't been in anything worthwhile.

Only Africa, trying (and suceeding) to convince former sec. of treasury Paul O'Neil to use his influence to get the Bush Adminstration to well build fresh water wells there.

Whoa, sorry I got all political there... HEY BONO NICE OUTFIT YA PONCE

― harshaw (jube), Monday, 31 May 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i like Bono, you cunts

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny - I like the idea of bono being hit by a spade.

― 3underscore (___), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

spade, trowel, shovel, whatever. i still vote for the garden weapon.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Monday, 31 May 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Meatloaf is okay. Bono must die.

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 31 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I vote for the garden weasel.

http://www.homedepot.com/cmc_upload/HDUS/EN_US/asset/images/eplus/161312_3.jpg

― disco nihilist, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Lets render bono down for soap. We can then use the soap to clean ourselves off after we have brutally killed Macca.

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Meat aligned himself with the Spice Girls; Bono with The Corrs. I still vote for the spade

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't mention The Corrs, you'll CRW all hot and bothered

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite his begging people to give money to Africa, while he spends millions on giant lemons to highlight his world tours, it seems people will never get fed up of seeing Bono hit in the face with a big spade. No wonder. He's a twat and his music is rubbish.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oddly enough, your vision of retribution has multiple applications.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

oddly enough you're a fat ugly twunt.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Could we work things out such that maybe Loaf throws his back out while swinging the spade?

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he could hit Ned with the spade instead? Ned is always bothering my threads. He's not nice to me. I expect sympathy.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned is nice to everyone, even you

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No he's not.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes he is

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

He's horrible to me!

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

he is merely teasing you. dont be upset, its ok

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

If Bono and Meatloaf were having a ruck in your garden, would you even notice that - if Ned were around, being nice to everyone (Bono and Meatloaf included)?
Now would you? Even notice that?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

It looks like things did not work out as planned.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00497/SNN3033A_280_497053a.jpg

― Proger, Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

Take that meat boy

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bono-digs-in-japan.jpg

― Proger, Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

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