Headbangers Bible : Triple CD Advertised On UK TV. C/D?

That's headbanging for people who think rolling their windows down on the motorway on the way to Ikea is edgy.

I'm think Alan Partridge.(or an american equivalent)

What would be on my CDs? A recording of one 360 feet tall oriental drummer with a huge frightwig and oversized biceps even for one so huge playing a basic rock beat on a kit the size of Bristol with the sound of entire villages being ripped from the ground with every hit.

This is such a pussy comp!

Okay, then. What do you think of this tracklist....

AC/DC - Back in Black
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC - Highway to Hell
AC/DC - Let There Be Rock
AC/DC - TNT
AC/DC - What's Next To The Moon
Acid Bath - Paegan Love Song
Agression - Salty Leather
And Oceans - Esprit de Corps
Anthrax - I'm the Man (Def Uncensored Version)
Public Enemy and Anthrax - Bring the Noise
Asia - Heat of the Moment
Billy Squier - Everybody Wants You
Black Sabbath - Never Say Die
Blood Red Dogs - Lizzy Gone Bad
Blood Red Dogs - Wrong Side of Town
Blue Öyster Cult - Godzilla
Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine
Candiria - Without Water
Cannibal Corpse - No Remorse (Metallica Cover)
Carfax Abbey - Love Hate Kind
Carnal Forge - Covered with Fire (I'm in Hell
Celtic Frost - Circle of Tyrants
Chris Haskett - Sly Larry's Wanna-B Side
Cipher - Defenseless
Cradle of Filth - The Black Goddess Rises II
Cradle Of Filth - To Eve The Art Of Witchcraft
Cradle of Thorns - Shout at the Devil
Creamin Jesus - Reptile
Crumbsuckers - Jimmie's Dream
Cryptopsy - Shroud
Damnation AD - Fallacies
Damnation AD - Wait for the Day
Datsuns - MF From Hell
Death Angel - Road Mutants
Decry - Ressurection
Def Leppard - Photograph
Dimmu Borgir - Burn in hell
Dissucks - Punx in Pampers
Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky
Faith No More - Caffeine
Faster Pussycat - Bathroom Wall
Faster Pussycat - House Of Pain
Forsaken - Betrayal Between Individuals
Godflesh - Christbait Rising
Great White - Living Loving Maid (Live)
Great White - Ramble On (Live)
Great White - Ready For Love
Guns N' Roses - Ain't it Fun
Guns N' Roses - Sympathy For the Devil
Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
GWAR - Asian People
Haste - Confessions of a Lesser Known
Hate O Four - All My Sons
Helmet - Unsung
Hogan's Heroes - Corporate Life
Hurricane - River Gold
Iced Earth - Jack
Ink and Dagger - The Fine Art of Original Sin
Iron Maiden - Flight of Icarus
Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name
Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills
Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Jag Panzer - Take it to the Sky
James Hetfield - Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out Of Hand?
Jet Boy - Little Teaser
Judas Priest - Breakin' The Law
Judas Priest - Hell Bent For Leather
Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
King Kobra - Mean Street Machine
Kiss - I Was Made For Lovin' You
Kraut - Flossing with an E String
LA Guns - Sex Action
Led Zeppelin - The Ocean
Lita Ford - Close My Eyes Forever (Live)
Lita Ford - Kiss Me Deadly (Live)
Love-Hate - Black Out
Lustmord and Wargasm (Cradle of Filth) - The Lick of Carnivorous Winds
Lynch Mob - Tooth and Nail
Madball - Hold it Down
Megadeth - Anarchy in the U.K.
Megadeth - Hangar 18
Megadeth - Holy Wars...
Megadeth, Nine Inch Nails and Pantera - Symphony of Destruction (Gristle)
Metallica - 53rd And 3rd
Metallica - Fade to Black
Metallica - Hit the Lights (1982 Demo ft.
Metallica - Jump In The Fire
Michael Monroe - Make It Go Away
Motörhead - Ace of Spades
Motörhead - Go to Hell
Motörhead - Stay Clean
Napalm Death - Blind Justice (Agnostic Front Cover)
Nevermore - The Alver Dragon has Come
Night Ranger - Sister Christian (Live)
Nuclear Assault - Brainwashed
Onward - Witches Winter Eternal
Orange 9mm - 604
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (Live)
Ozzy Osbourne - Dreamer
Ozzy Osbourne - Suicide Solution
Probot - Access Babylon (with Mike Dean
Probot (w/ Tom G Warrior of Celtic Frost) - Big Sky
Puddle Of Mudd - Control
QuasiMofo - Bash2YoFace
Ratt - I Want A Woman
Rob Zombie - Blitzkrieg Bop
Rob Zombie - Children of the Grave
Ronnie James Dio and Yngwie Malmsteen - Dream On
The Runaways - Neon Angels on the Road to Ruin
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
Speedealer - Screamer
Seven Year Bitch - 8 Ball Deluxe
Shok Paris - Away Too Long
Sigh - Corpsecry
Skinlab - Come 'n' Get It (Demo)
Slayer - Angel Of Death
Slayer - Dead Skin Mask
Slayer - Mandatory Suicide
Slayer - War Ensemble
Snapcase - She Suffocates
Stevie Rachelle and Tuff - Lights
Straight Faced - Happy
Stuck Mojo - Ten Years
Suicidal Tendencies - I Saw Your Mommy (Metal Version)
Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
Tad Morose - Another Time Around
Testament - Into The Pit
Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation
Thin Lizzy - Waiting For An Alibi
Throwdown - Baby Got Back
Union - Around Again
Van Halen - Big Trouble
Van Halen - Dance The Night Away
Van Halen - Jamie's Cryin'
Van Halen - Right Now
Van Halen - Where Have all the Good Times Gone?
Venom - Black Metal
Venom - Rip Ride
Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force - Rising Force

Granted, that mix is very tentative and incomplete.

anyhow...back to the list at the top of the thread...
I keep looking at these two:

Golden Earring - Radar Love
Yes – Owner Of A Lonely Heart

...and I can't even imagine anybody, nobody how drunk they are, "headbanging" to either of these tunes. Even ironically, as a joke.

Both were mustache vendors (along with Bryan Ferry) taking a last-ditch stab at pop success via VIDEO ROCK.

Jojo Gunne?

I'd hope the metal-leaning subjects of the crown would rather get behind this:

http://www.live4metal.com/soundofthebeast-r268.jpg

Bonus CD you should find:

Lugubrum -- Spittum in Throatum
Casus Inferis -- Lucifer Flatus
Ypres in Flanders -- Gangrenous
Candiru -- Catfish in the Penis
Yyrkoon -- Eldritch Pantaloon
Erich Zann -- Azathoth, Cthulhu & Me
Acker's Cock -- Peyronie's Curse
Hypospadia -- Look This Up
Cochlea -- Def Metal
Ohren -- Def Before Dishonor
Hearse -- Did You Ever Think When the Hearse Went By?
Rotting Christ -- That You Might Be The Next to Die
Deathlore -- The Worms Crawl In, The Worms Crawl Out
Draconian -- The Ants Play Pinochle On Your Snout

This is an !!!!!!KILLER MIX!!!!!!

Enough to warrant that. Disc two sucks. Star with Killer Queen and end with More than a Feeling? I like that idea.

Yeah, but is it MEH-TUL?