How come Vanilla Ice gets so much more ironic appreciation than MC Hammer?

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Because he's white.

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Because people genuinely like Hammer? FFS.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"How come Timmy T gets more ironic appreciation than Grover Washington?"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Then how come no one plays Hammer

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

because Hammer actually had a couple of good early songs. Plus Ice be white.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Hammer came off as a nice guy, and is now a preacher. His only sins were
a) not being able to find anything that rhymes with "Oakland",
b) balloon pants, and
c) His short lived Gangsta phase.
Beating up on MC Hammer would be like kicking a puppy.

Vanilla Ice was a creep, posuer and loser and is still a creep, posuer and loser. And his crimes are legion. Here's 6 off the top of my head:
a) using 'wack' as a noun
b) his freaking pompodour and bleached eyebrow streaks
c) having only one good song, which oddly enough sounded much better when Queen and David Bowie did it first.
d) "Cool as Ice, the motion Picture"
e) Ninja Rap.
f) his spastic dancing
Beating up on Vanilla Ice feels like a civic duty.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

a) not being able to find anything that rhymes with "Oakland"

Oaktown, dummy.

there's nothing wrong with Hammer's gangsta phase (although nothing beats Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em).

also, more major Hammer sins:

1. buying that house
2. buying those horses
3. buying off friends
4. not knowing how not to buy stuff

Also "l'il Hank Aaron" should get props alone for his Athletics ballboy days.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ninja Rap rules U R ALL GAY

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

a) using 'wack' as a noun

http://www.cyber-cinema.com/gallery/goodfellas.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that's when it's used as a verb, Dom.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

a) not being able to find anything that rhymes with "Oakland"
Oaktown, dummy.
He's from Oakland. He was talking about Oakland. But changed it because he couldn't find a rhyme.

Yer right about him buying all that shit. But all new rock/rap stars do that.
Hell, I bet Vanilla made all the same mistakes as Hammer... he just didn't LEARN from them.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, "Whack" =/= "that guys a wack"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I was not aware that either of these people got any props these days, ironic or otherwise. I suppose Hammer was kind of likeable, in a way, while vanilla ice's hard-man pose was just kind of dumb and lame. People are doing the ironic retro cool thing on vanilla ice? I do find that really odd, if true.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

When someone is "wacked", h, what takes place is a "wack". Admittedly, Mr Van Winkle was using it in a different sense, but that's linguistics for you.

I think the answer to this is that people like Queen more than Rick James.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

People are doing the ironic retro cool thing on vanilla ice? I do find that really odd, if true.
...sixth sign of the apocalypse...

I think the answer to this is that people like Queen more than Rick James.
I'm not sure why, but that makes me deeply sad.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(Pash, don't worry, this is not happening and if it is only the ignorable dipshits are doing it.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, vanilla ice is so much worse.
im pretty sure its not some kind of racist conspiracy to make fun of the cheesy white guy.

― greg, Friday, 25 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

OK fair enough Dan!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Where have you been since 1995? I mean, Surreal Life, hello!!!

― David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

When someone is "wacked", h, what takes place is a "wack". Admittedly, Mr Van Winkle was using it in a different sense, but that's linguistics for you.

actually, the "h" has been missing this whole thread. It's "whack."

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

also:

Main Entry: 2 - whack
Function: noun
1 a : a smart or resounding blow; also : the sound of or as if of such a blow b : a critical attack
2 : PORTION, SHARE
3 : CONDITION, STATE
4 a : an opportunity or attempt to do something <take a whack at it> b : a single action or occasion
- out of whack 1 : out of proper order or shape <threw his knee out of whack> 2 : not in accord <feeling out of whack with her contemporaries -- S. E. Rubin>

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The most surreal thing ever was Ice going all Cyprus Hill and sporting "dreads" that made him look like Bert offa Sesame Street

"Sometimes I get the munchies
and it knocks me off my feet"

His autobiography is top notch too. might be hard to get now.

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't MC Hammer the one who got the VH-1 movie?

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ice Ice Baby" is a way better song than "U Can't Touch This" (though Hammer was a better dancer, and made better albums, and better videos, and better girl groups aka Oaktown's 357, and he had a better baseball career.). Anyway, what makes you think the appreciation of either of them is "ironic"? "Ice Ice Baby" is just a great record, period. Anybody who doesn't think so is an absolute wack.

