Fistfight: Wilco Or The Beastie Boys?

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Who would win? Handicaps include Tweedy totally blanked out on downers and Yauch, uh, meditating.

― Party Pants, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Kathleen Hannah wins.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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Worst Thread Everrrrrrrrrrrr!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

do the beasties get mixmaster mike?

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Tweedy would get dizzy and puke on Yauch, Tweedy wins. Also I think the other members of Wilco are probably younger than the other two B-Boys, but maybe not in as good shape? That would be a draw. Let's not forget Mario C, who might be brought in as a ringer. Mixmaster Mike would have little effect and in fact might fuck up the rhythm of the fight for the B-Boys.

I think Wilco could take them.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Mixmaster Mike is in. Heck, we'll even set Rick Rubin on the sidelines eating a bucket of rib tips.

― Party Pants, Friday, 25 June 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget John Stirrat, who's got the same build as a tight-muscled carney.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally forgot about Nels Cline as well. Nels Cline>>>that one dude who quit. Although Tweedy might regret being on bad terms with Jay Farrar, since he could use a doughy bruiser in a fight like this.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jim O'Rourke would have "doughy" covered.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

o'rourkes a midget though...

what about DJ Hurracane....if he counts then beasties all the way.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

do the beasties get to have steve martin on their team? he calls wilco's peeps and tells them the fight is at the corner of broadway and houston. but then he moves the fight to lafayette and houston without telling them, and as tweedy and company are walking up houston toward broadway, the beasties ambush 'em.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

would Wilco get Pitchfork's "zombie indie undead" team on their side? they might just eat the B-Boys.

http://indiesoc.kcsu.org.uk/lot21/lot21a.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude if Glenn Kotche be beating people like he does teh drums it's over for MC Dalia Lama, Man-Of-Leather, and The Dude That Was Married To Ione Skye.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 June 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, if this takes place inside the thunder dome, and Wilco all have wheels in stead of legs and the Beastie Boys are inside of a hollowed out 150 foot gorilla, as logically, the fight would take place, than obviously the answer is Mattlock.

― David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 25 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoot, Jessica Fletcher would have Mattlock's ass 0WN3D1!1!1!1

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 June 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Matlock throws in with Wilco:

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/joel/matlock/banjoben.jpg

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 25 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

There are at least two people in that above photograph who belong in this thread.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 June 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Aunt Bee looks great in that picture!

― Vic Funk, Friday, 25 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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