The Web site I Love Music appears to be a bulletin board where music lovers can discuss music, but many of the questions posed on the site are in fact invitations to a list-making. One suggested topic was "the foxiest rock critic." Another was "You owned more than one album by them, you listened to them fairly often, you knew in your heart of hearts that they really weren't very good."
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)
(xpost)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)
Please Post Pictures Of Vincent Garber & Treat Williams Cuz Whenever I See Them On Alias Or Everwood I Think Of Godspell & Hair And It Brings Back Such Sweet Memories!
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)
How Much Money Would It Take For You To Listen To All These Asia Albums?
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― hoi polloi, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)
"only time will tell" is a way better song than "heat of the moment."
Why did it not occur to me until this second that the first two Asia singles and their biggest hits are complete and totally OPPOSITE phrases in terms of intent?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― f--gg (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― hoi polloi, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― f--gg (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)
If I had that, you had Limp Bizkit, and we all suffered. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― f--gg (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)
there is a lot of meat in the idea that the internet hasn't opened up new avenues of fact so much as opinion, but this doesn't really cut it. plus it's clear she looked at a new answers page once last week and that's about it. haaaaaack.
― f--gg (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― hoi polloi, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Atnevon (Atnevon), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― hoi polloi, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)
Published: March 29, 2005
Do you remember Charles and Ray Eames's 1977 film "Powers of Ten," in which the camera zooms back from the surface of the Earth to a far-off point in space? As the details of the planet recede and vanish, new features of the universe appear. Before you know it, you've been sucked into another order entirely.
Sometimes the Internet is like that. The traditional objects of culture - books, movies, art - are becoming ever more distant. In their place are reviews of reviews, museums of museums and many, many lists.
Ron Hogan, who writes a literary blog called Beatrice.com, recently began a second blog, Beatrix: A Book Review Review. He's not the only one reviewing reviewers. The blogs Bookdwarf, Conversational Reading, The Elegant Variation, Golden Rule Jones, The Reading Experience and Confessions of an Idiosyncratic Mind - all gloss, grade or review other people's book reviews. On Gawker.com, a writer known as Intern Alexis reviews The New York Times Book Review.
The site Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant also bears down on The New York Times Book Review and its editor, Sam Tanenhaus. Each week the site posts "The Sam Tanenhaus Brownie Watch." It is an act of counting. It compares, among other things, the number of pages devoted to fiction versus nonfiction and the number of women assigned to review nonfiction, promisingthat if there are enough fiction pages or enough women Mr. Tanenhaus will be sent a brownie. Otherwise, "the brownie will be denied."
Most book-review reviews are summary, to say the least. Their main purpose, it seems, is to get noticed and linked to by more popular blogs. This, for example, was Golden Rule Jones's assessment of The Chicago Tribune's book coverage on Sunday: "What I liked: Good numbers; timely, worthwhile selections. What I didn't like: Reviews are a little skimpy."
What about the other traditional objects of culture: movies, music and art? They, too, are becoming distant objects on the Web.
The Museum of Online Museums site lists Web links not only to real museums and exhibitions but also to museums of odd objects (old Christmas lights, microphones and casino matchbook covers) and, yes, even to a museum of lists.
As these examples suggest, many lists on the Web have distance built into them. Respondents comment less on objects of culture than on themselves, their taste and their memory. The narcissistic lure can be irresistible.
Consider a Web diversion recently cooked up by Laura Demanski, a Chicago-based writer and book reviewer, better known on the Web as Our Girl in Chicago (or simply OGIC), who sometimes posts on Terry Teachout's blog, About Last Night. She asked her readers to list the first five movie quotes that popped into their heads.
Some 200 quotes came in. "Casablanca" topped the list with seven mentions, each one with a different quote. The most-cited movie quote of all came from "Network," which the Web site gives as : "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" And there was a six-way tie for shortest quote:
"Stella!" ("A Streetcar Named Desire")
"Thirty-six?" ("Clerks")
"Plastics." ("The Graduate")
"Willoughby!!!!" ("Sense and Sensibility")
"Sincerely." ("Stand By Me")
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!" ("Star Trek II")
Ms. Demanski promises "a few general observations" about movie memory. What she really delivers, though, is a great set of lists.
Not all lists are so much fun. There are plenty of boring lists on the Web. Everyday, Web contests list their winners. Every blog has a running tab of favorite Web sites. Many of them take a good part of a minute to scroll through.
