John Harris's article in the guardian - The slow death of punk

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Harris seems to suggest that the alt-mainstream has become boring recently. But hasn't it always been bland? That's the only way that you can sell any records (and recoup the money) isn't it?

jellybean (jellybean), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

but franz say theyre just a pop band. im surprised pete doherty isnt in this article, you'd think harris would like him just on principle for not being bland.

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't you be both punk and polite? Not that FF are, I'm just wondering why he thinks humility and politeness are un-punk.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you slough off the hegemony of The Beatles, Stones, Clash, Smiths et al when their supremacy is fixed by CD reissues, DVDs and those nostalgia-crazed TV stations?

You could actually listen to the free CDs you presumably get sent, find the gold in amongst the crap and tell people about it, rather than writing articles about how things aren't as good as they used to be, but that would take more effort

DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

isnt this type of thinking really quite parodic now though? that you have to be FUCKING ROCK N ROLL MAAAAAAAN which construes being rude, obnoxious, off your head, and behave like something of an imbecile? or does harris just mean that musically, he would like musicians to be less polite, more outspoken, possess some attitude and not be a corporate insipid drone? if thats what it seemed like he meant, i dont think he did as he kept on about artists being too polite, i would probably agree with him. but does he not remember the dozens of interviews with clapton, townshend, jagger and co where they all talk like theyve virtually just escaped from eaton?

MENCAP OTM.

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The musical conservatism is the central plank of the argument, not the bit about 'politeness' that you're all talking about, although they may feed into one another.

I agree with Harris, I think.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

a New Labour-ish sense of national renewal
Oh god yes, let's drag Tony Blair into it again. The two remarks (Kapranos - Blair) don't sound anything alike to me: I'm sure FF don't see themselves as the leaders of some New British Music boom.

Wire, Gang of Four and A Certain Ratio

*yaaaaawn*
[where's Talking heads? XTC?]

they're also depressingly conservative
And this from a man who championed many an Oasis-lite Britpop band back in the day.

old-fashioned instruments, analogue recording equipment and supposed "honesty".

For god's sakes! It's not like Cast or Ocean Colour Scene won!

The wash-out that has so bedevilled British music, however, seems to me to have its roots in the inclusivist, well-behaved, cosseted place that the UK has largely become. Think about it this way: have you heard any good Swiss music recently?

Indeed. Unlike all those brilliant bands from Somalia, cos it's so much better for your rock industry to have war and famine.


Vasquesz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what sort of feature he'd have written if the world went nutso smasho and Robert Wyatt won. "Where's the attitude? This man is in a wheelchair for god's sake! What sort of example is this setting to a new generation of rock'n'roll hellions?!"

DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Think about it this way: have you heard any good Swiss music recently?

Yes, thanks. Next!

DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

So, our (speak for yourself, pal) beloved rock may well have drawn to a halt at the same point at which modern jazz arrived in the late 1960s: hamstrung by an exhausted vocabulary, largely cut off from the everyday, and content to chase its own tail.

Yes, that terrible cul-de-sac into which modern jazz drove itself into the late '60s. I mean: electric Miles, Art Ensemble/Braxton/Circle/AACM, BYG/Actuel Paris '69, Bailey/Oxley/Parker/SME, Brotzmann, Paul Bley, Carla Bley, Charlie Haden's Liberation Music Orchestra, the third coming of Gil Evans, the second coming of George Russell, Don Ellis' Electric Bath, the Blue Notes/Brotherhood of Breath, the Keith Tippett/King Crimson/Soft Machine/Julie Driscoll axis, the Surman/Westbrook axis...there really was fuck all going on, wasn't there?

Almost makes me regret that Robert Wyatt didn't win; if he had, that would have scuppered Harris' entire argument.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"The wash-out that has so bedevilled British music, however, seems to me to have its roots in the inclusivist, well-behaved, cosseted place that the UK has largely become. Think about it this way: have you heard any good Swiss music recently?"

i dont understand this.

i kind of agree with harris on several points, the musical conservatism mainly, and the pathetically dull whimsy of keane, zutons and their depressing ilk, the fact no bands have said anything about blair, but even though 9/10 ILXers seem to hate them, the libertines' new album does a lot of what harris is lamenting the loss of.

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

someone should send harris the fiery furnaces album but he will probably say that its trying to sound like the who.

