Dig the ad for a foot exczema cure and fleshy hooker tale in this Scorpions review

The Scorpions "Unbreakable:"

When Bill picked up the doe-eyed, six-foot, leggy prostitute from his local red light district, he had lust in his eyes. A couple of minutes later, when he was parked with said lady of the evening behind the local Piggly Wiggly, Bill was astonished to discover that not only did the woman he pick up possess a fully functional vagina—something he was expecting--but he also discovered that underneath her moistness was an extensive, flapping growth of flesh not unlike a large turkey wattle. It wasn’t long before he found this a painful proposition as the hot collection of excess of skin rubbed against the pre-existing acne condition on his thigh as he tried desperately to thrust his disgust away.

What would be a non-fully functioning vagina?

Anyway, needs to read more Mickey Spillane but here's the full review and heavy metal foot fetish shot:

http://www.knac.com/article.asp?ArticleID=3141