Why can't many of today's r&b artists cut it live?

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This probably equally applies to some "hardcore" rap artists also, but having seen many a touring, major-label R&B act fall from their lofty grace, it just seems many can't cut the mustard in the live arena.

Okay, there are some exceptions, and I'm hoping you might be able to list them, but recent examples are Kelis dropping her mic forgetting her own freakin' lyrics (in Australia); Beyonce admitting she merely mimes/sings over her backing tracks and evidencing her last "live" dvd set, it seems so obvious that the public are getting cheated but don't realise it.

Sex appeal/tight choreography aside, it's usually a stream of inane innuendo, one-liners, smug "big-upping" and sponsor-driven extemities

I understand other types of music also fall under this banner (dance/club music has been well covered, thanks) of backing tracks but when a rap/R&B artists come across as "real" with all the cliched shit we've heard ad infinitum, surely something's gotta give?

To make up for the lack of what constitutes a set, some merely collage their hits into a sterile, pre-recorded mash-up; obvious to all they can't finish one whole song and afraifd the audience won't lose interest.

All the "throw ya handz in the air", "What up... (name your town/city/suburb of residence here!)", "yeahzzz", "Alrights",etc al, passes for lack of anything interesting to convey with its paying audience.

What can R&B do to make a live gig more "real" and to not give us that short-changed feeling whenever we support them?

We do we get token DJ's at the back stage who pretend to play when all there is is a a solitary loop/sample throughout given track?

Are "the kids" just succumbing to style over content and getting duped, and is the performance aspect totally reliant on the bevvy of dancers & homies to distract us away from what's supposed to be the "star" attraction?

So... tell me....why can't many of todays' R&B brigade cut it live today???

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

they don't want to.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Because it's more important to be able to rock it in the studio and put on a dazzling visual display than it is to be a good singer. Also, there are singers who can hang live but they don't get the press these days (Erykah Badu, Jill Scott and Angie Stone come to mind). Finally, if Beyonce didn't have to "dance" she could hang live.

(xpost also what mark said)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

kids dont care about live standards, people see a band and theyre happy. or they dont even care about seeing a band. plus half the music isnt even made with instruments half the time, its either loops like say, crazy in love, or drowned in horrid synths, so there isnt much for a band to do. that 'if beyonce didnt have to dance' argument isnt right - michael jackson used to do both and do both extremely well.

i dont consider badu, stone, and scott as R&B artists, even if they have been trying to move in that direction as of late. theyre still in the increasingly withered neo soul bracket.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

its either loops like say, crazy in love, or drowned in horrid synths

OH THE AGONY.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont consider badu, stone, and scott as R&B artists
Come again?

briania (briania), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I am trying to un-distinguish actual "soul" acts such as Maxell, D'Angelo, Badu, Keys, Scott, Stone, etc al, as they obvously put more effort into a stage performance with, say, orchestras, piano and band, but, yeah, why isn't there someone of Michael Jackson's calibre out there tearing it up now? Timberlake not included!

Are we just content to be fed the bullshit we hear, see and perform from the R&B artists many of us appear to look up to, or are we that conformed by bling-bling bravado?

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

im staying out of this thread. i said pretty much all i wanted to say about R&B on the pete doherty covers blu cantrell one.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

is this thread rockist? Jeff Chang to thread

shookout (shookout), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ill probably get attacked by blu cantrell fans who think im some sort of musical fascist or something, even though breathe is still a shit song and i regularly go to R&B shows.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

xxppoosstt. There should be an utterly fake, studio-tweaked vocalist performing to a backing loops and horrid synths called "Maxell."

briania (briania), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Before anyone writes... yeah, I know... Maxwell!!!!

Even with the actual process of loop sampling (of which, I've nothing against and fully endorse if it is something fresh, new and inspiring as "Crazy In Love" was last year, and now more headz know The Chi-Lites thanks to that), is there still a void somewhere if, say, the artist can't replicate something creative to a wholly loop based steal than the old cliches we've seen above?

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(I thought that was some kind of joke on the "Is it live or is it Maxell" basis.)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

herbalizer 12 is really OTM so far.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Coincidence is my middle name

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

""it seems so obvious that the public are getting cheated but don't realise it."

