"Art Band" by Zoogz Rift:
Art baaand!!!
More like a fart band!
And you're getting out of hand!
You're living hand to mouth!
Your foot is in your mouth!
And public interest has diminished!
One day, you know, you'll wake up and realize you're finished!
Art baaaand!!!
More like a fart band!
Art baaaand!!!
More like a fart band!!!
Your chords are all diminished!
How long until you're finished?
You're going on and on
Succeeding with your con!
But time is getting short!
Time to open your eyes!
And grab ahold of the reins!
Before they catch on to your games!
Art baaaand!!!
More like a fart band!
Art baaaand!!!
More like a fart band!
You can dupe those assholes!
But I'm not a fool!
I can tell when I smell shit that someone's trying to pull!
But you don't smell it, though, with your noses in the air!
So I took actions long ago to keep you out of my hair!
All you are is a cleverly disguised clone!
Cut me a fucking break and leave me alone!
Art baaand!!!
You really put it over!
Art baaand!!!
But soon it will be over!
Art baaand!!!
It's all a bunch of bullshit
Art baaaand!!!
Spare me.
ART BAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 26 September 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)
I like "Your chords are all diminished". The rest of it reads sort of like bad Dead Milkmen lyrics. "More like a fart band"?
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 26 September 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)
wasn't this guy a profesional wrestler ? his album is certainly the most frequently recurring of any SST album in the bins that i've seen.
(i guess Peter Grant is the exceptional success story example out of that "vaudeville" line of or maybe just out of the "entertainment industry" proper)
― george gosset (gegoss), Sunday, 26 September 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)
once you've heard the words
"it's the island of living puke . . . . YOU ASSHOLE!"
you are never the same
― Drew Daniel, Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)
i kind of like the dead milkmen's attempt better. not just cause its funnier, but my alma mater is made fun of [by proxy of slagging book of love].
― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)
sounds like it could be a kenn firpo rent explosion lyric. which i mean as a compliment.
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 27 September 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)