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I think I was happier just hating everything but The Ramones's first 3 and Billy Childish and John Lee Hooker. Open minds let too much dust in. Everybody wants to be so fucking eclectic and groovy now, you're letting poison into your system. You have to be able to say no in this culture. I am advocating a neo-Luddite philosophy. I can talk myself into liking this and that but when you come down to it, when you really listen, practically everything after '67 sounds like overcooked spaghetti. Nobody will ever get the shitbox efficiency of Dave Davies' guitar again. Watching pop spiralling around the toilet bowl my whole life now, like a stubborn turd that won't go down the pipes. Video killed the radio star alright. Can you believe this shit? They can fly now! They string these munchkins up and send up them careening around arenas. They're from florida, these people - they can't be trusted. You're sucking a plastic tit. I can't believe the embrace of Britney is anything but a defense mechanism. Applying a Kraftwerk-learnt desire to become one with the machines. It's an ironic pose, or a form of mourning or self-loathing, for anyone who really cares about culture to sing the praises of Britney Spears.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually Fritz, I think praising Britney is a 'desire to 'belong'', which bearing in mind both the great hollow abyss most people consist of AND the deluded self-destructive society most people want to 'belong' TO, is far less explicable than self-loathing or irony.

dave q, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The mistake you are making w.r.t. me at least Fritz is that you think I "really care about culture". I don't, at least not in the way you imply. The trouble with drawing the line you are is that it leaves you defenseless against people who draw it higher up - how to defend Ray Davies against people who think culture=the academy?

Dave Q - it's a desire to understand and empathise at the very most. If an ILM Britneyphile started listening to *only* Britney you might have a point.

Tom, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wasn't implying a high culture vs low culture split. However, accepting that the academic high culture/low culture split has devalued a lot of great art does not justify fetishising kitsch.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Accepting kitsch as a category implies a high culture/low culture split.

Tom, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jeff Koons = fetishizing kitsch
Britney Spears = fetishizing cootchie

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If we do accept kitsch as a category, of course, I'd be delighted to learn how the Ramones don't fetishise it (and aren't it).

Tom, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's high culture kitsch and low culture kitsch, so I don't know what your point is really.

I used Dave Davies' guitar playing as a symbol of what I always liked about rock & pop music or art, or, for that matter people in general - its traditional but innovative, cheap, efficient, confusing, accessible, individual, brutal, beautiful, human. I just don't see any of these traits in an artist like Spears. It's not a high art - low art thing, it's about human art.

And I think people who defend her here do so out of a patronising "isn't it fun to pretend she's a serious artist" attitude more than any real regard for her music or persona. Of course, it's outrageous of me to imply that I can tell what people are really thinking but that's just the sense I get.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course, it's outrageous of me to imply that I can tell what people are really thinking but that's just the sense I get.

This pretty much sums up why this thread is futile. I can see all sorts of point to arguing about pop music but arguing about pop music with people who won't believe you is a hiding to nothing. I could just do what Ned has - quite sympathetically done - and reply to everything with "I like what I like, whee!" (to simplify Ned's position a bit) - instead I've tried to offer reasons and fly kites as to why I find some music worth listening to. If people won't take those seriously then there's no point in continuing debating - I'll stick to offering opinions on artists where criticism isn't continually second-guessed (i.e. those where every critical position was long-ago mapped out and 'debate' is as formal as Sunday mass).

For what it's worth I'd never describe or think of Britney as a "serious artist" because I think the category "serious artist" does more harm than good. I've talked specifically about Britney as machine-pop, meaning pop in which the autonomy of the artist has been rendered irrelevant, and I've offered arguments elsewhere as to the positive qualities of this kind of pop. I don't think that one set of critical tools fits all artists, nor do I think that criticism means unending lists of who you think is good or bad.

