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― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we don't.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi, my name's Mark and I wrote a book."

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You come here often?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Work fast dude, I'm going to try and be her groupie in L.A.!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"What...sign are you?"

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your father must be a thief...oh wait..."

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"They call me M.I.A+., if you know what I mean."

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey there, so what exactly does 'Bucky Done Gone' mean?"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys are sending me to war armed with spoons here.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe i just have to say gully this and jawn that?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Put "is your Dad a dealer 'cos yr dope to me" on a T-shirt.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

speak the slang now

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell her you feel really bad about the tsunami.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, really bad taste that one.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god, i'm a total idiot, i just got what "URAQT" meant now.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell her you feel really bad about the tsunami.

...

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

she's from sri lanka etc.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

THANKS

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

just walk away, djdee, just walk away..

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Work fast dude, I'm going to try and be her groupie in L.A.!

I think you may have some competition from my brother!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

getting back on track - "you must be jamaican, cuz ja-makin' me crazy, and your music seems heavily influenced by the dancehall rhythms of that country."

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you are terrible!

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

haha this is why i'm posting on the internet instead of hanging out w/ MIA

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

not that anyone else has had any better ones.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

really?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

djdee wins with that one.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a zinger.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, you're all Americans, you don't speak the slang now London calling, etc.

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe i just have to say gully this and jawn that?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

oh...and there's mark

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

haha use those word incorrectly. "So this next gully was my favorite song, it's very jawn."

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sasha Frere-Jones doesn't understand you like I do."

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

adam i lived in bounds green for four months and cricklewood for a week, i am basically british.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha mottdeterre wins so far.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

can i just say that i'm glad mia gets spencer AFTER me?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

okay well I am a straight-up West Coast OG thug, then.

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
um, what exactly are you saying there Mark???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

mark, what are your feelings about famous actress Famke Janssen?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god, i'm a total idiot, i just got what "URAQT" meant now.

Wait, you had actually heard the song already, right?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ada.m. don't even go there!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

can i just say that i'm glad mia gets spencer AFTER me?

Let's pause for a moment and diagram this sentence, shall we?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

spencer: that you are a handsome man and i don't want you unnecessarily raising the bar.

adam: she is just ok. her name is fun to say i guess.

ned: :(

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

no no no this has all gone horribly wrong!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

But I love you Mark.

Should I attend the LA show, I will make Spencer wear a mask with Mark's face on it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark, I think you might have been implying more than that!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

also i am missing the spencer/famke connection. is it what i think it is?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

spencer, i really wasn't! thats why, horribly wrong, etc.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, what I'm trying to say of course is that your statement implies that MIA will have me after *you* have me!

As for Famke, nothing has happened... yet.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mia, reading this thread, gets cold feet and decides to only give exclusive interviews to Pitchfork.

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

haha xpost x2.345

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

As for Famke, nothing has happened... yet.

You're not returning Lindsey's calls, I see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Mia, reading this thread, gets cold feet and decides to only give exclusive interviews to Pitchfork.

um.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

lol

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, what I'm trying to say of course is that your statement implies that MIA will have me after *you* have me!

spencer, did i mention i wrote a book?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha if she reads this thread and decides to give exclusive interviews for pitchfork, then I think we've solved mark p's problem.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the funny thing is that's who the interview would actually be for.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"I want you inside me."

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what i'm saying!
xpost

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

most critical use of "xpost" ever.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm psychic.

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Foiled by Pitchfork again! If it hadn't been for that meddling Pitchfork etc.

Also Mark, be sure invite her back to yours to show her your etchings.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

haha yeah i was about to post it w/out the xpost before i did a double-take.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

it woulda been better without the xpost.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

you do know she's engaged to diplo right?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"I can diplo-wer."

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it MIA or M.I.A.?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

MIA, because I don't have time for periods.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

you do know she's engaged to diplo right?

see? i was right. gully this and jawn that.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

mark wrote a book.

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

M.I.A. and Famke are both pretty but they would dwarf me! You guys can have them.

Is she really engaged to Diplo? That's sweet, if so!

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

How tall is Maya? (M.I.A.)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks very tall.

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://newyorker.com/critics/music/?041122crmu_music

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

". . . she is small but not fragile . . . "

― dan (dan), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

you do know she's engaged to diplo right?

So this means we'll probably have to change the pickup line strategy.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://blizzardrecords.com/bands/350/front.jpg

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 21 January 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel like some sort of pun could be made about her last name

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 22 January 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

kris ex to thread

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mia, so horny?"

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Saturday, 22 January 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"can i tempt your tummy with the taste of nuts in honey?"

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 22 January 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(sorry. at this point, you have nothing to lose.)

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 22 January 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

she likes pictures?

well

try this zinger:

"Hi MIA, gully jawn i'm a photographer as well as interviewer. Would you like to see my portfolio?"

and when she says "Okay" you slowly unzip your pants and when they drop to the floor you just whisper "how did that happen".

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 22 January 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

wait.. THIS is MIA?

http://www.rockwatch.org/hotsheets/shameless/eden2.jpg

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 22 January 2005 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

that isn't MIA.

unless the correct MIA was in that picture but is now currently (ironically) MIA from the picture. I just don't know.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 22 January 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.blender.com/gallery_photos/2150/jan_feb_2005/2150mia_l2.jpg

Hello,
My name is The Mark P,
if you like me write,
then come and get me,

― Broken Hipster (Broken Hipster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://dune.globe-net.net/~byrd/bees.jpg
http://www.bodydharma.org/photo/knees.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, I don't get it. Are you saying she has six legs or four legs???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, look at the filenames, Spencer!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(I know Dan, I was trying to make a funny!)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a very good interview, i think. she was more down to earth than i expected. very funny w/ a bit of an edge. great style/musical taste too.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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