In praise of: Trey Parker's songs on the Team America Soundtrack

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From "Everyone Has AIDS":
- "C'mon everybody we got quiltin' to do!"

From "Freedom Isn't Free":
- "Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fucking free"
- "What would you do if someone told you to fight for freedom. Would you answer the call? Or runaway like a little pussy?"
- "Maybe now it's your turn to die kicking some ass"

From "America, Fuck Yeah":
- "Lick my butt and suck on my balls!"
- "Wal-Mart! (Fuck yeah!) The Gap! (Fuck yeah!) ... Slavery (Fuck yeah!) ... Bed Bath and Beyond! ... Sportmanship! Books!"

― frankE (frankE), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The best part of the movie.

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
and that's an awful lot girl.
Now you've gone away and all I have to say
is Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck
and now all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie too.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked. Just a little bit more than I miss you.

Too bad the soundtrack album, at least the version you can stream in winamp, is filled with generic score shit. It makes me want rap-metal cover versions.

― a banana (alanbanana), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The songs were pure and wonderful evil.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad the soundtrack album, at least the version you can stream in winamp, is filled with generic score shit.

Slsk is there for a reason!

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

as i remarked on the HOLY SHIT! thread, "Freedom Isn't Free" would fit just fine on Montgomery Gentry's You Do Your Thinkg.

― frankE (frankE), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Freedom costs a buck-oh-fiiiiiiiiiiiiive!" Brilliant.

While watching the movie, I leaned over during Kim Jong-Il's big number and told my wife, "I bet this is credited on the soundtrack as 'I'm So Ronery,'" and sure enough it was. I think they should push for it to get an Oscar nom for Best Song.

― Phil Dennison (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Montage Song" was INCREDIBLE (someone told me it had previously appeared in a South Park episode).

― Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

i LOVE 'Montage'.

was there a proper Team America thread? i can only find this Korean reviews of Team America.

― blueski, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

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