Lil' Kim goes down

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I'm surprised there's been no talk about the case already, but anyway - convicted of perjury, awaiting sentencing.

it's not very surprising at all considering how awful and lame her excuses were but I'm still a bit sad about it today. sad that she was so fucking stupid, mostly.

her face is kind of scary these days, too.

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(Unfortunate thread title)

No one will call her a snitch, anyway.

― Ashandeej, Friday, 18 March 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they 12? Waah waah, you called me a name, I'll kill you.

Cure ilxors calling feds racist for prosecuting rappers....

― shookout (shookout), Friday, 18 March 2005 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Robert Smith's such a PC bitch.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 18 March 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

He's jealous 'cause Kim be rocking that Mardi Gras look with premium flair.

― BARMS, Friday, 18 March 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I just listened to "Lil' Drummer Boy" this morning :( :( :(

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 18 March 2005 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine if Redman was the star of an American version of Judge John Deed. Every week Reggie gets clients acquited or convicted on the basis of a combination of his political convictions and how much he wants to nob them/their lawyer/the prosection...

― Flyboy (Flyboy), Friday, 18 March 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

DUB DOB DEE

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 March 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't one of her videos with her in prison dry humping a guy.

― jj, Friday, 18 March 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that was the Foo Fighters.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Amy Linden asks: Girl, What Were You Thinking?:

http://villagevoice.com/music/0512,weblinden,62251,22.html

― xhuxk, Friday, 18 March 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know she was dating Scott Storch. Here's a picture:

http://www.lilkimzone.com/images2/ev_l_070.jpg

― JoB (JoB), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus Lil Kim looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein in that pic!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

A white dude his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the morning
And called his girl up and told her we was boning
Puertorican papi, he used to be Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

― Lukas (lukas), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

So do you think she's gonna be like the hip-hop Martha and not get a full sentence, do you think they'll throw the book at her?

― Sara Sherr, Saturday, 19 March 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex, I was thinking she's starting to look more along the lines of Amanda Lepore than JW.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 19 March 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

So do you think she's gonna be like the hip-hop Martha and not get a full sentence, do you think they'll throw the book at her?

She's black=She's going to jail, duh...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Saturday, 19 March 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

She's black=She's going to jail, duh...

Could it be that she's going to jail because she's guilty? Could that be? Hmmmmmm.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 March 2005 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC omg shut up ur dumb

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 19 March 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Lil' Kim Goes Down

Hey there, people, I’m Lil' Kim
They say I’m the cutest girl in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the boys they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’ sharp ’n’ I’m
Actin’ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work ’n’ maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An’ I’m a sexy queen bee bitch
I’m gonna get a good job ’n’ be real rich

Gangsta liberation
Came creepin’ across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this thug by the name of Fiddy
He made a little speech then,
Aw, he tried to make me say when
He had my vag in a vice, but he left the clit
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it looks like a dick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An’ I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don’t know which

So I went out ’n’ bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin’ radio promo
An’ none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
Eventually me ’n’ a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
’long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin’, thank you, Fiddy!
Oh god, oh god, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to Fiddy, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is Lil' Kim
Watch me now, I’m goin down,
And my name is Lil' Kim
Watch me now, I’m goin down

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Saturday, 19 March 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

She's black=She's going to jail, duh...

Could it be that she's going to jail because she's guilty? Could that be? Hmmmmmm.

So was Martha Stewart.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Saturday, 19 March 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

AND NOW SHE'S FREE

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Saturday, 19 March 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

So was Martha Stewart.

Damn right, but I don't believe there was any gunplay involved with Martha's debacle.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 March 2005 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"You would have to believe they were magic sunglasses that only block out your friends who were shooting people," Assistant US Attorney Cathy Seibel told the jury.

the key word here is 'magic' people. MAGIC

― amon (eman), Saturday, 19 March 2005 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cel-ebration.com/redjg.jpg

"SHE'S GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 March 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Damn right, but I don't believe there was any gunplay involved with Martha's debacle."

Brilliant syllogism: Martha Stewart is less guilty because a gun was not involved in her crime.

― Adam Harrison-Friday, Sunday, 20 March 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, didn't Martha Stewart go to jail or have I been hallucinating?

― shookout (shookout), Sunday, 20 March 2005 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Martha Stewart is less guilty because a gun was not involved in her crime.

No, Martha's CRIME wasn't as SERIOUS as no one's LIFE was THREATENED.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus Lil Kim looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein in that pic!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), March 18th, 2005.

She looks like Mikalah on American Idol!

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Sunday, 20 March 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 20 March 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.circumstitions.com/Images/Famous/danza.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 20 March 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

why does that asswipe have a talk show?

― amon (eman), Sunday, 20 March 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

you know he's got an album, right? my store has a copy for some bizarre reason... i put it on the staff recs but somebody else always takes it down within the day.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Sunday, 20 March 2005 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

no i didn't! ugggh. is this it?

http://www.sin-drome.com/danzaCD.html

putting it on staff recs = haahahahahah!

― amon (eman), Sunday, 20 March 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

what's up with all these random-ass bootleg kim remixes lately

gimme more
sensual seduction
tek weh yuhself (mr vegas dancehall semi-hit)

did homegirl borrow kardinal offishal's laptop or something

― r|t|c, Monday, 14 January 2008 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

they are all pretty great also

― r|t|c, Monday, 14 January 2008 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3eni9KoVy1qzadq3o1_500.png

― plax (ico), Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

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