aids

1. 1776
2. Manimal
3. Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddsssssssss

Don't worry dood, we're racially profiling you right now.

1. 1968
2. Fungi offspring of Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
3. Aquarius Infant Death Syndrome

1: Dunno, it was declared a disease in 1981, but has been around much, much longer (it's suspect that it first came to humans in the 1930s)
2: Chimpanzees, apparently.. Infected humans through getting chimp-blood into open sores. Lord knows we've all been there.
3: Acquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome

Wow, for once I looked up something in an encyclopedia instead of google it! Wooo, I will turn back time, yet! Luddites to the rescue etc.
I'm better at doing other people's homework than I ever was at my own.

This is "I Love Music." You want "I Love Threads In Poor Taste."

PS: I have no sense of humor.

some of this is actually really intersting:

Studies suggest that the virus spread initially in West Africa, but it is possible that there were several separate initial sources, corresponding to the different strains of HIV (HIV-1 and HIV-2). The earliest human fluid sample known to contain HIV was taken in 1959 from a British sailor, who apparently contracted it in what is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Other early samples include one from an American male who died in 1969, and a Norwegian sailor in 1976. It is believed that the virus was spread via sexual activity, possibly including with prostitutes, in Africa's rapidly growing urban areas. As unwittingly infected people traveled the virus spread from one city to another, and air travelers carried the virus to other continents.

Recently, evidence has grown that AIDS may have been introduced by the United Nations oral polio vaccination program in Africa during the late 1950s. The OPV AIDS hypothesis argues that the use of monkey and chimpanzee organs to prepare vaccines provides a possible mechanism for the introduction of SIV into humans, particularly considering that the vaccines were administered to a million people, many of them young infants with weak immune systems. Many scientists dispute this theory, arguing that is unlikely, but it has yet to be disproven.

It got started by some pervert having sex with a monkey.

But, are there any good songs that deal with the subject?