And then there are the Amazonian lists, those offered up by sites like Filmaffinity.com, Muiscplasma.com and Music-map.com. Once you reveal a book, film or musician you already like, these sites will "tell what you will like," Sarah Lazarovic writes on the Web site CBC.ca. Such lists, she writes, are "supplanting the good old-fashioned review as the primary way for consumers to discover new music, movies and literature."
In other words, the review is being replaced by a shopping list. Which brings out something important about the economy of the Web. The more lists you're on, the more you're wanted. The premier compliment for a Weblog is to be listed (or linked) by lots of other blogs. The Truth Laid Bear keeps a list of the most-linked sites, a "blogosphere ecosystem." It's like the Social Register.
The Web is not really a web after all. It is a list of lists.
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)
1. Stephen holden didn't write it. he would have lauded us for condemning America's, "culture of mediocrity [that] threatens the security of audiences conditioned to believe that bigger and coarser are better."
― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)
I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you. If I was young it didn't stop you coming through.o ah o...
And now you find yourself in 82The disco hotspots hold no charm for youYou can’t concern yourself with bigger thingsYou catch the pearl and ride the dragon’s wings
And then you just sing whichever chorus you want, they both work.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Guess What My New Favorite Word Is (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)
Holy shit, ILM is an Italian family.
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Gollum (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)
The 'List records with a p in the title that were released in April' threads are a significant big part of ILM these days (lamentably, in my view, but whatever turns you on).
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)
a) Lists have always been a significant part of ILM.b) There is still a thriving non-trivial percentage of threads devoted to debate/FITE (even if 90% of them revolve around P&J).c) See, I am making a list to make my point! I'm so clever.d) -cious.
(xpost: BAHcious)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)
This "objects of culture" thing is crap. You can comment on "objects of art" and claim that the art carries around its own message, but anything cultural can't exist in a vacuum. We bring our personal views to the table, so ILX is like a microcosm (albeit, a very select sample) of the world at large. Cultural crit is all about analyzing reaction shots, even if it's your own.
― mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)
I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN AND TO WASTE TIME WHEN I'M STUCK ON SOMETHING AT WORK!
MAKING LISTS IS KINDA FUN SOMETIMES. SO, YOUR OBJECTS OF ART CAN BLOW ME. MY POSTS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT CULTURE. THEY MEAN THAT I'M BORED AND I FEEL LIKE GOOFING AROUND ON A WEBSITE, SO:
TALKTOTHE HAND!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)
(Guess which word I just looked up?)
(Hint: it starts w/ an "a".)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― n_rq, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)
There's lists and there's lists. The kind of lists I was talking about are the ones that have nothing to do with the music, but are kind of abstract exercises in listmaking according to some arbitrary criterion. The 'trainspotter' guy thing.
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)
-- Lisp Nerd
― phil jones (interstar), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jeff W (zebedee), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)
what ms. boxer seems to have missed is that message boards, like ILM, are places for opinion...thus we get what we expect and we goddamned enjoy it (if even just as procrastination). criticizing something for being what it intends to be is pretty piss-poor.
if she spent more than an hour writing this she really ought to consider another line of work. and now we're validating her bad work But enjoying ourselves rightly).
― b b, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of LISP FOREVER (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)
1 - If I was young it didn't stop you coming through. why should someone's age affect their radio's reception?
2 - "riding the dragon" is some druggie shit, but what the hell is "catching the pearl"?
...it's not really a list if it only has two items, is it......
― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)
"Sole Survivor" is the best Asia track, idiots.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)
First Asia album is noiece.
― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)
Bananas.
― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)
and then of your favourite banana-related songs.
― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)
Luh-luh-luhLuh-luh-luh-luh
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)
I haven't seen the show in over a decade and a half, but I can still remember that theme song PERFECTLY. That's one great object of culture right there!
― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)
Right now, "Heat of the Moment". I'd forgotten he sings about riding the dragon's wings.
-- sundar subramanian (sundar_subramanian200...), March 30th, 2005.
Wow, that "now your looks are gone and you're all alone" bit is way more brutal than I realized this song gets. I'd forgotten all the demi-prog breaks too.
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)
here she misses a central truth. loving music is an intensely personal experience, profoundly shaping taste and drawing on a complex web of memories and desires. the autobiographical urge is a natural extension of our deep collective obsession, not just another outlet for shallow self-absorbtion.
― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)
http://g.myspace.com/00043/26/22/43372262_l.jpg
― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)
Go bananas, go-go bananas...
― Broken Hipster (Broken Hipster), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)
whoa, that picture.
― frontiersman's meat coaster (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 January 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)
it's the paper of record and til you better stop wasting my fucking time.
― ian, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)