Are they really being cheated then?

danh (danh), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

no, we are all a bunch of scornful patronising fuxors who look down on R&B audiences because they dont crave a good band, or a band at all when they pay 25 quid to go and see beyonce.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

In other words, how are you cheaeting anyone when you're giving them what they want?

danh (danh), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not wanting to come across all mightier-than-thou, racist, rockist, dance-ist, or any "ist" you care to mention, I merely want to disseminate and break down this perceived "aura of realness" that we pass off as a "good night night".

Does the aforementioned constitute what a live R&B experience should/is about?

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe the audience isnt cheated because theyre used to it. isnt it the job of the artist to live up to certain standards though? beyonce claims to look up to old michael jackson performances, why cant she try a little harder to do what michael used to do until around 1991, when he had a decent enough band as well as a choreographed routine.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The (younger)r&b audience are acclimatised to the conditions of their own marketing so if that means materialistic posessions, gang warefare they've never experienced, honeyz they've apparently boned or krystal-sipping, then they probably want to hear it from a "figurehead".

"Cheated" in the sense that they have been conditioned by the stereotype.

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

R&B has been sullied by hip hop to be honest. the lack of a band thing is just one factor of this. you mentioned the other things.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Jackson didn't actually dance WHILE he was singing, though; he did a lot of walking and a lot of knee-slapping and the odd hip shake, but his extended dance breaks didn't happen while he was singing. Beyonce does a LOT more movement during her songs than Michael; if she's going to study anyone, she should study Tina Turner.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Or, like, Gene Kelly or something.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, shit, was Gene Kelly the song-and-dancer? Or was Gene Kelly a tap dancer? My mind isn't working well today.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Gene Kelly also did most of his work in movies, where the singing is overdubbed.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

they don't want to.

More like don't have to. Most R&B artists don't come up on the club circuit anymore--haven't for years. Without that live-performance experience, it shouldn't be any suprise that many artists come up short in that regard.

Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I hate that you more than anyone have had to witness my total assininity over the past few days. You are a good man, undeserving of the retardocity I have unleashed before you.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

More like don't have to. Most R&B artists don't come up on the club circuit anymore--haven't for years. Without that live-performance experience, it shouldn't be any suprise that many artists come up short in that regard.

OTfreakin'M.

And you wouldn't be the same Lee G who chatted on MK & Alana's "Love Changes", would you?

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, um, no. I don't even know what that is.

Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, that was a way-obsure reference. There was a Lee G who was an early-90s reggae-rapper who guested on a couple of dance records during that era, the most notable of which was "Love Changes"...

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Could it be that modern day r&b has become all about showboating and useless ululation (thanks, whitney) and not about feeling or soul?

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice alliteration even if it doesn't actually make sense!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Showboating and useless ululation that's been comped, time-corrected, and tuned to perfection and thus damn near impossible to reproduce live.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

No on the useless ululation? How about meaningless melisma?

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Now we're talking!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

N-oo-ooooo-ooooooow we-eeeeeeeeeeee-re t-aaaaaaaaaalllllllllkuhkuhkuhininininininin--GUH! There, did I pass my American Idol audition?

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Asbolutely terrible.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, obligatory Simon Cowell reference.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

William Hung lives about 20 miles from me. It's in the water.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

William Hung lives about 5 miles from me. It's in the water.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

He just moved in between posts.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

this post is getting better. R&B is drowning in melisma.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Back to the title question:
RNB singers/acts (I almost typed performers, but that's incorrect...) didn't work there way up from singing in clubs. They never really learned how to perform live, cause they didn't have to in order to get signed and become famous.

oops (Oops), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Many of them had to sing in church, though, so it's not like there's NO live performance context (also claiming that Destiny's Child didn't have live stage experience is kind of staggering).

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

R&B has two distinct factions: the Dancers and the Singers. There is no comparable divide in the rock world and as such it's disingenuous to try to make the two analogous.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

what about james brown then? he was as much a dancer as he was a singer.

the notion that lack of a live circuit is why most R&B fans have no use for great stage performances isnt strictly right either - lots of singers still work their way through talent shows and open mic clubs, things of that nature.

most of the singers still come up through the church as their predecessors did, but thats more a learning place for singing, not live performance.

id say the real problem is that the music itself is so producer/production reliant that it virtually negates the point of live performance.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Mayhaps I'm hopelessly old school and naively romantic, but I think it has much more to do with the motivation behind the music: I want to think Aretha and Al were singing because they had something to say and not because they wanted the bling.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

Many of them had to sing in church, though, so it's not like there's NO live performance context

OTM. Aretha was a singing-in-church girl, and she turned out alright.

Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

James Brown is not known for his sustained dulcet tones!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

well marvin gaye and motown singers did a certain modicum of dancing on stage and still sung alright.

this idea that R&B is all about bling didnt really happen until the mid-late 90s. the fact that hip hop has influenced R&B so much to its detriment is also why R&B acts are poor live, rappers tend to put on crappy shows as well, with just a DJ or a DAT.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Rhyming to a DJ or DAT doesn't automatically make your show bad, of course...

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

*warning: talking out of ass*

Yeah they sang in church, or at local talent shows, etc, but once they demonstrated their vocal skills and were noticed by a major label, they didn't need to refine their performance chops. All their development was focused on making records and videos, cause that's what brings in money: good records and videos, not good shows. The difference between rnb artists of yore and those of today is kinda like the difference between movie stars and broadway actors.

oops (Oops), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And I don't think this phenomenon is restricted to rnb or hip hop. Any artist/band that was plucked by a record label while they were still developing as performers and stuck in a studio has no real need to improve their live performances.

oops (Oops), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I should add that a friend sent along some live Martha and the Vandellas from back in the day and Martha was ... just plain awful.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rhyming to a DJ or DAT doesn't automatically make your show bad, of course..."

well no, ive seen many a boring neo soul show where there was a band, but at least it wasnt akin to karaoke night with someone singing over their own record (not even an instrumental).

there isnt much difference between a britney and a beyonce show, one might sing a tad more than the other, but theyre both explosions/military dance routines first, singing/music second.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but that's because Beyonce is a pop artist as well as an R&B artist (in fact the main reason why people considered her R&B in the first place is because she and the other DC girls are black).

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I just say that this thread keeps making me think of Jackie Wilson? He could dance like James Brown, but he could sing like, well, Jackie Wilson. I'd say few got close to him until MJ came along.

Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread kinda sucks. I am a little torn though...the idea that r&b singers are "forced" to have extensive choreography to the point that they can't sing live seems theoretically bad, but if I were to go see Beyonce, I'd rather she have a few more tracks backing her up than not shake that ass. :>

Btw, how's Ursher at the simultaneous singing/dancing?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Usher does dance breaks as well (he also has better breath support when he is moving than most people on the scene; you can tell when he's having issues because he starts going sharp).

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

the thing is the records are so clinical and precise that i suppose the artist thinks they have to recreate the record on stage just as precisely. half the time though, theyre kinda right. when they get a band, some of the tech-reliant material doesnt sound right.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I will admit that while I by no means think that having a band is better or more "real", I do like it when hip-hop/r&b/electronic artists do it live just because it will automatically be something different than the record.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the thing is the records are so clinical and precise that i suppose the artist thinks they have to recreate the record on stage just as precisely. half the time though, theyre kinda right. when they get a band, some of the tech-reliant material doesnt sound right.

Kinda like when an electronic act goes out on the road with a bunch of hired musicians - there's always the danger that things will veer off into bad funk jam (by "bad" I mean "aimless noodling") territory.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, as a kind of rejoinder though...
i've seen footage of some key live r n b performances from the 60s and 70s (stevie wonder, the supremes, ann peebles, the chi-lites, and, if you can count it as r n b (which I do): johnny clarke, u-brown, bob marley)...and although i was thrilled to be seeing them live (erm, on a TV), their performances were *distinctly* routine and non-stretched out.
Sure, they weren't trying to do choreographed dance, but they were still...running through the songs.
Was there ever a golden age of live r n b?

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 17 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yep, this thread reminds me of watching old footage of the Jackson 5 as a kid and realizing, "Hey, his guitar isn't even plugged in!"