― chuck, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Here Comes the Hammer" is better than "Ice Ice Baby."

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Chuck that "IIB">"UCTT"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Superfreak" is a better song than "Under Pressure" (tho they're both good).

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

UCTT mega-> IIB

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ice Ice Baby" is better than "Under Pressure," too.
And "Super Freak" is better than "U Can't Touch This.
And "They Put Me in the Mix" is better than "U Can't Touch This."
And "It's A Party" and Vanilla's other hip-house song (the one from *Cool as Ice*, I think) are better than "U Can't Touch This."
I forget what "Here Comes the Hammer" sounds like.

― chuck, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And "Pressure" by Billy Joel is better than "Under Pressure," too.

― chuck, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, thanks for dropping the BJ Bomb.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

There isn't a single Hammer single that is not better than "Ice Ice Baby". FFS.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 June 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread reminds me that I actually still like MC Hammer's hits and oddly, makes me want to listen to Public Enemy.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Square Dance Rap" 0wnz any song mentioned in this thread (apropos of nothing, obv.)

― Aaron A., Saturday, 26 June 2004 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

There isn't a single Hammer single that is not better than "Ice Ice Baby". FFS.

Haha, Dan is OTM, perhaps one could say:

There isn't a single (...) single that is not better than "Ice Ice Baby". FFS.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 26 June 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"OHHHH OHHH WE GOT TO HAMMER" > "ICE ICE BABY"

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Sunday, 27 June 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"appreciation"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 June 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(i also used to sorta like hammer's cartoon ... it came on right after looney tunes!)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

and is jon williams related to trife?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

appreciation

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Sunday, 27 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

as opposed to depreciation?

― CPA-bär (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 June 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Ice's flow is much better on "IIB" than Hammer's on "UCTT"

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Sunday, 27 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

And "Pressure" by Billy Joel is better than "Under Pressure," too.

*insert long streak of Alex In NYC-style foam-at-mouth verbal violence*

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 27 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll let someone prefer "Superfreak" to the best goddamn song ever made but shitball John Lennon-wanna-be toodly nonsense wtf wtf wtf WTF?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 27 June 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll also let preferring "Ice Ice Baby" to the best goddamn song ever slide because Queen's goes dee-dee-dee-diggy-dee-dee dee-dee-dee-diggy-dee-dee while Ice's goes dee-dee-dee-diggy-dee-dee DEE-dee-dee-dee-diggy-dee dee, which is totally different.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 27 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yer right about him buying all that shit. But all new rock/rap stars do that.
Hell, I bet Vanilla made all the same mistakes as Hammer... he just didn't LEARN from them.

Vanilla Ice actually saved and invested a lot of his early 90s money. He was good enough about it that he's still doing okay now. No bankrupctices, no selling off of the estate. He spends a lot of time on hobbies these days. He likes to travel.

Another thing that made Vanilla Ice more ridiculous than Hammer (and thus a reciever of more jokes/ironic app. than Hammer) is how he lied about his background. According to Ice, he grew up a streetwise thug in one of the worst parts of Dallas, TX. In truth, he came from a fairly nice, middle class suburb.

― Blood Doll, Sunday, 27 June 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Hammerpants look respectable compared to these jeans

http://www.bembridge.co.uk/images/Vanilla%20Ice/vice002.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 27 June 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing respectable about this:

http://i20.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/fc/ff/6f_1_b.JPG

― beanz (beanz), Sunday, 27 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it foreshadow's Outkast's "Dracula's Wedding"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 27 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

first Horrorcore track ever?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 27 June 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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Well, yeah, that's Vincent Price, rapping about the funk of 40,000 years. (1982 -- not sure if that's before the Whodini track or not.) Though come to think of it Wolfman Jack was definitely a vocal influence on some early rappers (Frankie Smith, for instance, I think), and I wouldn't be surprised if there's tapes floating around with him (or Sir Graves Ghastly, or Ghoulardi, or some late night local UHF horror flick host like that) rapping about turning blue and climbing walls and staying sick or whatever.

