How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

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Put it in a microwave until its bill withers

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

or get simon cowell to produce...

― doomie x, Friday, 27 August 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

te he he

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask Macy Gray's people. They'd know all about it.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

chortle

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

judicious use of protools

― purple patch (electricsound), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

your quacking me up

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

getting joss stone to give it swimming lessons.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

get nick drake to...oh.

― zappi (joni), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

get ugly duckling to work with them.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Just re-arrange the members of Booker T & The MG'S.
If the guest singer that they're backing happend to be Wilson Pickett , then gag him ... put him on bass and then take that bearded pipe smokin Donald "Duck" Dunn and make him sing

― Leo, Friday, 27 August 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Q: What do you call a sould singer with a biscuit on his head?

A: Lionel Rich Tea

Sorry - the prospect of a bank holiday has made me silly.

― Jez (Jez), Friday, 27 August 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

How do you turn a soul singer into a duck?

Put him in a tree until he gets down.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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