Dealing with Jerk Venues

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When a venue dicks you over, is there anything you can do other than just decide not to play there? We've had bad experiences every time with a 'certain venue', which is high-profile but seems poorly run. They always change us to first at the last minute (after we've told people we're not playing first), or once they actually cancelled on us and put us in the advertising anyway, and our first show there we brought three-times as many people as the Touch and Go headliner artist and didn't get paid jack. They always say "we'll make it up to you." I want to give them a piece of my mind, but I'm afriad it will make enemies without accomplishing anything.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 22 January 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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[stolen name removed], Saturday, 22 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, don't steal my name. But is that true about the Empty Bottle too? Cause we were considering it for a March tour, but we'll reconsider if it's like that.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 22 January 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I was just kidding, The Empty Bottle is pretty fucking awful though. Lots of stiffing on payment - a lot of, "Oh, we'll give you a headlining show next time!"

Shirting, Sunday, 23 January 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa. yeah, and the EB kinda runs most of the game in CHi-town now.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, i think i know who you're talking about. its plain parade, right?

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had good experiences with the Empty Bottle for a long time. That's just one person's take on it. My experience with asshole venues: just don't play there. If you've had more than one bad experience, tell every single person you know in every band that the place dicks bands over, and not to play there. If you've given a venue a second chance, and they still don't come through, then they're scumbags not to be dealt with. Odds are, in my experience, if you've had this happen, so have other people -- word will get around.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

but how do you deal with that when X is the only game in town?

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

d'oh, i realize that wasnt hurtings response. nevermind.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

If a place is the only game in town, make your own game -- find space to put on shows, have parties, whatever -- charge $3, get a couple kegs, and play with a couple bands you know and like. If you do this like three times, then there's a new game in town and people will be into it. It's pretty easy, I've done it.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

And yes, touring bands will play shows like that -- at least enough to make it work out for everyone, especially if X, the previous only game in town, is fucking people around.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've heard of that...what's it called? It's DYI or something.

Chopper, Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, i know.

im pretty aware of who hurting's talking about, so i was trying to, in veiled terms, discuss it.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah hurlothrumbo's right, not to mention that house parties are way more fun than clubs anyway.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, sorry Maria. and hstencil speaks the truth.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i've heard of DIY, guys.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

No doubt, not trying to be condescending -- just putting in my two cents that it does actually work; I've had a lot of experience dealing w/ shitty clubs. I'll stay out of this now.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

no problem. and as someone who went the route of booking DIY shows, ive had my share of experience as well. like i said, i think i know the specific venue/promoter in question.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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[removed], Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i never understand why places are like this. it's so much easier to just do things the right way. why fuck things up?

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

[the real] hurting:

you know, if you think a venue isnt treating you right, there's nothing preventing you from playing their space[s] again. PP wouldnt exist if we didnt hear similar complaints from our friends in bands.

but i dont think its a smart idea to say, "we're never going to play with them again." what if a really good show opportunity comes around? whose foot are you shooting, then?

i think its important to be very sensible and cautious when dealing with promoters who dont treat you right. if you treat yourselves as if you are valuable, promoters will eventually fall in line and fly right. remember: without you, they are nothing!

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I respectfully disagree. If promoters don't treat you right (again, more than once; anyone can fuck up once) -- they are not to be countenanced. Tell everyone that they suck, and refuse to do business with them. It's not worth sucking up to someone you don't respect to get on a bill, unless maybe you're trying to go "straight to the top". Life's too short to deal with assholes.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

not a band I played in but a band I worked with in some capacity had two terrible experiences with the silverlake lounge in LA; dicked over both times, not paid, added a local band as headliner and gave them all the money (they felt bad about this and split it though). later read someone in grandaddy going off on the guy in an under the radar interview. not much you can do about it aside from spread the word.