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 September 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

the golden age of live R&B is the late 60s through the 70s.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

seeing motowners like the J5 or stevie wonder on TV doing their hits is not the best place to see them stretch out or break out of routine, theyre on TV shows for chrissakes. its like seeing someone today on TOTP or T4 on sundays.

and anyway, ive seen live stevie wonder footage from the late 60s and sly stone tapes from the same period, and theyre not routine AT ALL.

this idea that R&B has never been good live is excluding james brown from the 50s onwards, the motown and stax revues, sly stone, al green, god knows how much else. even in the 80s, bands like zapp and cameo were still good live (yes they were funk groups but their role in music was pretty much the same as the R&B artists of today).

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll put D'Angelo up against anyone past or present live. Dude tears the roof off the mothersucker.

bugged out, Friday, 17 September 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

other artists who would stand up against anyone past or present:

bilal
erykah badu
jill scott (even though i dont much love her)
fertile ground

im sure theres others, i just cant think of any right now.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

only thing not in dangelos favour is that he only tours and makes one album every five years, hes yet to become a truly great songwriter, and the voodoo tour was a bit too redolent of his JB/prince influences. i could trace things he did in the show to exact prince or JB stage moments a bit too easily. that aside, i thought it was the greatest show i had ever seen (rather than on video) in 2000.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 17 September 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I could trace things Prince did to James Brown too. Tradition innit. I wouldn't call James a "truly great songwriter" either-songwriting is overrated.

Bilail: Oversouler.
Badu: Crazy
Jill Scott: Bland

D'Angelo's the only one of that crew worth a damn.

bugged out, Friday, 17 September 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"I could trace things Prince did to James Brown too. Tradition innit. I wouldn't call James a "truly great songwriter" either-songwriting is overrated."

prince did take a lot of his post-83 tour routines from JB but dangelo says the exact same adlibs prince did on his 86 parade tour. its more than uncanny!

"Bilail: Oversouler."

at times but NO. he has far too much going for him to be reduced to a mere oversouler. he doesnt oversoul though, not in the cliched trad-sense of the word. he just doesnt know how to keep his singing in check sometimes, but its usually incredibly inspired anyway when he does derail his vocals. i saw him last week though at the jaz cafe and he was surprisingly tempered.

"Badu: Crazy"

sanity is overrated and she is not *that* kooky.

"Jill Scott: Bland"

well yeah, but good singer, good band, some great renditions. too self satisfied and pretentious at times for me though.

"D'Angelo's the only one of that crew worth a damn."

well hes definitely the only one of that crew to not give a damn about making anything with relative frequency.

splooge (thesplooge), Saturday, 18 September 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe I should start a new thread on the pop music history of the dreaded ululation?

Splooge seems to come up trumps on all points every time here. It seems the ass wins over the voice in performance stakes, but can it be all these R&B performers are just more aggressive extensions of what the Mickey Mouse Club was all about?

The visual aerobics always tends to take prominence to the lyrical, though the DAT machine isn't always the evil menace that many assume. As previously mentioned, sometimes it can enhance a hip hop set, but when things go wrong with it, there's no back-up for embarassment!

And anyhow... Do the consumerable fans really care? As long as they get to see their "idols" in the flesh, then any other factors seem diminishes compared to the euphoria of "being there"?


herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Saturday, 18 September 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post:

"its either loops like say, crazy in love, or drowned in horrid synths."

"OH THE AGONY."

im not saying all synths are horrid or that all loops are bad, but since thats all 90% of contemporary R&B offers, i think im entitled to wish for more.

most of the people in this thread seem to have no standards for R&B and dont even think it was ever good live which is just laughable and wrong, so dont seem to feel the need to place todays music against any older (higher) standards. todays R&B is mainly a growth of the type of pop-soul that came about in the 1980s though, which isnt necessarily a bad thing, but much of it is simply pop music made by black artists, which means it gets called R&B, when it isnt. but even the computer soul and funk of the 80s saw the artists giving decent performances live. personally, i wouldnt mind seeing beyonce on stage with some guys operating MPC 2000s and keyboards, which is what most of her songs are made with, i think it could be more interesting than doing karaoke with a DJ like shes a rapper or trying to reinvent the songs with a traditional band, where it just sounds odd.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

most of the people in this thread seem to have no standards for R&B

Oh, go eat a dick. Having different tastes from you does not mean we don't have standards; get off your fucking high horse.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 September 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck off you fuckwad.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

and the idea that R&B is firmly and exclusively divided between the dancers and the singers is bollocks.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

who claimed it was?