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This article is a terrible load of old rubbish, which is quite dissapointing, b/c I enjoyed his britpop book a lot. I don't really know what else to say. It just seems to be indicative of some sort of massively restricted musical worldview. I dunno....

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

but harris is just talking about popular rock, isnt he?

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but that "heard any good music out of switzerland" crack? For god's sake!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i heard the hives and mando diao.

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Fiery Furnaces aren't British, though.

I haven't heard any great Swiss music recently, but would immediately take Yello's New Mix In One Go or the first Young Gods album over anything the Libertines have done.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Seconded. And Grauzone.

Hives and Mando Diao are not as Swiss as you think, though.

Bands not having said anything about Blair... puh.lease.

Vasquesz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

b/c I enjoyed his britpop book a lot

So did I. But there too, he kept going on and on about New Labour. In the end you were forced to believe it was Tony Blair who made British music shit, not Oasis.

Vasquesz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i keep forgetting the FF arent british.

why arent hives or mando swedish? they might not sound like it but thats whats on their passports. im going to seek out harris' book.

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't heard any great Swiss music recently, but would immediately take Yello's New Mix In One Go or the first Young Gods album over anything the Libertines have done.

Favez, Knut and stuff on Mental Groove has all sounded fine to me in the last year or so. I have no idea whether they exhibit "rock'n'roll attitudes" nor do I give a shit.

I wondered if Harris' Britpop book (which I haven't read) might constitute a kind of catharsis for him, so he could finally get over it, but I don't think he can.

DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

splooge, Sweden != Switzerland :)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah.

ooops!

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

How many of these bands have made political songs, just out of interest?

Personally, I don't see that as hugely important. People sing about what they know. If Franz Ferdinand were to release a 'Guns of Brixton' it would ring pretty hollow. As it is, they sing about Terry Wogan and, though it doesn't change the World, its nice enough.

Is 'nice enough' good enough to warrant an award? Of course it is, in such sales-driven music industry circles. Is it enough for those who want some political insight in their music? Well, no, but that isn't what this award is about.

Personally, my main reason for listening to music is not for the political insight it offers. Put it down to the day when I finally realised that Chumbawamba (not that, really, they offered all that much insight) really, truly, were utterly godawful and wondered why I'd been listening for so long.
I'll listen to a song for the way it makes me feel. If it has lyrics that stimualte my mind (whether spiritually, philosophically, politically, or plainoldeveryday-y) so much the better. If it doesn't, and they work, that's okay.

It seems strange to judge a band's worth purely on how overtly political their output may be. To claim that was all punk was about seems something of a drastic over-simplification.

I don't think conflating politics and rock n roll swagger is helpful either, as he's done in this article. If people want to swagger (eg. Libertines (who I'll happily admit to liking); Oasis (who I won't); Mick Jagger (even now..)) that's great for them. The attitude doesn't make the music, though. Fiery Furnaces seem to make music with force, energy and excitement without needing to act like pricks. If Harris is suggesting that, to be truly 'punk', or to be truly political and relevant, an artist needs to act like an arsehole then that says a lot more about the commentator than the commentated-upon (commentees??).

hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 9 September 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems strange to judge a band's worth purely on how overtly political their output may be. To claim that was all punk was about seems something of a drastic over-simplification.

Quite, and I don't know how old Harris was "at the time" but I don't think he really thinks this. I actually think this is part of a wider problem of tabloid-style broadsheet commentary, where people are called up on to make sweeping and absolutist statements because it's a more effective way to get attention

DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

the idea of what makes for political music is pretty broad though. as harris admits, its more often than not, a pretension. but i dont think he sees anything wrong with that.

splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

*intense head nodding @ hobart paving, DJ Mencap0)))*

Vasquesz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You cannot take John Harris seriously - this plank thinks Oasis/ Blur of 1994 was the best thing since Punk. The man is a plank.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

And he's getting his Britpop revival right now! It's even worse than last time! I have singles by The Others, The Paddingtons, Special Needs and more on my desk and they're all fucking shit, just how he likes it! He should be GRATEFUL

DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"People sing about what they know. If Franz Ferdinand were to release a 'Guns of Brixton' it would ring pretty hollow."

I'm a little puzzled by this.