Tom, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

traditional but innovative, cheap, efficient, confusing, accessible, individual, brutal, beautiful, human

Sounds like la Brit at her best all the way, if you ask me!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could just do what Ned has - quite sympathetically done - and reply to everything with "I like what I like, whee!" (to simplify Ned's position a bit)

No need to apologize for that, Tom, that is my position. That's the whole point of it.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't mean to offend. I do respect your views, Tom, and shouldn't have ascribed motives behind your opinions beyond what you yourself explicitly state.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ramones (first 3 albums) = fetishising of good bad taste; Britney = fetishising of bad bad taste. I like what I like wheeee!

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

goddamn the ramones are awful.

ethan, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not offended, Fritz. But this touches on the wider semi-question of 'rockism' so I'm going to bang on about it anyway: we've had a million threads on Britney it seems and in almost every one there's this thing about why do the people who like her like her. If I say "I like Pavement" the standard dissenting reply is "How can you like them they're shit and here's why" not "No you don't". This, ultimately, would be my definition of rockism - not a belief that rock is best but a belief that criticism of some ('serious') things eg. rock can be taken at face value and is worthwhile and other ('less serious') things eg. pop can't and isn't.

Meanwhile the basic point of your post - eclecticism is bad for you - is definitely worth talking about so having got that off my chest I will get back to normal.

Tom, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry that sounded really pompous - all the rest of it's worth talking about too of course! But the eclecticism bit is interesting to me - I think trying to like stuff is a good critical move, even talking/thinking yourself into it. Why this reliance on the 'gut reaction'?

Tom, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that's an interesting distinction but I don't think it's the idea that machine-pop's beneath criticism that causes people to to be incredulous when it's defended, but that the genre itself is entirely resistant to criticism. It's teflon.

If one was to say, "it has no value", another can argue "it's not meant to have value". If one says "it reflects only the banal and base desires of our culture," another can say "that's hierarchical, you could say the same of blah blah blah." and so on. One could say, "It's manufactured - the artists have no input into what they are creating. They are no better than puppets." and another could answer, "That's what's fascinating about it - it makes no pretense to being more than manufactured pop."

It's a circular argument and so we end up with an entirely relativist criterion of cultural value, and nothing can having meaning or value at all because meaning and value are stodgy, rockist, old-fashioned concepts. Fine.

I say, for one's own mental health, too much acceptance of crap is dangerous. There's nothing wrong with rejecting it outright.

(Christ, I'm turning into my grandfather here)

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't like her either, Fritz.

btw, where's Nitsuh?

Sean, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's a circular argument and so we end up with an entirely relativist criterion of cultural value, and nothing can having meaning or value at all because meaning and value are stodgy, rockist, old-fashioned concepts. Fine.

I say, for one's own mental health, too much acceptance of crap is dangerous. There's nothing wrong with rejecting it outright.

Ah well, there's your answer -- these two stances aren't incompatible. All it boils down to is a personal definition of crap. From there, it's easy -- you can reject 'crap' as you hear/experience it, but that being the case, then one more time, there is no law -- merely your own filters. :-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In the interest of fairness, I should say that I only used Britney as an example because she pissed me off with that Joan Jett cover. I could have just as easily used a current high-art act like Radiohead or Bjork or Aphex Twin or whoever. I really don't like much music after 1967... ok, '72. maybe the odd punk record, 10 hip hop records or so, mostly from 87-90. It just sounds wrong. The artwork isn't as nice. You can't dance to it. I don't want to engage with this culture.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't want to engage with this culture.

*shrug* You certainly don't have to. But that doesn't explain it away or render it automatically not of worth. It's still there, and opinions on it will always fracture as with anything else. Even if you choose to set it aside, slamming others -- and I don't think you were intending to do this, but it reads this way -- for *wanting* to engage with it, and even celebrating it, is not your prerogative in the end, no more so than it would be mine (say) to tell you to listen and enjoy.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Certainly not intending to slam anyone for wanting to engage, Ned, rather maybe slamming myself for my own inability to engage in a satisfying way, or worse yet my reluctance to disengage despite all my squawk.

