HOW AM I GOING TO KILL THE NEW MUCHMUSIC VJ???!!!

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Who is this bastard? I can't be the only pour sap who is enraged by this whiny, teeny, emo-haircutted, nervey, lispy, fragile little piece of poop. Devon (I believe his name is) stops me from mindlessly watching shitty music videos, because whenever he comes on I want to jump into the TV screen and strangle his skinny neck.
Who is with me on this one? Devon-haters of the world unite! Let us plot to destroy this puny, infantile, little bitcheroo. Descend on Toronto like a swarm of angry music-loving bats and suck whatever blood this shit-tard has in him. Come on, let's go!!!!!
(And he's incompetent). (He makes Master T look like a friggin genius).

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Very carefully?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 25 June 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

he's pretty like a girl.
seriously though, he's about a million times better than say, Rick.
(Master T was a genius.)

― La Monte (La Monte), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, yeah, he's better than Campinelli. But who isn't? My mom is hipper than Rick the Temp. And no, Rick, that trucker hat doesn't make me like you.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

attacking trucker hats, gilles? How original.

― Symplistic (shmuel), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And Hannah Sung is kinda cute...I know there is a Muchmusic VJ thread, but this one is dedicated to the destruction of emo-boy. death death death be upon you!!!

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, Sym, it's the backlash against the backlash against trucket-hats. hehehe.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i love hannah. lately i reeeeaaaaaaaallllllyyy hate george.

― La Monte (La Monte), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder who dresses Rick? His style really did seem to change. I want to be the Muchmusic stylist. And I want the French chick from Musiqueplus back. *cries*

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

he IS extremely pretty

he's the vj equivalent of a douche commercial

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It hardly matters anyway. Much Music itself seems utterly FUBAR now, like, overall.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Why can't they find good vj's. They should just get Nardwuar to host every show. Seriously.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

t/s: this douchebag v. bryan mcfayden and his clone whois currently on trl

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Devon was fairly competent on the MMVA's. I was shocked by this. So he is off my shitlist for the moment.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, he's improved a bit. I grant you that. But he is still, basically, a 30 second female hygiene commercial with a pititful emo haircut.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, this is true. I hated him during the VJ search. He was the last of the five finalist that I would have picked.
And I haven't seen much of him since he's been working there, so his MMVA stint will grant him shitlist immunity for a short time. Then I will be back on the warpath.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Immunity from getting fired. But not from Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Like, me :)

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys are so wrong. Devon is possibly the best thing to happen to Much since...well, me!

― BillW, Saturday, 26 June 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Devon = New Rick = New Franchise.

Yuck.

Master T, is seriously missed.

― Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Saturday, 26 June 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

With every new vj, Rachel looks a little better.

― minolta (minolta), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

muchmusic = fu5e, non?

MUSIC ON TELEVISION WHAT A NOVEL IDEAR.

― harshaw (jube), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Bill Welychka. Are you serious? Hey dude. I guess I am being a little hard on the boy...But Muchmusic does seem to be going in a certain, shall-we-say, very safe direction. I feel like the quality of rock videos played in the mid-90's was bit more eclectic and challenging to
viewers. The Wedge is always very good, but outside of the Wedge and Nardwuar, I'm feel there is a lack of programming for my taste (and it is very, very broad).
Perhaps Canadian music listeners would expand their tastes too, if given the option, n'est-ce pas?

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Saturday, 26 June 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Expanding tastes is contrary to the principles of the Clear Channel era.

MM is expanding tastes ... by picking up /copying/remolding more MTV series (and playing fewer videos).

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 26 June 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps Canadian music listeners would expand their tastes too, if given the option, n'est-ce pas?

That's why we have Musique Plus.

― Vic Funk, Saturday, 26 June 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw some french rock videos recently and they were quite good. although i didn't hear them because i was at a party and there was huey lewis and the news playing at a really high volume. that is a whole different story. (perhaps a whole different thread.)

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Sunday, 27 June 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys are so wrong. Devon is possibly the best thing to happen to Much since...well, me!

-- BillW (bwylychyk...), June 26th, 2004.

why am i scared that this post isn't a joke?...

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 28 June 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. Is Bill Welychka a ILM poster, fuh real?

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Monday, 28 June 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuh real-real?

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

yah, he sucks.
much's thrift-store cookie cutter has been working overtime.
gimme teresa roncon or gimme death.

― aa, Monday, 28 June 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

nb: it was in fact not bill w, but a marginally more famous canadian, horace mann.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

one time when i was in muchmusic for something i heard rick the temp talking to his mom on the phone. what a douche.

"moooommmmm! i'm at work the kids are starting to like me!!! can you drive down to much music and bring me my nose ointment... yes it's bleeding AGAIN???"

ok, so i'm paraphrasing. but seriously, what a douche.

most loathed: george trying to be hard as he introduces one of those shitting POD bands, that girls' terrible hair. oh im getting annoyed....

― scout, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not behind every minor cdn celebrity impersonation around here, y'know. Though, yes, I was behind that one, and the ones on the previous much thread.
I'm so ashamed in a totally proud sort of way.

― Ho-Mann, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Greetings,

I'd just like to add my 50 cents... I agree in full with Gilles in regard to Devon's lameness. What is with that greasy, side-parted mop of shit that he calls "hair"? Anyway, yeah, Devon blows.

Meg

PS: Your name is Gilles, just like Gilles Duceppe. That's HOT. (And I'm 100 percent serious.)

― Megan, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cvm.qc.ca/cdemestral/%c9lectionsCanada2000_fichiers/Duceppe.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Devon is bad, Rick is worse, but is there anything more annoying than the twin bill of Amanda and Jenn?

George Strombucketofletters rules.

― TBek, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Sara, if the name of the one I like is Sara.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sara's always seems flustered. No VJ is perfect. Except for Nardwuar when he's on. When he's on, he's unstoppable.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

much's awesomeness pretty much ends at amanda and george

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't call George awesome. He only looks so good in comparison to the palookas he's surrounded by.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend works next door to Much Music. send US$1,000,000 to me and i'll have her off him

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a better idea, send ME $1,000,000 (cdn funds ok) and I will come and remove the channel changing knob from your TV set.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

and buy you lunch.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i work right behind much actually. send me the money.

strombo can be a tool sometimes and amanda is a goddess.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i've been repping amanda since the start. she's funny. also, she's kind of hot.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

She never quite commits herself to her jokes though. I can't whatever whatever.
I think I just like Sara because she reminds me of this girl I knew in university. She was hilarious.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

kind of hot¿ understatement of the year, me friend¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

arg, i just did an img srch for much amanda and woo hoo!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

man - not a good idea when i'm at work¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what I was trying to warn about. Should have been more, uh, explicit. Sorry.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

mark p's comments otm.
Amanda is welcome to come over anytime she wishes.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Amanda is very competent, but quite boring.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Amanda is HOTTT, therefore she can do whatever she wants.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Amanda wouldn't be hot if she lit herself on fire in the Sahara desert.

― Anthony B, Friday, 6 August 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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