Are you saying that you honestly believe that The Clash lived like a gang of heavily armed freedom-fighter deperados holed up in their secret South London refuge, planning to overthrow the government and ever watchful for gangs of equally heavily-armed police militia to suddenyl turn up and kick their door down, mowing down anyone who tried to do a runner through Tulse Hill Estate to Brockwell Park and freedom, in a ,erciless hail of bullets?

If so, I'm sorry to shatter any illusions, but The Clash were a bunch of musicians who got their wrists slapped by the magistrates a couple of times for nicking stuff from hotel rooms and for shooting some geyser's racing pigeon with an air rifle.

What they did do (and even this wasn't really all that revolutionary when you think about it) was to use their imaginations to take what they knew and then extrapolate it, using examples from history of what had gone on and what was still going on elsewhere in the world, to come up with a vision of what those things might end up like in the future if things were allowed to carry on going in the way they appeared to be going at the time.

Why should Franz Ferdinand be unable to use this tricky "imagination" thingy?

"As it is, they sing about Terry Wogan and, though it doesn't change the World, its nice enough."

They should sing about Terry Wogan being violently slaughtered live on television by an insane half-man half-robot chat-show host from the future with laser beans for eyes. That would be nice!

Nicer still if it actually happened of course.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Laser beans.
I'd buy those.

Vasquesz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Rockette Morton runs on them.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd even buy a geyser if it came with a free pigeon. That'd show people who was boss

DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

" insane half-man half-robot chat-show host from the future with laser beans for eyes"

What type of beans are laser beans similar to? Haricot? Broad? I am trying to get an image in my mind...

___ (___), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

SO: :-D

Vasquesz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Kidney.

Only a sort of glowing neon red and emitting shafts of light that can turn a bad toupe to dust at a range of 20 metres.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It could never wipe the smile from his face though.

Vasquesz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right. That sounds good - a bit scary. The smile-like arc of the eyes would be a touch worrying, hiding the menace beneath (unless they ark down, in a depressed kind-of-way).

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___ (___), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

OK; how about of there were two insane half-man half-robot chat-show hosts from the future with laser beans for eyes, and one of them had a Swiss Army penknife?

I'd love to see the smile wiped off that smug fucker's face.

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Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop getting Terry wrong!

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Terry is a pompous twat and must die.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Wogan? I like him. I don't recognise him in that song, it is wildly inaccurate.

Didn't JH write a very similar article about something very similar not long ago? Perhaps it is Guardian policy the day after an award.

He's right though, more or less.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Wogan?"

The very same

"I like him."

In the name of all that's good and holy and decent.... why?

"I don't recognise him in that song, it is wildly inaccurate."

In what way? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the song.... does it suggest that that's his own hair?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Personally, I'm just happy the Guardian has stopped beating the 'dance music is dead' drum.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"People sing about what they know. If Franz Ferdinand were to release a 'Guns of Brixton' it would ring pretty hollow."
I'm a little puzzled by this.

Are you saying that you honestly believe that The Clash lived like a gang of heavily armed freedom-fighter deperados holed up in their secret South London refuge, planning to overthrow the government and ever watchful for gangs of equally heavily-armed police militia to suddenyl turn up and kick their door down, mowing down anyone who tried to do a runner through Tulse Hill Estate to Brockwell Park and freedom, in a ,erciless hail of bullets?

You're right. Bad example. Bad argument, actually, looking at it. I don't suppose David Bowie ever sat in a tin can, far above the world, or Cerrone ever really got eaten by plants, or Morrissey ever executed a Prime Minister either.

Perhaps one day, Franz Ferdinand will release an excoriating attack on the meaningless and senselessness of capitalist society, and I'll be proved utterly wrong. After all, Starship managed it.

