Give a night of classical music a lamely trendy name to try to appeal to the young

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Mozart Roxx Dude

― moley, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Bach in Black

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

There was an open air gig in Hull last summer called "Orchestral Manouvres in the Park". I don't think this would appeal to young people though.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

G-String

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Your suggestions are nowhere near lame enough. They are too clever.

To give you an example from real life, What's All This Fuss About Faure - now that raises the bar a bit, don't you agree?

― moley, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Moz:Art!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Spinnin' some Sibelius
WTF, Handel?
Fugues N' Shit
Those Ringtones Came From Somewhere, You Know

― b-bone, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! Now we're getting really lame.

― ,moley, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Classicizzle fo' Rizzle

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Those Ringtones Came From Somewhere, You Know

That's fantastic.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Rach Your Body.
unCaged.
Satie is Phat-ie.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Toccata to the Handl

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Mahler? I hardly know her!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Beethoven Was Def.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You say Carmina, I say Carmana, Let's Carl the Whole Thing Orff

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

D'bussy

― darin (darin), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Wagnerrrrr

― darin (darin), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Mahlurr

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

is this what kelsey grammar's sketch show is like?

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Rock Me Amadeus! (the exclamation point is mandatory)

― mike a, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Rastakovich

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Reich N Roll

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

of course, unintended contingent of nazi byproduct must be dealt with. i suggest a free bratwurst and a gentle shove out the back door.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Messian' Around

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Back in my day, we called it: Fluid Neon Bright Shadows: The Music of Iannis Xenakis

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Get Yr Rachmaninovs! (done to death)

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Satien Sheets

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Fugue My Clef

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Going For Baroque
"Chi" Kovski and The Get Fresh Crew
Da Beat Oven

― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The Twinkling Paradise of Majestic Soaring Eagles and Assorted Majesty Of A Mammoth Timpani's Resounding

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it might have been funny if after this I had said, "Oops, wrong thread."

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Eat My Fugue" the NY Philharmonic Celebrates the Works of GG Allin

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That would have been funny. You should have done it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hayden the Salami

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I migh have. Perhaps I should've. Maybe I'll save that really funny joke for a better instance though. I'm sure it will happen. And when it does. I'll be ready.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

what if it doesn't get Excelsiored though?

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

In case "Hayden" is mispronounced above:

Don't Be Hayden The Player, Be Hayden The Game

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I won't check and then I'll have the luxury of assuming it did! (x-post)

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd Rather Be Chopin

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Chopin Broccoli

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Glitched on Bach

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

FREE YO-YOs

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Lick My Love Pump

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

A Forty of Beethoven

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Baby's Got Bach

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Beethoven Symphony no. 3 (Erotica)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

bach that ass up

ravelations: a musical apocalypse

― jake b. (cerybut), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Rachmaninoff? RachmaninON!

Jiggle the Handel

Yo! Yo' Ma!

Kings of Leon present: (Molly's) Chamber Music

HOzart!

Queer Eye for the Russian Composer (Tchaikovsky!)

Gettin' Orff.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

FREE CIGARETTES

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Start Chopin (depending on your definition of young)
It's Only Baroque'n'Roll (But You'll Like It)
Can You Handel It?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Pictures of an Exhibitionist

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Boleroes In Different Area Codes

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Mothafuckin' Mozart

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a(n empty) CD (case) titled something like Long Hair, Loud Noise, from a label that was trying to pitch classical music to the "alternative" set.

Gustav Mahler is the Original Noize Dood!
Carmina Burana: This Crunk Gets Medieval on Yo' Ass!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The Mozart of Noise
Classical Musics: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bach & Hayden

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Only Baroque'n'Roll (But You'll Like It)
Can You Handel It?

-- ailsa

hahahahaha

― moley (moley), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.acme.cg.yu/slike/DIVXslike/1775.jpg

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

dvorak test

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

berlioz tapes

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Twelve-tone Loc

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Put it on your Chopin Liszt
Satie's Factory
Get to the Bottom of the Ninth
Carlo Gesualdo Bitchkillah
World Wide Webern

― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a Riot Going On – the music of Stravinsky
featuring
Oedipus Rex: Original Motherfucker
The Rite of Spring: Hot Teen Action
Perséphone: Deathbitch Two-Double-Oh-Five

― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hal Leonard's guitar method book is kind of a staple. It's a good serviceable book but not one that's terribly exciting to many teen boys. In the store the other day I noticed they've put out a "rock method". It's basically the exact same book but in Comic Sans MS font with the songs retitled. "Ode to Joy" is "Ode to Joyful Rock". "Skip to My Lou" is "Rock to My Lou".

― the fucker that will burn you (sundar), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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