Hip Hop couch for sale

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― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a horrible couch.

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Q: Hey, I have two questions about the couch..one.. has Eminem ever sat on it?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

There ARE actually two questions there if you treat that sentence as a piece of avant-garde prose.

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to use the phrase "has Eminem sat on it?" more in my life.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Eminem has now sold his (fugly) house, and his (beyond fugly) neon purple ford mustang on eBay.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, the car sounds good.

What is his seller rating?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I hoped this would be a Gear thread.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too!!!!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

'Cause nothing's more hip-hop than anal sex on the couch.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What about in a hot tub?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

on an escalade?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

with suicide doors?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Only if Eminem sits on it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

anal sex on the couch = backpacker hip-hop

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha "backpacker"!!)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's not that he can't but there's a pistol in his pants"

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why he's selling it. It really *makes* the room.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

friend of mine just told me a story that his 70 yr old mom signs up for every single promotion she can. she actually wins them quite often. the last thing she won was a day hanging out with Eminem. they went to his studio (a janky house in Detroit) and drove around in a limo with him and went bowling. his 70 yr old mom. fucking hillarious

― Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

someday I will sell that couch. and I will turn to the people of ILX first.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that is a funny story, JaXoN

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

man, i can't wait for the day when i can sign up for every promotion i see. actually i think i'm gonna quit my job and do it now

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping someone was selling off furniture from the old Rap City: The Bassment set.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 20 January 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this thread at 3:15am while drunker than Otis from Mayberry and listening to "Early in the Morning" by Vanity Fare. The universe is at an odder axis than it has ever swiveled before. Words fail.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5551143555&rd=1

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

okay this humongous superstar gave me this couch. he must really like me. i must be a really important rapper.

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i was in an Em song, too! wut wut!!

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

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