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Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn
J. Geils Band - Centerfold

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ex-Models - "The Idea of Peter North"

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Penetration in the Centerfold" by Devo (also covered by Pussy Galore)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dirty Movies" by Van Halen

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

too much joy, "train in vain" ("the playboy centerfold is younger than me...")

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Penetration in the Centerfold" by Devo (also covered by Pussy Galore)

... while we're on the subject, when did the mainstream skin mags go all hardcore? I had a peek at a Swank a while back (the first I'd seen printed porno in loooong time) and it was much, er, naughtier than I remembered. I assumed that with everyone and their sister doing triple-penetration bukkake on the web, the magazines have been forced to keep up.

Not asking you specifically, Alex, just curious in general. It's Friday morning and I'm running on about 3 hours' sleep.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you like porn?
Yes i do!
Vindaloo.

No, i said porn
I didn't say prawn.
I'm talking 'bout straaap-ons, straaap-ons..

..Chicks with dicks
Lovely porn flicks

I saw your mum
Take it up the.....
covered in cum
she was squirrrrrrting, squirrrrrrting.

― cramp (maracas), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Moldy Peaches - "Downloading Porn With Davo"

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ozzy Osbourne "No Bone Movies"

― dave q (listerine), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Kookies by MF Doom.
Shaved C*nt by Neil Hagerty.

Both about internet porn, in specific.

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

About watching 'em:
Soft Cell, "Seedy Films"

"Sleazy city, seedy films,
Breathing so heavy, next to my neighbour"

― darren (darren), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop" makes porn mag references (Blue Boy).

Also, Steely Dan, "Everyone's Gone to the Movies."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Razzle In My Pocket - Ian Dury and The Blockheads
Fight For Your Right To Party - Beastie Boys

― John Fredland (jfredland), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Throbbing Gristle - Persuasion

"After all you've seen yourself before
What difference does it make if I take a photograph?
What difference does it make if someone else sees it too?
All your friends do it
I mean nobody will know it's you
Anybody, it could be any body
I mean, those magazines, you know,
They only go to middle aged men"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Pictures of Lily - Pete "Researcher" Townshend.

― Good Dog, Friday, 21 January 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Andy Peters Show "Porn Star", "Asspipe"
all of Kool Keith's "Sex Style"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 21 January 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

To Live and Shave In L.A.(got their name from a Ron Jeremy film):
"Stefania"
"An Interview With The Mitchell Brothers"(an entire album informed by/about the directors and their films)

...and I'm sure a few others

― Stephen Boyle (SBoyle), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

van morrison - blue money
fabulous poodles - tit photographer blues
andrea true connection - more more more
the who - pictures of lily
kix - the itch

― chuck, Friday, 21 January 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"I lie awake
I've gone to ground
I'm watching porn
in my hotel dressing gown"

Zero 7's Destiny (though that's the only direct mention of porn)

― Miss Chevious Grin, Friday, 21 January 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Against The Glass - SLOW
Darling Nikki - Prince

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The Postal Service - Clark Gable
i'm pretty sure it's about a guy that makes a porn with his ex-girlfriend

― aragular, Friday, 21 January 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

'strange movies' - the troggs
'photographs of naked ladies' - toy love

― cb, Friday, 21 January 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Debris', "Blue Girls"

And in Led Zep's "The Crunge", when Robert Plant sings "I open up a newspaper and see my girl looking at me", I've always assumed he meant from Page 3 of the Sun.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 21 January 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

when did the mainstream skin mags go all hardcore?

I'm a married man, and don't really peruse the porn that much anymore, but I do remember noticing that Penthouse has taken to doing a lot of "watersports" pictorials...which strikes me a kinda odd. Does that particular fetish enjoy that sizable a demographic?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 January 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh, good call on Andrea True, Chuck! Any others written from the POV of the PERFORMER, rather than the viewer?

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 21 January 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Baby Bird "You're Gorgeous" is from pov of performer IIRC

Renegade Soundwave "Pocket Porn"

― Black Arkestra (Black Arkestra), Friday, 21 January 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Got a date with
My modem line
Backdoor valentine

Internet jet set
Credit cards in debt
Going down
Going down
It’s under my thumb
.com .cum
Web cam super scam
Triple x cyber sex
Shoot my rocks on the box
Peeping tom on the net

My url has gone all to hell
Http I’m addicted to technology

- motley crue 'porno star'

― dave q (listerine), Friday, 21 January 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

buzzcocks - orgasm addict

also, "centerfold" by j geils doesn't really count as a porn song, since she's wearing a negligee.