Using hyperbole to keep the argument urgent (c or d?): Ever since 60's counterculture took the reins of aboveboard cultural dominance, things have gone steadily to muddle-headed shit. When they were still in opposition to the dominant culture, the hippies were OK. The culture wars of 57 - 67 produced the coolest pop culture ever. When they out & out won the culture wars the boomers began to learn to walk upright like the Animal Farm pigs. (Standard issue cliche Gen X griping, I know.) Nothing musically interesting since '67 except brief volleys of opposition: punk, postpunk, hip hop, ahem... grunge. All completely absorbed or corrupted within a year of being a blip on the radar. Why bother staying engaged?

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hiphop ≠ a brief volley, fritz. and you know this, maaan!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why bother staying engaged?

I'll set aside the other (as you say, hyperbolic) bits to concentrate on this -- why? For my part, why not? There's no reason not to, because who knows what might occur next? I will always believe in a capacity for surprise and sudden interest. :-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Knew I'd get nailed on that one, hyperbole or not. but in terms of my interest, yes, hip hop was a brief volley that rarely delivered on the immense promise of '87 - '90. No, I don't know this. It's not a fact, just an opinion.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why stay engaged if it requires a level of intellectualization, justification, talking oneself into a reaction that feels false to me? There will always be surprises, but as far as current dominant cultural forces go I can't mentally extricate them from the system which creates them enough to see them as having any intrinsic worth.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"the system which creates them" = people.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Exactly, and if Britney Spears is a manifestation of the will of the people, who cares what the people have to say anymore?

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Britney != will of the people, but = icon for the people.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why stay engaged if it requires a level of intellectualization, justification, talking oneself into a reaction that feels false to me?

Uh...but I don't see it like that and never have. I see it as "Do I like this or not?" You don't justify something in order to enjoy it, you listen and then decide if you enjoy it...and then worry nervously about justifying your liking for it or *don't* worry and have fun. :-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Even my most hotheaded bile-spewing screed is no match for Ned Raggett's enduringly reasonable good sense. Hats off to you, and go read Huckleberry Finn, you nut. It's great once they get out on the river.

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what is this question about? are you saying you don;t like the band Orlando?

g, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in a nutshell: I want to boycott the last quarter of the 20th C -> and nobody really minds if I do, but I can't so the point is prob'ly moot. there's a band called Orlando?

fritz, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think he means like the character from Virginia Woolf.

Hats off to you, and go read Huckleberry Finn, you nut. It's great once they get out on the river.

Oh, I'm sure. But I've got other fish to fry now, I admit. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fritz beat me to it. And yes, semi-regular ILx denizen Dickon was a former member of Orlando, whose song "Contained" in particular is a beautiful slice of utter genius, to the point that, for a variety of reasons, I put it on a mix disc for a friend for her birthday.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I on the other hand can hear v.little good in most *pre* 67 pop (the exceptions being that stuff which has an element of the formula or production line already in place - crooners and MOR singers, some country, doo-wop, Motown, girl groups) - so that's how sold-out I am! Maybe Fritz is right and there are two different cultures at work - the one he likes sounds, well, naive and smug to me at worst, at best just irrelevant.

Tom, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The reason 'intellectualisation' is necessary is that pop today lacks all ambiguity except that granted it by the intellectuallisers. Everything's high-concept. Lil' Kim's dirty, Britney isn't, Limp Bizkit's angry for no reason, SOAD's angry for some weird reason or other, Michael Jackson's crazy, Jay-Z's super-confident etc.

dave q, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think you're right to say that I value the naiive and irrelevant in pop culture. It's machine-pop's self-awareness and relentless relevance & professionalism (its lack of ambiguity, as Dave Q puts it) that shut me out anyway.

I am guilty of Nostalgia - false feeling for a false time. I'm mythologizing a Golden Age from whence the Golden Oldies sprung fully formed from the street corners, sure.