― chuck, Monday, 28 June 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060619/151246__mc_l.jpg

MC HAMMER, ''I GOT IT FROM THE TOWN''
Yep, that MC Hammer. This new track from the onetime megastar cartoon rapper is destined to reside in the world's ''so bad it's good'' playlist for years to come. Attempting his umpteenth comeback, Mr. ''U Can't Touch This'' is now riding his native Bay Area's current hip-hop fad, hyphy, with a song that features passably bouncy drums and squelching synths. Thing is, while luminaries like 2Pac, Biggie, and Jay-Z progressed rap technique quite a bit since puffy pants were in style, Hammer has not really altered his pushy flow one bit. It's kind of remarkable, and kind of sad. At least listen to a snippet of the track on iTunes.

-ew.com

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Friday, 23 June 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

my sister saw mc hammer live at some free festival thing in charlotte not too long ago. his pants actually split halfway through his set, and he came back on stage wearing a towel as a kind of makeshift loincloth to cover little hammer in his tightie whities.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

but he finsished his set, being a true showman.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

I only know one Ice tune and about 3 hammer ones. the Ice is the best one of the four. strangley don't like that queen song much though

― babysquid (babysquid), Friday, 23 June 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

How the fuck do you split Hammer pants?

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Friday, 23 June 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

he wasn't wearing the classic hammer pants, judging from my sis's photos

(yes i'll post them once she can send them to me)

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Please do.
I figured he wasn't wearing the pants, I just felt like posing the question. It's like a koan. or not.

This might bewhat went wrong with Hammer and Ice's careers, though. How much would it rule if Hammer still wore parachute pants and Ice still had the Big Gay Pompadour with designs cut in the sides? AC/DC never changed with fashion!

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Friday, 23 June 2006 23:15 (twenty years ago)

Did (M.C.) Hammer have some kind of speech impediment that would explain his frequent tendency to roll an "r" instead of enunciating a syllable? Like "starrrrrrd" (rolled) instead of "started", for instance? It sometimes sounded like he was just tired of rapping.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 June 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

i listened to dj semtex's 1xtra show recently when he was in the bay area doing a hyphy special,and i was surprised about how pretty much everyone he interviewed gave props to hammer as a bay pioneer,he seems to be genuinely respected there...

― robin (robin), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

It sometimes sounded like he was just tired of rapping.

well he did rap rather a lot in those days, it must have gotten pretty tiring after a while

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

If he stopped after Let's Get It Started, Hammer would be universally revered as a pop-rap savant and a west-coast pioneer.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 24 June 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

Even Please Hammer! Everyone loved that when it came out. 2 Legit was the complete shark-jumping album, wasn't it?

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Saturday, 24 June 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

little hammer

Little? Why then did he need those pants????

http://static.flickr.com/43/113227112_5191719c0f_o.gif

I don't know, I really liked Ice Ice Baby. You knew it was silly - or at least I did - but it was easy to rap along to and... well, it was just funny in a harmless way. If I had known that MC Hammer would spawn Fred Durst...

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 24 June 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

Even Please Hammer! Everyone loved that when it came out.

It doesn't age well though.

Seriously, I don't think I've EVER loved a song more than i loved "U Can't Touch This" when I was 10 years old. I would play it every day. Make pause tapes with it. Learn the dance moves. Type out the lyrics.

I would do just about anything to be once again so pure and unjaded for a song to touch me that deeply today.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 24 June 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

little hammer
____________________
Little? Why then did he need those pants????

Did you see the "Pumps in a Bump" video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poJQxryhAEA&search=MC%20Hammer%20Pumps%20in%20a%20Bump

I'll say no more.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Saturday, 24 June 2006 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

If you think about it, hyphy would actually suit Hammer pretty well. After all, both Hammer & hyphy are lyrically very activity-oriented ("Do _____").

― It's Rodney, now in amazing 2-D! (R. J. Greene), Saturday, 24 June 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO!

QED.

― Mark Swiderski (Mark Swiderski), Saturday, 24 June 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

The first time I heard Hammer's Pump it Up (Here's the News), I thought Hammer was the shit.

The first time I heard Ice's Ice Ice Baby, I knew Ice was shit...I just didn't want to admit it because he was "from" Miami.

― PappaWheelie 2 (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

I love all the wrong, fucked up slang on To The Extreme, like "word to your mother" and the part where he talks about putting "on my jimmy."

Like he almost knows what those words mean!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

WTF is "having a roni" anyway?

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

Engaging in sensual congress with a young lady of notably tender years.