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Maria: if they dick you over, don't play there again, but don't make a big deal about it, because there might be a good reason to play there in the future. Try an alternative or two and see if it works out. If not, then reconsider the original venue. But don't burn any bridges. You can quietly mention to other bands that the screwed you over, but listen to what they have to say about the venue, too.

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had good experiences with booking at the Empty Bottle, too. I'm not sure who's trying to tar their reputation here (anyway, it's not like Bruce Finkelman is the booking agent, anyway, he's just the owner).

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess it sucks if it's the only game in town, though. There are a couple venues that haven't been as easy to work with (the worst was being told that we couldn't open for a high-profile UK band because "they're probably bringing their own support" and then the venue turning around and asking our friends' band to play) -- but I guess we've been lucky in that there are enough clubs in Chicago who haven't treated us this way.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

(Although now that I think about it, we haven't really been dicked over during the show itself or afterwards; it's mostly clubs giving us the run-around as to whether or not we can play in the first place, because they doubt whether we're worthy of the shows we ask for.)

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

A joke is baing made by the faux hurting (==hotdog...), people. (sorry to be Cpt Obvious)

Jole, Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I know, but whoever the faux Hurting is seems to have it out for the Bottle!

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

too bad lounge ax is gone.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

May I play devil's advocate here (as someone who was once a show promoter for the year 2000)?

While I'm sure Hurting has been patient and has probably worked hard and played enough shows to deserve a break that's not the bottom of a bill, there ARE bands that I have dealt with (who I will not name) who seem to demand something more bottom of the bill a bit "early" in their career shall we say, and their excuse mainly is "we are very serious about what we do, we do this to contribute to the community, we have day jobs, it's tough for us to get together to play an early show only to see an empty room and have five bored kids show up and play pinball next to us, etc.".

What happened is, I booked Black Heart Procession at a small ages place along with another friends' band, and two local bands (in da 0.C. of the C./-\) were going to open. My booking co-hort comes up to me two weeks before the show and says "hey, guess what, Julie Doiron who used to be in Eric's Trip wants to get on the bill as well!". So, given that she's also pretty well known, we decied it would be best to stick her and her band in the middle of the bill, with the two San Diego bands on top (Aspects of Physics being the other SD band), and the two local bands in O.C. being at the bottom.

The two local bands absolutely FLIPPED when they heard this, and went ballistic on me calling me a shitty promoter in the community.. Hearing about all the comments second hand from friends was really awkward. i mean, they went from being bottom on a four band bill to being bottom on a five band bill. It was soooo overblown, in my opinion.

I realize how tough it can be to be a local band who wants to play a local venue and always get thrown at the bottom of the bill because the touring bands get dibs on higher spots on the bill because, well, they're touring and they're likely to get a higher draw due to projections of higher popularity, etc. balancing out the fairness in that respect, etc. at the same time, touring bands don't usually have enough of a local cache of "town friends" to bring to the show to support them whereas local bands do. Sure, it's slightly evil that those local band supporters do end up paying more for the OTHER bands than their friends, but they need it more, etc. etc.

Basically, I think it's just a matter of (dare I say) being a good local shmoozer and being very, very patient before your band can become well known in your town and get higher billing positions. This is a reason a lot of bands experience the "more popular outside your hometown" phenomenon.. those bands who can't get anywhere in their town so they hook up with friends in neighboring cities, whereas some bands experience the "very popular ONLY in your hometown" phenomenon as well, as they get comfortable with the very rich pool of local boys and girls who give them every hot spot on every hip lineup. (This was notorious in L.A. In 1996, you could not escape an indie show without seeing the Polar Goldie Cats second to touring headliner, later the Radar Brothers, etc.)

There are many other factors as well.. but to answer Hurting's question (the Hurting O.G. who started this thread that is), I would just stay confident, perhaps gather your friends together to do something more DIY in response... if the venue scene is small enough, people will know, and wee all know that all bands that live in a decent-venue-stripped scene are ALWAYS hunting for new venues, no matter what the capacity and environment is, which can play to your advantage greatly in the near future when you want to play a show at other places.