― chuck, Friday, 21 January 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Pansy Division - "Denny"

Denny did porno, photos and films
Until his tattoos ruined his career
He stares at the video, feeling dejected
Helplessly watching himself get infected

― Ben Dot (1977), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cale - Dead Or Alive ("Happy to see her in the back of a magazine, lying there nude sporting that stupid grin")

Happy Mondays - The Boys Are Back In Town ("Remote control, channel X, ooh your naughty mags nicked" or whatever he's saying there)

― Poppy (poppy), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Those two minute-long electroclash songs "Pornoactress" ("I want to be. A porno star.") and "Pornoviewer" ("I love to watch. Pornographic movies.") by some German guy.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Does She Talk" by Matthew Sweet (on the Girlfriend album) made some allusions to late night cable access porn in NYC (even the "DOWN HOME" right before the solo was a reference to the tagline of a "Horny Housewives" commercial on Midnight Blue..."For Down Home Fuckin'"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Clinic, "Porno"

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Those two minute-long electroclash songs "Pornoactress" ("I want to be. A porno star.") and "Pornoviewer" ("I love to watch. Pornographic movies.") by some German guy.

So, in other words, every electroclash song ever.

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

wire's 12XU, sort of, to me anyway.

― dan (dan), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Those two minute-long electroclash songs "Pornoactress" ("I want to be. A porno star.") and "Pornoviewer" ("I love to watch. Pornographic movies.") by some German guy.
So, in other words, every electroclash song ever.

-- What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatri...), January 22nd, 2005.

i think that's by Dopplereffekt, if memory serves. anyhow, add to the list the collaboration between Princess Superstar and Kool Keef

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Saturday, 22 January 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Guns N' Roses - My Michelle

"Your daddy works in porno, now that mommy's not around..."

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Saturday, 22 January 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

also, "centerfold" by j geils doesn't really count as a porn song, since she's wearing a negligee.

Maybe it's see-through.

― Candlestick, Saturday, 22 January 2005 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

U2 - Babyface

― stevo (stevo), Saturday, 22 January 2005 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Rod Stewart "Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight"
Beatles "I Am the Walrus"

― dave q (listerine), Saturday, 22 January 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The Flaming Lips "She Don't Use Jelly"

you know, cos she uses vaseline. and the guy uses magazines.

― Adam Bruneau (oliver8bit), Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Maxi Geil & Playcolt "The Love I Lose." Other songs on that album have some porn references and themes, but that one is the most explicit/specific.

― Matthew "Flux" Perpetua, Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Quarter Movie On My Mind" - Root Boy Slim & the Sex Change Band

― briania (briania), Sunday, 23 January 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Pulp - "This is Hardcore"
Duran Duran - "Girls on Film"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 23 January 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Guns N Roses - My Michelle

The Embarrassment - Picture Women...I know I know its not really a song about porn but the title could lead one to believe otherwise

Prince - Pussy Control?

and possibly any Lil Kim or Christina Agulera song

― Mike D (nullnvoid), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Motley Crue - Doctor Feel good?

― Mike D (nullnvoid), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

"ayo technology" - 50 cent feat. justin timberlake

"ayo - i'm tired of usin technology / i need you right in front of me"

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 September 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok, he could be talking about skype i guess

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 September 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ce/f3/974b024128a09c3b9a87f010._AA240_.L.jpg

― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

It's Just Porn Mum - The Trucks

― Geir Hongro, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

"ayo technology" - 50 cent feat. justin timberlake

Didn't I read that the song was called "Ayo Pornography" but the label made him change it?

― Ben Boyerrr, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Buck 65 - "Shutter Buggin'"

― xhuxk, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

"Three Times a Day" - Sebadoh

― iago g., Monday, 3 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

The immortal "6:45" by Alberto y Los Trios Paranoias - an over-the-top jive on Zappa's sleazoid funk.

― Rombald, Monday, 3 September 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

shellac - porno star

― Zeno, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

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