― kit brash (kit brash), Sunday, 25 June 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

hammer had those magic talking shoes in his cartoon = less embarassing

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 June 2006 08:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit I remember that! wtf

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Sunday, 25 June 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roni
1. roni
28 up, 10 down

Referred to in Vanilla Ice's beatbox song, "Havin' a Roni," is a virgin, according to Ice himself. However, the term is used often in hip hop, and is short for "tenderoni," which is defined as a "sweet girl."

Then again, Vanilla Ice can make up some dumb shit.

bahahahahahahaha

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Sunday, 25 June 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

i like vanilla ice better than i like fred durst

Now, there's a comparison I can get behind.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 25 August 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

What it's like
Havin a roni
What it's like
Havin a roni

It's like aah ah ah ahh ah ahh ah ah ahh
It's like Eebinbobbinbeebinabobbinbobbinbeebinabiddlyobibinbobbinedoo

What it's like
Havin a roni
What it's like
Havin a roni

Yo Vanilla kick it one time

― Fjord Spellman (fjord), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

I always thought it meant "boner."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

btw i'm white

― html tarsier (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:09 (seventeen years ago)

No wonder you get so much ironic appreciation.

― briania, Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

Hammer is a Reverend, most ironists are heavily into respecting Jesus.

Plus Vanilla Ice looked like Max Headroom -- MC Hammer looked like some way more forgettable advertising discharge. And when you dip into the past, you hit Chester Cheetos first.

Sorry, wrong web page, anyway.

― Ian Christe, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

This mainstream news story refers to Ice Ice Baby as a "classic":

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2008/aug/31/boulder-complaints-choir-joins-global-gripers/

― Jake Brown, Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

ice ice baby is a classic

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

this mainstream whiteboy refers to Ice Ice Baby as a "classic."

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer Rico Suave

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

no way vanilla flows way better

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

Vanilla Ice Goes Amish

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

incredible & depressing to think that we may only just be beginning to plumb the most sensationally useless parts of Vanilla Ice's soul

― the Upperchest (crüt), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

he's white btw

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

I went to a Milwaukee Bucks game and Vanilla Ice was the halftime entertainment, I kid you not. Considering how cheap our tickets were it was kind of a cool surprise. He was actually pretty good!! "Yo, I don't know about you guys, but I still love the Ninja Turtles", for real. Props for doing a pretty damn energetic Ice Ice Baby too and spawning the argument about how many times he has performed that song in his life. I would say it's close to a thousand by now.

His live album Extremely Live is really quite entertaining, if you can find it. Live drums instead of the processed ones that were on the album and some real funny moments along the way. Such as Ice trying to figure out how to do sex rhymes on the fly despite the fact that half the audience are teenagers. And a really awesome/hilarious Ice Ice Baby that goes for almost 10 minutes. Plus an early version of "Ninja Rap". Plus some DJ bits that were clearly backdrops to dance routines that obviously you cannot see, but somehow made the album anyway. The 1.08 average on RYM is heresay!!

― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

Oh yes and they go bonkers for "I Love You" which may be legitimately one of the worst singles of all time. And a FOUR MINUTE version of "Havin' a Roni" with a rather sensual sax solo.

― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

Only one of these guys is the future mayor of Oakland, but I don't know how ironic that is.

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

never understood the ilm-nerd love for 'ice ice baby' -- such a boring, draggy record.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLVk_odp8w

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

eight years pass...

I was at a local festival and there was a dude with an acoustic guitar on stage. His last song was a cover of "Havin' a Roni". Including the beatbox part. I couldn't fuckin' believe it. That might be the single worst Vanilla Ice track. After he came off stage I told him "Havin' a Roni" was my favorite Vanilla Ice tune. He said "Me too".

― frogbs, Saturday, 3 July 2021 04:11 (four years ago)

Glad u think LYING is acceptable behavior!?!!!

― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 July 2021 04:53 (four years ago)

What it's like
Havin' a phony

― I Scream For Ice Cream But Also Just All The Time And For No Reason (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 July 2021 13:33 (four years ago)

🤦‍♂️

― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 3 July 2021 13:34 (four years ago)

three years pass...

this is so fuckin funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tvfQaxiHT4

― frogbs, Saturday, 31 May 2025 03:58 (one year ago)

like you know what all these screaming girls want to hear it's Don Diego on the fuckin sax

― frogbs, Saturday, 31 May 2025 04:00 (one year ago)

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