POX: Songs You'd expect Your Fellow ILX'er would be Shocked to learn that You Actually Like

11. "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" by Sophie B. Hawkins
12. "Killing My Softly" by the Fugees
13. "Freak-A-Leek" by Petey Pablo
14. "Bouncin' Back" by Mystikal
15. "Toxic" by Britney Spears
16. "What's Golden" by Jurassic 5
17. "Every Word You Say" by Sade
18. "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens

Have you just eaten a whole bar of chocolate or had a wank in the gents or something?

No, more like the result of extreme boredom. Chocolate wouldn't do this to me, and wanking -- while fun -- isn't something I'd really engage in here at the office, regardless of the time of night.

And Get Low just plain fucking rules. If you don't like that song, you're a robot.

I like all the bands you "champion", and don't find anything on your list particularly execrable. Maybe I've become too open minded about this kind of thing.

So otm.

I'm glad we agree on lil jon. I own the whole CD. That Kylie, too, and *gasp* a Sheryl Crow CD. I've also got Jurassic 5 and Cat Stevens laying around somewhere.

I should think robots would enjoy the song just as much if not more than us humans.

DANGER DANGER. WHAT DOES SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER MEAN. DOES NOT COMPUTE. BEEP BEEP WHIR ZOOM WHOOSH.

I'd say the song's about fucking, Alex. But recontextualized to the dance floor, of course.

[Chorus]
3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that
Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50 11 times now can I play with yo
Panty line the club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mean she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don't disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this b i itch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo
ass where you at

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I'm drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain't bout 50
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm out bitch I ain't even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
a little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass dirty dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Got dam (Got dam) ya ya'll twerking a little bit ladies
But ya got to twerk a little bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya'll to do this shit like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Hope that helps.

but Alex digging
"Freek-a-Leek" fills me with joy,
pure and shining joy

Ahem.

do you like "don't eat the yellow snow"?

Because people here DON'T make it their prerogative to avoid this stuff (I assume you mean "pop music"). In fact, some of us go out of our way to hear it, esp. when fellow ILXers recommend it! (I don't watch TV, either, but I listen to the radio and I watch videos online and I download.)

Aside from reading the biography, I own Freak Out, Absolutely Free, We're Only in it For the Money, Hot Rats, Burnt Weeny Sandwich, Waka/Jawaka, The Grand Wazoo and Joe's Garage.

How many "Hail Marys" do I have to do, Father?

I only got into him has a teenager because of his production credit on "Trout Mask Replica" -saving grace?

b/w me and alex, i don't think that it's advisable that you ever visit the NYC metro area again mr. miccio.

If there's anything on this thread that falls outside of that, please someone let me know so I don't miss anything.

Otherwise, to each his own, I just want to be clear. Although Killing Joke or Birthday Party are not necessarily my favorite bands, they still seem about 50 times more interesting than the above mentioned types of music I avoid. I just want to make sure I am understood and that I understand. Thanx.

One difference between the way that Bimble has presented himherself and my view is that I will listen to a song once before I dismiss it.

And all Rock. Ever.

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Eeek, I saw that on that PBS programme...ouch monkeys!