(BTW, that show I referenced above with all the drama all turned out ok at the end, because the entire bill had an audience the entire night. All that overreaction for nothing. Everybody hugged at the end. Great night over all. Just goes to show... [/rosanne rosannadanna])

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(I have to admit my first reaction to the thread was: Venues that serve Jamaican Jerk cuisine... how do you deal with them other than just get there early and enjoy the grub? MMMMMMMM!)

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

curried goat on your rider vs. deli tray.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"haha, i think i know who you're talking about. its plain parade, right?"

Dude, I assume you are joking, but just in case, I absolutely was not talking about you guys.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"While I'm sure Hurting has been patient and has probably worked hard and played enough shows to deserve a break that's not the bottom of a bill, there ARE bands that I have dealt with (who I will not name) who seem to demand something more bottom of the bill a bit "early" in their career shall we say, and their excuse mainly is "we are very serious about what we do, we do this to contribute to the community, we have day jobs, it's tough for us to get together to play an early show only to see an empty room and have five bored kids show up and play pinball next to us, etc.".

Well, yes, if I may say so, we've played the town regularly for three years and have at least something of a draw. I mean, maybe I'm overreacting, because I guess every other band on the bill had too, but they could have at least let us know more than two hours before the show when we'd been asking for two weeks.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

two hours notice is completely bogus. Fuck 'em. (the local bands I was talking about in my story had two WEEKS notice, and they flipped.)

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

that said, it's the sad truth that many bands that have been around for almost a decade often get the bottom of the bill shaft via similar stories, possibly their entire career. I'm NOT saying this is going to happen to you, Hurting, but it happens to many a band. It's not uncommon. Well, at least not uncommon in Los Angeles.

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The culture of promoters tend to be smaller and far more volcanic than the surrounding culture of bands. It's a constant battle for bands to keep up with who's booking where on almost a monthly basis. Yet one more thing that's overlooked in the long list of shit bands have to deal with.. Item #457.

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm NOT saying this is going to happen to you, Hurting, but it happens to many a band. It's not uncommon. Well, at least not uncommon in Los Angeles."

True, but Philly ain't LA. LA is also known to have clubs that charge you to play there, at least so I hear.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

get it on a contract. i know it's a luxury of bigger bands, but if you got shit on paper, you can hold people to it (to a degree).

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

stence OTM. Depends though if the venue likes to deal with stuff on contract terms or handshake terms. If the latter, well, I dunno.

Back to L.A., yeah, it being one of the entertainment industry capitals of the world, Los Angeles REALLY suffers from that attitude and lack of passion for what it supports. People rarely run very successful venues in L.A. because they are supporting the arts, but moreso to get a profit. The pay-to-play culture aside, L.A. preys on people who move there who are "definitely gonna make it, man!"

Hollywood really is a horrible place to play if you don't know anybody there... you pretty much have to contact the smaller art shacks in the surrounding 'burb towns, really. Unless you have a semi-well known booking agent, forget Hollywood or central/west L.A., period.

(aside from The Smell, which is an on/off operation at most, sadly... there is Club Good Hurt, though, but I don't know how many shows they put on, and the staff there is very "pro" too. I was almost not allowed to come in to see TEH CHAKI perform because I had to put my backpack "in my car" even though I didn't HAVE a car when I was visiting. Fuckers.)

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

donut -- you tacked on a fifth band to a set bill? i could see why people would get angry over that.

hurting -- how much of a draw do you think your band has? how many people would qualify, in your mind, as a strong draw [in philly]? do you think your draw relies on the billing? just curious.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

also, i second the contract suggestion. if local bands think they're getting screwed over, i dont see why they shouldnt have one.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

donut -- you tacked on a fifth band to a set bill? i could see why people would get angry over that.