They'd still be the Band That Namechecked Terry Wogan, though.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

to an extent this kind of thing may be a closed-system aesthetic/religious type of argument: dismissal of 'political' or 'rebellious' criteria as unsophisticated or dated may be taken as just further evidence of spoiled fopwit consumerist poodle-ification

(this ground is just horrible bog anyway - the extent to which art/ideas are defused/polluted by being converted into widgety consumer goods which can then be treated as deflection-catharsis or background convenience foods rather than incitement-triggers or special-attention demanders seems more of a problem for music-minded worriers: maybe it also says something about conflicts/suspicions of the psychological processes at work in this field as compared to, say, books, or even films)

but - just after FF won last night i put on GO4's 'Entertainment!' to let a whippersnapper hear what it was they are often referenced against, and what the 'real thing' sounded like...and yes there is this mix of simultaneous rush at the earnestness and prescriptiveness and outward-focus and non-arch-awareness nature of it, and part-cringe at how pre-80's-individualist-relativist-politics 'simplified' some of it seems now... like listening to that current batch of union leaders sounding as if they've stepped out of a 1970's time capsule: fascinating and sort of reassuring and at the same time a bit anachronistic-funny and endearingly 'inappropriate' (or are they?)

maybe wyatt's schtick of being a fish half-stranded by a change in the river had more resonance to it than i thought

Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

harris is a rock writer. unlike the bulk of writers he sticks to what he knows. if i were a rock fan and writer, i would consider music to be irretrievably shit at this point. taking into account his perspective, i think this is one of the best pieces of writing i've seen in the guardian for a long time. don't like it? do better.

stelfox, Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

also terry wogan is a trailblazing genius of post-modernm broadcasting

stelfox, Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

not read article yet. but damn give me the last Young Gods album (the excellent Second Nature .. which aint industrial noise stuff at all .. but a darkly warm electronica beast) over any of the FF/Zutons/Libertines stuff.
and they are backin the studio coming up with new stuff .. so .. "go Swiss go" ..

mark e (mark e), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this is one of the best pieces of writing i've seen in the guardian for a long time. don't like it? do better.

Do you read The Guardian often? I find that it is often full of perfectly good articles that don't stretch a point in the manner of this article.

The "do better" seems like an attempt to silence criticism. Why should someone have to prove their journalistic skill to disagree with the argument offered by a journalist? I can argue that someone gave me a bad haircut without being expected to pick up the scissors.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I think perhaps they got Wogan muddled up with Russell Harty, who is on The Who's boxset and The Kids Are Alright. He used to be on BBC2.

Why I like Wogan is 'Pause For Thought' and its surrounding bonhomie, especialy with the Scottish buddhist.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a picture of David Jacobs with the band outside the BBC on the Homosexuals 3CD thing, jut released.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Is this a good time to bring up the Krankies?
Touring with Bucks Fizz and Stu Francis it says."

Aaaah yes. A woman, who must now be in her 60's, whose husband makes her dress up and act on stage like a naughty schoolboy; two aging men with a stage act the highlight of which is when they rip two young girls' skirts off; and a guy who's built his entire career on the theme of crushing small soft pieces of fruit. All good, clean, wholesome, family entertainment - fan dabby dozey!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to be a Krankies apologist, but I doubt very much that Jeanette Krankie is being forced to dress up as a schoolboy against her will.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Gaz needs to see this. SO does Angus Young.

ihttp://www.krankies.com/Brochure_front.jpg

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i interviewed laurence from dominio today and he had some funny stuff to say about that review and john harris...!

doomie x, Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i think there is some accuracy to the idea that franz are the apex of the circular vocabulary of rock in all it's forms. or, put another way, is there any social significance in franz ferdinand, any actual need for them to be around? was it inevitable we would get a franz ferdinand, in retrospect? the oasis/blur axis allowed for england to celebrate itself suddenly, waking from some terrible dream that began in 1979 and alarmingly found that it woke and still looked the same. then before that the ecstacy axis of your late eighties, the specials and the pistols and bowie and the who and lord knows. all seem quite specific and resonant of something going on in the world, but franz ferdinand.. do not.

matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 10 September 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"heard some good Swiss music?"

ummmmmm . . . .

how about:

Basil Kirchin
Norbert Moslang
Andy Guhl
Rudolf Eb.er
Joke Lanz/Sudden Infant
Fear of God
Dave Philips
Runzelstirn & Gurgelstock
Schimpfluch Aktion Gruppe
Voice Crack (R.I.P.)

so there!

best

Drew Daniel

Drew Daniel, Friday, 10 September 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Basil Kirchin is not Swiss.

besides like someone else said, i think its good harris sticks mainly to rock writing, and doesnt do what others at time out (im guessing this is the same guy) do like sharon o connel who obviously knows only a little about rap but does all their rap reviews.

