Studies Show That Pigs That Listen to Hip Hop Are More Violent

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Anyone else catch this on yahoo news yesterday?

― Kinky Toes, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 09:22 (nineteen years ago) link

well hip-hop's not exactly the most pro-police genre out there so it's hardly surprising it might rile them up

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 09:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.west-midlands.police.uk/our_people/images/band_group_big.jpg

"And for our next number, we would like to perform our version of a little number called "Fuck Tha Police" by those popular suspects, IC3's With Attitude. Ah one, ah two, ah one two three...."

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 10:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I played "eye know" for some pigs the other day and they just went apeshit.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

if this is a real story, post a link

― stelfox, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i, for one, am piss scared that 1) there are pigs out there who have stereos and manage to buy records, and 2) that they're now getting violent. if they can pick up a copy of the new Cam'ron, they can probably get themselves a handgun.

― fsharp (fsharp), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

― MV, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive98/posters/babe2.jpg

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

fuckin' pigs, can't trust 'em.

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Fortunately, wasting pigs is still radical.

― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

In a sidebar, they mention that pigs who listen to Zydeco are particularly sexually promiscuous.

Seriously, though, I really hope that was the actual headline. "Pigs that listen to hip hop". I wouldn't put it past Yahoo News.

― Bent Over at the Arclight, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

singin' off-key...
ma-moo-ma-moe... ma-moo-ma-mee

― chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

pig destroyer to thread for consult

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

they probably hate pig destroyer too tho, right?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link

That's cause pigs *listen* to hip-hop, but they don't *hear* hip-hop.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

stence: unclear - lots of spuriousness in data: must run scatterplot from multiple linear regression analysis to suss outliers among butcher/pig destroyer variables, where r = .8

headline of forthcoming brookings institute report:

AMISH IS SCURRED: Are Pigs Aggravated by Hip Hop?

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:00 (nineteen years ago) link

to really test this whole pigs made violent by music thing they should try playing the pigs some Wagner reaallly loud.

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

its effects on crazy Nazi-emo-Hyena-faced whore rods has been well documented.

― f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link

What music makes pigs more delicious?

― Austin (Austin), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050214/ids_photos_en/r2208150213.jpg

yahoo has good hip-hop coverage! Check the caption on that one.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.audio.ya.com/a002/htmldas/das06.jpg

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Man, I love that rock group Bob Dylan!

― Austin (Austin), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Little pig, little pig, let me in! Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!

― Jill Sobule, Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Oinkity oink oink!!!

― Kayker91, Saturday, 26 February 2005 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh no you didn't!

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― Skillet Head, Saturday, 26 February 2005 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I once made a pig mad when I pulled up next to him in my 5.0 convertible and thumped out some Bone-Thugs, "Bone Bone Bone Bone!" It was hilarious!

― Bowser, Sunday, 27 February 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/headwideopen/fatjoe.jpg

― mayhaps, Sunday, 20 April 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link

sixteen years pass...

https://www.reuters.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/ai-decodes-oinks-grunts-keep-pigs-happy-2024-10-24/

― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 October 2024 16:46 (yesterday) link

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