Machine-pop is instant nostalgia - creating a false image of a real time, the time I am living through. It's jarring. Maybe the Golden Oldies did exactly the same thing in their time, but I'll never know. I wasn't there. Ignorance is bliss. To me, the fiction of pop can only best be enjoyed in retrospect, when it is properly dream-like.

(P.S. Smug? That stings a bit but it's fair enough too. Honestly, though, my argument is so full of holes and hand-wringing that I can't see how anyone could see it as self-satisfied. Disengage from culture? Where am I going to go, space?)

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dave q = wrong tho >>>> far MORE ambiguity in modern pop (and not JUST projected, tho that too) thanX to divergent self-just'n of many many many input-outlets (eg performer, writer, musicians if any, producer, promo foax, record co., video director, not to mention "intentions" downloaded unavoidably from machinery itself viz machinery of diatonic harmony, machinery of rhythm generation, machinery of collage blah blah)

Every britnista to a wo/man has dissed "I Wuv Wock'n'Woll" so notion that ANYTHING GOES = disproven from outset.

if it IS overweaning presence of craft chops which alienates you fritxz, then which side of high/low divide are *you* placing yrself? "I hate this cuz it goes ovah my head"?

mark s, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does complexity of process neccessarily = greater levels of ambiguity?

Even so, was the process of recording a song pre-'67 less complex? Spector less complex than Max Martin?

Can you really hear the divergent self-justification of promo people on a record? Would you want to?

I wouldn't place myself on either side of a high/low divide, but as part of a continuum like everything else. I think high/low distinctions are useful if only because they create standards, the standards are continually under attack and in flux. I hope I don't hate things that go over my head, but it's possible.

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

actually i think the "lack of ambiguity" derives *only* from the promo, not the other contributers

also promo = where the initial "context of judgment" tends to flourish (cf blink 182 = punk; betcha THAT was a press release before it was something the blinkies were having to deny)

process of recording under eg spector = more auterishly controlled; also contained within shared grid of stave-music and (somewhat, probably) shared music tastes of performers; ambiguity NOW arises from shared assumptions which would dissolve if examined

on a thread far away and long long ago, in contention with g.macdonald, i said that nu-pop => prog: and i kinda stick by that; an awful lot of TECHNIQUE is being poured into this music, which to the musicians means a LOT (they're making choices all the time) and yet to us means what?

(yr dream point is interesting tho: i guess my (benjaminian haha) attitude to pop now is that it's ruins of the dreams of NOW, which is when i live (which is kinda what you said, only I like it): the charts are our arcades)

mark s, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

shared assumptions which would dissolve if examined = "shared" assumptions which would dissolve if examined

mark s, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

definition request: "grid of stave-music" = ?

I think the fiction or dream of pop and its relation to reality/the present is actually the central point here.

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

much more so than overweaning craft chops or high/low art divides, anyway, as related as those debates may be.

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and promo may indeed play a huge part - as listening to older music absents oneself from the original promo process, thereby giving the illusion of having discovered something oneself.

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"grid of stave-music" = fact that prior to a certain date (1968 = my cut-ff tho i'd be hard pushed to prove it) majority of (studio) musicians shared a skill, eg being able to READ MUSIC OFF A STAVE, which bring w.it a complex set of judgments, shortcuts which acts as — i guess im'm claiming — a practical hub of practical evaluation of music-quality

mark s, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"naive and smug" incidentally referred to the oppositional hippie position Fritz was praising, not to Fritz himself, who is a clued-up and humble fellow.

30 years ago it was I'd guess much more difficult to hear stuff that wasn't 'chart music' - now, even despite and partly because of the ministrations of Clear Channel, music finds its level, i.e. if your involvement with music is such that the charts will do you nicely then you won't be subjected to anything else. If you want to hear more music it's there and the (tiny) effort involved in finding it will be part of your personal context i.e. you'll feel a bit cooler for it. The charts are an odd target now because they don't have to bear the weight of expectations they once did. (So in other words they're not our arcades any more).