Technically, I didn't. My co-hort did. But I've seen six to eight bands on a bill before (granted, mostly hardcore acts with short sets.), with nary a complaint, being backstage with the friends, promoter, and bands in question. *shrug*

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

btw, is there a science to this that dictates that crossing the four-band bill is asking for trouble? (asking earnestly, not smugly.. I'm curious how that's seen in other towns)

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

long bills just suck. who has the time?

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

well, the venues sometimes has time..

Many venues will book a long series of unrelated bands on the same bill for cheap enough cover, knowing that each crowd will shift in and out for each band, but still generated a big head count and money pool at the end.

Again, it depends on the city or town.

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

also, bands should only play for 10 minutes. they should spend 20 minutes setting up and tearing down.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

this was pretty much the M.O. for many a Che Cafe show in San Diego.. haha.

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

donut, i dont think there's a science or unwritten law in the number of bands on a bill. sure ive seen tons of hardcore shows with 6-8 bands, but thats the nature of those kinds shows.

philadelphia is a beast of a different color when it comes to live music, where four band bills can sometimes be pushing the limit. in terms of plain parade, we really dislike doing them -- more equipment to deal with, the door split is less for each band [we split the door evenly & will not work with guarantees], etc etc. so if we can do a three band bill, we're thrilled. that gives us the opportunity to book two good locals with an out of town band and give everyone a great show.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

where I booked at, koo's, it operated more like a halfway home venue.. the venue that would give you a chance where the rest of L.A. would turn its nose at you... for better or worse. There was definitely a "style" that Koo's, overall, had in the bands they had on their bill, but they were very open to giving a lot of bands a chance.. a bit TOO open perhaps. And yeah, touring bands with some many years behind them usually aren't thrilled with situations like playing on 5-band bills unless they build up a good friendship with the venue over time. Again, there are many factors, dependent on the town, the age requirements, the location, the venue mission, etc.

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's put it this way: I had book Charalambides, Azalia Snail, and Timonium to play at Koo's one time. I think Timonium cancelled for reasons I forget, although half the band showed up to see the show. Anyway, Koo's has been friend with the Gern Blandstean (sp?) label and the World Inferno/Friendship society "NEEDED" a place to play that night, so they played and clearly pissed off everyone who showed up that night to see Charalambides and Azalia. It was the final straw, and I told my co-hort that this was the last time I was going to book a show under such volatile last minute bill additions that were circles-fitting-into-a-square-puzzle type conditions, even if friends were involved. I would end up booking just two more shows there, and then move to Seattle thereafter.. I'm still on good terms with the venue, and was after that show, but it was the beginning of the end for me being involved there, I think. :/

But yeah, that was a real sore spot, that show. (Not to mention the World Inferno/Friendship band sprayed lighter fluid and did pyrotechnics during the show.. in a SMALL WOODEN SHACK!... I'm very surprised we didn't get a Warwick type situation that night.. it was awful.)

donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man, we had a pyrotechnic moment at a show two weeks ago. the singer of this band, clockcleaner, took a road flare and started waving it at the audience, then proceeded to throw the flare into the audience directly at me.

oh here's some video from my phone:

http://herjazz.org/movies/clockcleaner.mov

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

We had what might be described as a 'pyrotechnic' moment on Fri. night. We had no heat (!), but the bands wanted to play anyway, and so we opened the venue anyway (with no heat, in North NJ, where it's 20 degrees right now). The bar has a fireplace, which we allowed the bands to police themselves, since it's directly behind them. Bad idea.

Somebody decided it'd be a good idea to put a 2 x 4 in the fireplace, which caused the bar to quickly fill with woodsmoke, setting off the fire alarms. The last band (Some Action, I think) was determined to play through it, but we had to cut 'em short to air out the layer of smoke that had filled the place.

Oops.

cdwill, Monday, 24 January 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Donut, I can only say that from everything I've heard, and from everything you're saying, Philly and LA might as well be on different planets.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)


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