In this thread, we make terrible puns by replacing the word "fuck" with "funk"

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"Get the Funk Out"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"Funkin' Right"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let's Be Funk Friendz"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"We're Gonna Funk All Night!"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(Delete this thread before I wake up in the morning.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i wanna funk you in the etc etc

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Funk Me I'm Famous"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Funk Me 'til I fart"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Give Me Yo' Special Superfunk Sauce! Give It To Me Now! Funk Yeah!"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk Washing A Ha-

Oh god kill me

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i kill everything i funk

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"She's My Favourite Flavour Of Funk"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The first person to write a song where every line is one of these will have my firstborn daughter's hand in marriage.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice shoes, wanna funk?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat my funk!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"You may have heard of me, baby. I'm a practicioner of the fine art of the funk."

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna funk you like an animal

― Seb (Seb), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

too drunk to funk

it rhymes teehee

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic.

"Why Can't I Get Just One Funk? (Tempo: Quick and Dirty)"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh funk me you black greasy fried chicken eating, pickle-juice drinkin, oreo cookie crunchin motherfunker oh yes yes YES

― Jacob (Jacob), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Songs About Funking

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

what? Funk ME On tHE DanCeFloor?

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

We love you Dr. Fuckentstein, your fuck is the...oh wait.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk me I'm sick!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

FUNK the police!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Drink, Fight, and Funk

― f ath, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

songs about funking

― autovac (autovac), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

oh duh

― autovac (autovac), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, flip you, melonfarmer

― autovac (autovac), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Welcome to the funk shop!!"

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

FUNK OFF

― [email protected], Tuesday, 21 September 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

FUNK the pain away

― kurosawa, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"you funk my wife? huh?"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'll funk anything that MOOVES!!"

― Dr Benway (dr benway), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

If you don't wanna funk me, funk off.

― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

funk a doodle do

― mms (mms), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Get the Funk Out"

Or as the Brothers Johnson put it, in their superfine song of the same name, "Get the Funk Outta My Face"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

we wanna funk you easy, i wanna funk you too.

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk that shit.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I-F's debut album, by this standard, would be: Funking Consumer

― Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk-me pumps

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Really Funked Now.

― mike a, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Why do I keep funkin' up?"

― mike a, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk Away The Pain.

(that's actually a really good title)

― mike a, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Sick! Funk! Funk! Sick! Sick! Funk! Sick! Funk! Funk! Sick! Sick! Funk!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

best funking thread evah!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"I wanna funk. I wanna f. f. f. f. u. n. k.!"

― zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

funk you and your untouchable face

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

funk you for existing in the first place

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

prince to thread

― frankE (frankE), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

how you ain't gon' funk? bitch, i'm me! i'm the got-damn reason you in VIP!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I GOT NO TROUBLE WITH YOU FUNKIN ME BUT I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH YOU NOT FUNKIN ME

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

hey I know what to do - I'm gonna funk funk funk funk you

― Avi (Avi), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

just a fading, funking reminder of who i used to be...

ugh

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care about you... FUNK YOU!

― Guayaquil, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk me in the arse.

― Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

We can funk forever, but you'll never get my soul.

― nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

hey there, funkface! hey there, funkface!

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

[bump bump] OH! [bump bump] OH! [bump bump] OH! Make love to Me!
[bump bump] OH! [bump bump] OH! [bump bump] OH! FUNK ME!

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, for funk's sake!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

FUNK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk Compton!

― mike a, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Double dare ya, double dare ya, double dare ya, girl funkin' friend, yeah!

― Nowell, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Funk this and funk that, funk it all and funk the funkin' brat!

― mike a, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Wanna Funk You In The Ass"

― It took this long?!?!?!?!?! (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

We are the coolest muthafunkers on the planet!

Oh, wait...he actually says that.

― Nowell, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously just found this on Pollstar.com:

Sun 09/26/04 Uncle Funker @ Boom Boom Room, San Francisco

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to funk!

― AbbySeymour (Abigail Sey), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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