oops (Oops), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

the oh so brilliant dan perry.

splooge (thesplooge), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i doubt he really meant "firmly and exclusively"

oops (Oops), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow I am not very upset that someone who doesn't consider Jill Scott or Angie Stone to be R&B doesn't have much respect for me. Can't figure out why.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 September 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow I am not very upset that someone who doesn't seem able to consider why Jill Scott or Angie Stone may not be categorised/considered as 'R&B' in the sense that Christina Milian or Beyonce or Tweet are doesn't have much respect for me. Can't figure out why.

splooge (thesplooge), Saturday, 25 September 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Way to limit the genre there.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 25 September 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you forgot to say "can't figure out why"

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 25 September 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"fuck you you fuckwad"

Mr. Vocabulary (Dan Perry), Saturday, 25 September 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the difference between R&B and 'neo soul' is kinda like saying garage and grime are the same. i dont think im limiting anything.

splooge (thesplooge), Saturday, 25 September 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Why can't many of today's r&b artists cut it live?

Well, it's cause r&b is ultimately crappy cheese-whiz. Not really music.


heh.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 25 September 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"that 'if beyonce didnt have to dance' argument isnt right - michael jackson used to do both and do both extremely well"

but maybe this is the problem: michael jackson set the bar just impossibly high, as regards multi-virtuosity of technique, in the studio and live - and to match this (ie if you think "any show which doesn't have MJ-level technique in every department is basically cheating its audience"), performers who were v.good at one thing but maybe not another (or good at both but not together) had to resort to technological cheating? which becomes a kind of cynicism, even if it produces high-quality sound and allows high-quality physical performance

mj's achievement is way the exception, and seems to have come at a fucking titanic psychological cost to him - so maybe the cheating is the only way a performer gets to save their sanity?

the problem w."throw ya handz in the air" and "all right" etc is rote use and lack of imagination in re direct audience address (ie saying the same stuff everyone else does), not the Deep Crime of Departing from the Strict Song-Set and Engaging w.the Audience Vaudeville Style (again though, the problem is probably repetition and over-exposure leading to unreasonable expectations, as much as anything) (ie a good functional audience-working shtick*, such as has been used by performers since time immemorial, gets worn out bcz there are SO MANY performers now, and ppl get to see SO MANY shows)

*JB's cape routine eg, classic by virtue of familiarity and repetition, is pure manipulative shtick: you cd say it is "content-free" compared to a JB lyric if you liked (!?), but the idea that words have intrinsically more show-value content than dance routines and bodymovement seems a bit weird to me (if they did, more performers shd perform behind a curtain)

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 25 September 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Really, there are out to be a law.... A law against all forms of public dancing/choreography/aerobic-twirling twats/whathaveyou. It shouldn't be allowed. Period.

Michael Moorcock nailed it in 'The Condition of Muzak':

[Jewish booking agent attempting to convince Jerry Cornelius to "liven up the act" with soul stage routines:]

'He began to sing in a low, lugubrious voice, hunching his shoulders, awkwardly moving his hips. "Baby, baby, baby, you broke my heart in two--now two hearts beat as one, but they're not having any fun, 'cause both those hearts belong to me! See? Lovely stuff." He made a cryptic windmilling motion with his arms. It was on the strength of this motion that Jerry, for the first time in his life, had developed racial prejudice while watching Top of the Pops. He had discovered that he hated black people. Then, after, another week or so of watching similar acts, he decided that he hated white people too. Now he was hating Jews. He wondered just how much disharmony Top of the Pops was responsible for. It was surprising what music could do for the racial situation.'

Lefty, Saturday, 25 September 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

also the word "crunk" wz invented by elric of melniboné

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 25 September 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, was that a Michael Moorcock allusion on a thread devoted to R'n'B? The apocalypse is nigh!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 25 September 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Li'l Jon after an industrial spill:

http://www.gothicorlando.com/elric.jpg

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 25 September 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.elric.net/old_site/images/elric.jpg

"GET LOW"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 25 September 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh oh....my AD&D roots are showing.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)


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