You're thinking of John Lewis. And I write reviews for Time Out so don't try it.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

...all seem quite specific and resonant of something going on in the world, but franz ferdinand.. do not.

That they don't, but most of my favourite bands don't either. I can't see how it diminishes their worth in any way

DJ Mencap0))), Friday, 10 September 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

laurence from domino agrees with marcello ... (from what i can briefly scan from speed-reading the thread)...!

doomie x, Friday, 10 September 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Presumably John Harris is too old and busy to listen to things like the Fence Collective, Memory Band, etc. etc. - all the bands he'll probably say were "criminally overlooked" in the Guardian ten years hence.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Oddly from reading this thread I get the impression that more ILM regulars/bovines like Wogan than otherwise.

I'm not sure who Terry Wogan is. If he's the guy who covers Eurovision every year then from memory he's an alright chap, but I never really paid much attention to the commentary be honest.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 September 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i think laurence said that when john was working at the nme he had the most conversative taste of all the journalists. but that being said - he did say john was a fine writer. and also about a year ago, he came up to him and said: 'laurence, you were always right - i was wrong' and shook his hand.

doomie x, Friday, 10 September 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't want to be a Krankies apologist, but I doubt very much that Jeanette Krankie is being forced to dress up as a schoolboy against her will."

She's degrading herself in public for money.... isn't that bad enough for you?!

(Of course the same could probably be said of Franz Ferdinand.... and Terry Wogan....)

"i think there is some accuracy to the idea that franz are the apex of the circular vocabulary of rock in all it's forms."

I was never much good at geometry and stuff but.... can a circle actually have an apex?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"The world is a circle without a beginning and nobody knows where it really ends..."

Er, if it's a circle would it not end where it begins? It being, like, circular and that?

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Hal David know a lot about geometry then?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps a little more than Stevie Wonder - I mean, In Square Circle WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN AND BLINDNESS IS NO EXCUSE!

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

And what about Marvin Gaye - "The world is like a great big onion" - no it's not!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 September 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

... but hold on, it's kind of round, it stinks and it makes you cry: the world is like a great big onion!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 September 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It might be a spiral - not the square one, the one with the apex - which, when viewed from the top, looks a lot like a circle. But when you like at it sideways, it turns out the two ends don't connect but miss eachother - thus creating a spiral of equally large circles.

OK, still not sure whether it would have an apex as such.

Vasquesz, Friday, 10 September 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you might be mixing it up with "Hilly Fields (1892)" by Nick Nicely.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

While we're pinting out musicians' lack of grasp of the basics of geometry, how about the Wonderstuff?

".... And this circle doesn't fit it's little square...."

Well DUH! (As our American cousins would doubtless say, in their delightful sentence construction for the modern idiom)

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

why do i feel like sometimes, i'm reading ilxor.com, especially this thread and its like reading a transcript of a really bad bbc2 documentary and everyone has forgotten their xanax?

doomie x, Friday, 10 September 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but it IS a transcript of a really bad BBC2 documentary, so bad they never screened it.

Featuring Amanda Platell as Stewart Osborne, Mark Steel as Dadaismus and Johann Hari as Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Steel?!??!??! I hate that cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 September 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stand Johann Hari either but that's who BBC2 would probably get to portray me.

My cunning plan is that if I ever get famous enough to be asked on Newsnight Review I will write my reviews out and hire Ian McShane to go into the studio and portray me.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd appear in person but get Peter Wyngarde to dub my voice

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 September 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't really slag off independent journalists nowadays so refuse to get involved in this.
why not paul mchshane - he needs the work more.
if i ever go on newsnight review i will offer whiny old tom paulin outside.

stelfox, Friday, 10 September 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Peter Wyngarde and Germaine Greer together on Newsnight Review would be a television moment in a million. "No, Germaine, the lights haven't fused, that's a Jenny Holzer installation..."

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just Googled Amanda Platell and frankly I'm offended - she clearly isn't anything like foxy enough to play me!

You need someone with a bit of quality and a bit of class.... and much bigger tits....

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

That'll be Julie Burchill then.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

or toyah.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Her tits can't compete with Burchill's - sizewise

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Wendy Richards

NickB (NickB), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Dale Winton.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

No no no, I said classy.... like a weather girl or Donna in Holby City or that bird with the snake on Eastenders....