Tom, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How the hell did Tom Cox get on our board?

My good friend Mr Klemmer might have a few words to say on this matter.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who's tom cox?

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom: the current accessibility and ubiquity of pop (and alternatives to pop) is part of the problem for me. Maybe there was less choice in my Age of Golden Oldies, but there was also just less. On a simple supply & demand model, the value of anything goes up when it is less accessible. Fewer records and - equally if not more important, fewer opportunities to see musicians on television - made pop more precious, more imagined.

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes this is true Fritz, certainly - it's also an age thing of course, I bought 5 records yesterday 3 of them new releases, blah blah, a far cry from one album a month and I had to get it right when I was 15. To an extent the mystery fades and this is part of the appeal of all kinds of non-mainstream music (of course when you do track down a 'legendary' record it seems as OK as many of the others). But my point wasn't so much that pop was rarer - you still had the radio then after all - but that pop was concentrated in fewer places, one of which was the charts. People who berate the charts now often never listen to them because as graysonlane said on another thread, you don't have to any more. They berate them because they like the idea of the charts-as-arcades as much as anyone does, I suppose.

This is meandering slightly, especially since you have declared your war on ALL post-67 music not just the popcharts.

Tom, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm trying to justify a boycott, not declaring war. I'm a conscientious objector.

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and more smug than Tom thinks I am, apparently.

fritz, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I listen to and berate the charts. But I don't berate them as much as Fritz.

Dr. C, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Very much agree with first stated principle, that open minds are bad. Eclecticism is bad. You start spreading around your affection, it runs thin. Teaching yourself to like something just encourages mediocrity. And it's too easy. The reverse is much more difficult (where reverse, obviously = teaching yourself to dislike something). One of Fritz' reasons for singlemindedness is that he doesn't want to engage with this culture. I can't count the number of cultures I don't want to engage with, but past experiences with them made them part of me - how to disengage one from oneself? It can be done, but it's more arduous than liking Britney Spears, or even Radiohead, presumably (no experience w/latter).

Otis Wheeler, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To paraphrase Orwell - "Conscientious objectors in the pop wars actually kill non-pop!" Heh.

'Disengaging with oneself' - one of the great ongoing projects of humanity.

dave q, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh d'you know. Music today. He he he he he wouldn't call it music it's all the same thud thud young lads in bangles although having been said those Western Life chaps are very personable young scamps ooh I like to recognise the TUNE you see I prefer to recognise the OBJECT IN QUESTION not unmade sheep in cow beds oh no it's taking a right royal liberty. But music sank like Lusitania as was starboard at the time as am former Navy man after end of war end said war being War II of World second d'you know it's not been the same since those daring Squadronnaires flew into our hearts although have to say Adam Cliff Singers simple singers something of a Sunday early even they are very presentable chaps always with a tune or two up their sleeves I say 40 years of doing it and d'you know Our Gracie deserted to glowing Isle of Capri and pop music subsequent dead decease bar fabulous none other than Dickie Valentine took some driving lessons from him I say that was ill-advised he he he and that there David Whitfield went to Australia to be builder died two days later not a pretty sight and Geraldo of the Roy Harry Fox Loss dance bands of yore Al "Shaky Hips" Penknife and his Ravagers of Rhythm live at Cafe Royal Piccadilly with Peers Donald at the Hammersmith Shady Nook NEATH A BABBLING BROOK and thus called music not same those Beatles however very nice gave away chad valley projector for 1965 League of Friends Myopia Ruffle good tennis match with Cecil Parker and Alastair Sim oh my word there was nary a cross word I can tell you and Williams Kenneth had to use convenience in Grade Portland Street named Lew Grade after said street containing WC. And d'you know Palladium on Sunday now there was a televisual treat I'll have you know don't make them like that any more no melody you see the melody's the thing that there ensemble Blue ooh they're most blue the way they prance and cavort around like Eddie Cantor stuck on a conveyor belt United Biscuits only.

Wally Klemmer, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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