High concept sex reviews: pt.69 in a series of ooh-la-la, la lala lala laa

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As pioneered(?) by Robert Christgau.

Review more records, recent or otherwise, in this style please.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

did you get the cadence for the ooh-la-la's from deee-lite?

peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC as the Earl of Rochester reacting to Good Charlotte:

If by chance then I wake, hot-headed and drunk,
What a coil do I make for the loss of my punk!
I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage,
And missing my whore, I bugger my page.

(Well, maybe not the last bit.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps this was not one of my better ideas.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And yet I thank you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake It's Morning

Connor does this thing where he comes over to my house drunk and drooling at 3.am. and we have to sit and talk about Bob Dylan. The only way to get him to finally shut up is to fuck him, but then he cries afterwards.

Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Sara, you are a GENIUS.

Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)


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