Tell me about: Stephen Malkmus

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What is he really like?

http://www.billions.com/images/malkmus.jpg

― girls are gay, Friday, 25 June 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dorky

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 25 June 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Shitty taste in eyewear.

― Party_pants, Friday, 25 June 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If girls really were "gay" they wouldn't like Malkmus.

I know what you meant, but I'm just sayin'...

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 June 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i am a girl and i do not like steve malkmus. guess i must be gay.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 25 June 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

He's friends with Dave Berman.

― David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 25 June 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

SM doesn't do much for me anyway (especially in that pic). I was always more of a Lou Barlow fan.

Just thought it was ironic that the person wrote "Girls are gay," when trying to insult their alleged love of Malkmus. Nevermind...

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 June 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

he wears a wig

― T-roy, Friday, 25 June 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That's just my clever nick name Sara. It has nothing to do with Malkmus, his fans, or this thread.

I'm genuinly interested in who Malkmus really is.
What is he hiding behind his ironic slacker image?
What is his dark secret? What kind of pasta does he enjoy?

― girls are gay, Friday, 25 June 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture is awesome, though. He looks like he's at a Bar Mitzvah in 1983. I think he's a penne man who's afraid of the dark.

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 June 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

he's been known to "hang" in posh, scenic Sun Valley, Idaho.

Mark E. Smith referred to Pavement frontman Stephen Malkmus as "a BMW-driving cunt."

the toupee does not appear to be scaring away the smoking hot babes.

― T-roy, Friday, 25 June 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Malkie drives BMW? I cannot belive that.
Surely he is the white Totyota from the 80s type.

― girls are gay, Friday, 25 June 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

girls may not be gay but they sure are literalists around here lately.

he looks like an incidental character in a law and order episode. a defrocked priest, maybe. or a low level accountant.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like what's-his-name from The Daily Show. The one who was in the Jim Carrey movie.

― phil dennison, Friday, 25 June 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

man, mark e smith is so awesome. what a dick. imna start a thread about this...

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 25 June 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

SM wears a toupee? Just like Paul Simon used to.

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Malkus was asked in some interview ages ago what he thought of the latest Fall album and said he didn't know, that he was too busy driving around in his BMW.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Smith - Sad Brit knob jockey whos greatest moments tend to be interview sound bites. Hit the nail on the head with this one though.

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

When SM's first solo album came out, Matador had these sexy/creepy pics of him floating shirtless in a tub or something. I can't find them now.

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

HI JON

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

3 for 3: malkmus attendance for last three shows i saw in portland (sun city girls, mission of burma, thinking fellers union). hey, he at least goes out and stuff.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

sara, i have all that shit on the plain parade website:

http://www.plainparade.org/imagefile/malkmus.jpg

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

dude should stick to the love ballads dude should be forced to put quarters in a "ain't I the dickens?" jar.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Maria, what else do you have on our website?

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Maria, this is a thread about Stephen Malkmus, not Dave Grohl, thanx.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

he wears a wig

I've got this really great live version of "Jo Jo's Jacket" in which he claims that he shaved off his head, and that "this is really a wig!!!"

You kinda have to hear it to find it amusing, probably. It's all in the inflections.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Shaved off his hair, not his head. Eee.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Stephen Malkmus is an extra in the movie adaption of the sequel to his life.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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