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I feed the multitudes wif my loaves and fishes/Spreading the wealth with my hos and bitchez/My lyrical skillz will have ya brain in stiches/my name is latebloomer and that is who this is

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm on you like a rash/ i dig johnny cash/ i'm equally confident in cord, jeans or a tash/ i'm young neal/ not old like neil young/ but we can both jog and we can both run/ long may you run YOUNG!/ long may you RUN!/ although some changes have come/ i'm stil unsung.

maracas (maracas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I really like your rhyme of "loaves and fishes" with "hos and bitches".

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't got much of a flow but I got my tenacity/I'll stun ILX with my amazing perspicacity/Make your head spin with my cranial capacity/I don't like modesty, so I speak with veracity...

Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I wreck the mic like Roseanne's ass wrecks bikes...Your rhymes are missing like Steve Wonder's eyesight

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

(this one really sucks...I did it years ago. it goes to prove that no, NOT everyone can write a rap....flame away)

Droppin the funky shit out of F-L-A
The state where we get retarded on Election Day
Dismay? If you say so, I'ma lay low
So Tipper Gore can't stop my white ass from saying "Ho"

All I wanna do is kick this shit
And keep all you silly Christians off of my dick
"Masturbation is a sin against God"
Well stand the fuck back, cuz I'm shootin my wad

The verbal nutbuster's on the mic
Dropping rhymes with skin whiter than Tom Kite
Never yielding, I'm relentless, I know you all can sense this
And I think I should mention, demonic intervention
Sometimes drives me off the wall, like a crazed man on E
Clawing and fighting and spitting and biting and leaving marks with my teeth

I'm a mad man? Naw I'm a kid with a pencil
And if you fuck with me your body will be a stencil
For a chalk outline, shit I'll trace it myself
Your emaciated body left bleeding like hell

I'm sick like Charles Manson but cuddly like Hanson
And if you feel like dancin this music's entrancin
But stay the fuck back cuz your music is wack
And if you make a crack I will blow up your 'Lac like a bomb
While your stereo will be playing my song

I'm talking it up a lot, too much? I really don't know
But when it's time to go, they'll say I had flow

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:43 (sixteen years ago) link

ban these threads PLEASE.

J0rdan S., Friday, 7 December 2007 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't believe people think this was a good idea! the only good ones are nasty ass chris v. ones.

J0rdan S., Friday, 7 December 2007 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link

it ain't like it's a battle thread, and it's two years old. I'm actually curious to see whatp eople come up with tho cuz people are their own worst critics and sometimes they actually write decent stuff!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

HAHA YEW SCR00WED UP THE IMAGE LINK THE FIRST TIME

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link


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