Surely by now Robert Pollard's 'spoken word' LP would have leaked - so what's the deal?

WE ARE CURRENTLY HALTING SALES ON THIS LP. WITH SOME ORDERS COMING IN THROUGH MAIL WE ARE REACHING THE SELL OUT POINT SO TO ASSURE EVERYONE GETS A COPY WE ARE NO LONGER TAKING ORDERS. IF AFTER ALL ORDERS ARE FILLED AND THERE ARE STILL MORE THAN I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW.

IF YOU ALREADY ORDERED THROUGH PAYPAL YOU ARE CERTAIN OF GETTING A COPY

IF YOU ORDERED THROUGH THE MAIL THEN YOU MUST HAVE A 1/27/2005 POSTMARK ON IT

The first release of a post-Guided By Voices world finds Robert Pollard turning to an entirely new genre; comedy. Relaxation of the Asshole features some of Bob's best routines and bits recorded in rock/comedy clubs all over the world. Limited edition vinyl only release. A Yuk Yuk Motherfucker Production.

Track Listing:

Side 1

1) Do You Like Rim Rock? (1:58)
2) They Call Me The Kid (2:00)
3) The Answer (0:56)
4) We Don’t Do Technology (2:36)
5) Hopeless, Pathetic Alcoholics (0:59)
6) What A Mother Does For Her Son (1:49)
7) Funk Zeus (0:59)
8) Whiskey Shits (0:43)
9) Bozo The Fucking Clown (1:43)
10)Cocker, Meatloaf And Daltry (1:24)
11)Brownie Cop (1:27)
12)What Is Tricky Woo? (2:18)
13)Space Tractor (0:39)

Side 2

1) The “Are You Old Enough To Get Beer” Game Part I (1:33)
2) The “Are You Old Enough To Get Beer” Game Part II (1:49)
3) Where The Beer Flows Like Wine/8 to 5 (1:32)
4) They Might Look Good But They Ain’t Good (0:46)
5) Money (1:41)
6) Another Dead Soldier (1:00)
7) In Rock ‘n’ Roll You Never Lose (3:57)
8) Thank You (0:30)
9) We’re The Rock ‘n’ Roll Petrified Forest/The Freaks vs. The Jocks (4:22)
10)Is There A Grandfather Clause For People Who Need A Cigarette Really Bad? (1:28)
11)My Brother’s A Better Guitar Player Then Joan Jett (1:35)
12)Here’s The Plan: Encore (0:28)

So, someone's got to
1) Get a copy
2) Burn to cd and upload to slsk.
Could be a while, but I'm sure it'll get out there.

He and Gene Simmons should tour.

Suspicious.