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if Jade Goody's available?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Platell's column in the "New Statesman" = the most useless magazine column ever, surely.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be better of Jade Goody wrote it.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"i think there is some accuracy to the idea that franz are the apex of the circular vocabulary of rock in all it's forms."

I was never much good at geometry and stuff but.... can a circle actually have an apex?

-- Stewart Osborne

Would it be fair to say it had an infinite number of apexes? I'm just asking here.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

who cares, FF make catchy concise pop-rock songs. theyre meeting their job description.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

WE DID NOT LIVE THROUGH THE MEMPHIS FLASH BIGGER THAN JESUS JUDAS YOU'RE A LIAR I DON'T BELIEVE TOU EXPLODING PLASTIC INEVITABLE KICK OUT THE JAMS COLD SWEAT STAR SPANGLED WOODSTOCK SHE GOT A TV EYE ON ME BABY'S ON FIRE FOUR DEAD IN OHIO THIS AIN'T ROCK & ROLL THIS IS GENOCIDE JESUS DIED FOR SOMEONE'S SINS BUT NOT MINE NO FUTURE WHITE RIOT I PULLED OUT A PLUM SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL WARRIOR CHARGE REALITY ASYLUM SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH 'TIL YOU KNOW THE TRUTH DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE TO THE RADIO L! L! COOL! J! IS! HARD! AS! HELL! ELVIS WAS A HERO TO MOST BUT HE NEVER MEANT SHIT TO ME DRINK AWAY THE PAIN FUCK THE PAIN AWAY YOU EXHIBITIONIST MEGA MEGA WHITE THING SATAN YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO RESPECT ME IF IT KILLS YOU TO END UP WITH FUCKING CATCHY CONCISE FUCKING BASTARD POP-ROCK CUNT BASTARD CUNT SONGS MEETING THEIR PISS BASTARD CUNT FUCK CUNT JOB DE FUCKING SCRIPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 10 September 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"Would it be fair to say it had an infinite number of apexes? I'm just asking here."

But surely if that were the case then the phrase "franz are the apex of the circular vocabulary of rock in all it's forms." would actually mean "Franz Ferdinand are completely unexceptional in every respect" and then.... uh.... oh, sorry, I was sure I had a point but then I seem to have mislaid it somewhere in the middle of this infinite number of other identical points.....

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

...all seem quite specific and resonant of something going on in the world, but franz ferdinand.. do not.
That they don't, but most of my favourite bands don't either. I can't see how it diminishes their worth in any way

Well, nor most of my favourite bands either but if we're talking about movements, or things that gain great popularity then you would hope that they carried some wider sigfnificance. I'm not quite sure what Dizzie's is, but there's something liberating about listening to 'Showtime', there's a whole world to come of it. Franz Ferdinand aren't a step towards anything.

And as far as the apex question goes, I reserve the right to use words with a sense rather than certainty of what they actually mean. or in another sense: I think I was admirably clear given how drunk I was when i wrote that. Corkscrew, though, that's hot.

matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 10 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, Franz Ferdinand can be quite enjoyable, just also pretty depressing at the same time. YOu know, when you're having some fun but you could be having loads more, but it's not happening.

matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 10 September 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The doc's Orville post was magnificent.

Miller's was good also.

This thread feels bonkers, sometimes not deliberately.

I have now actually read Harris's article. I think it's bad, full of non-sequiturs and nonsense.

My feeling about FF is still, after seeing some MM Prize highlights, that their music is too much about angularity and jaggedness, not about pretty tunes and sweet songs, for me.

the chimefox, Saturday, 11 September 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't do the 'raise my ire at a tossed-off thinkpiece' thing anymore. so the article was a bit pony. you would have all done better. the bern music scene is thriving, thank you very much (orson who?). select under harris remains a regrettable loss, and this piece was no more stupid than any recent morley.

Dead Man, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.poptones.co.uk/news/2004/09/14/qod_laurence_bell.htm

response from laurence about the article above...

doomie x, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose the only way that I did feel vindicated is to all those people from the majors who said that an independent label can never break a band properly . We did.

jesus, 'break a band'. if indie label guys are so mired in corporate-speak that they can utter this kind of thing, what's independent ('unfunded'!) about them? unfunded is very strange adjective for a business.

Dead Man, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)


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