http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/l/louis-xiv/best-little-secrets-are-kept.shtml
― Jack Landis, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)
now heres the goddamned thing. I happen to support all sorts of lunacy, but it better be good. and this ...
this is just poor.
its bad meltzer. thats all.
cheap.
good for the fork to consider trying new options, bad for never ever editing.
― b b, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)
to those of you that have heard more of the music: can mr. sylvester's fantasy situation function something like a script for a video to the music? if that works, i can be less put-off.
but i still think its cheap...he could have worked up the whole gag to a higher level. this seems a bit to easy.
― b b, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)
The Daft Punk review was better.
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)
"-Then what's wrong?-You don't have one."
WHOA. (Mind explodes).
I miss the days when Nick Sylvester was all in a huff about the mean popular kids from Los Angeles who think they're so cool.
― Waking Up Onstage at Jumbo's (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Um. By being a spineless, dick-swaggering caricature of better bands would be my guess.
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― biznotic, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― snotty moore, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)
(note: I have never heard anything by Louis XIV)
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)
The worst Pitchfork reviews, to me, are the ones that just randomly assign adjectives to older bands as references/comparisons, yet don't bother to explain the context, but do so in the name of trying to be clever or sound like they know what's up (but sound retarded instead.)
You actually get an idea of what the band sounds like in this review, if you get far enough.
― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Beta (abeta), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lee F# (fsharp), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Vestigal Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)
This is a pretty benign instance of PF giving in to its id and writing something purely "for the family"--it's really only a comprehensible review if you're already familiar with the discourse surrounding the band, so it's not for everyone. But within those parameters, it succeeds. I mean, at least it's actually critiquing the band's music in some way, not just harping on the image or "reviewing the reviews."
― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)
Maybe I know the names of Pitchfork writers because they have a lot more personality and style (whether you actually like it or not) than 90% of newspaper critics?
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)
Um, that's not true at all. The only thing I knew about the band before reading that review was their name; I haven't read any of the discourse surrounding them (and I don't count their name being mentioned in passing on an ILM thread as "discourse surrounding the band").
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― katie, a princess, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)
Of course, they've been on the OC, so maybe Dan is right. But that just adds to my actual point, which is that the review was pretty justifiable.
― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)
it seems that the approach was fair, but the exectution is somewhat thin. nick wrote a piece a little while ago about the MV & EE record. in this instance i felt the same. i didn't argue with his choice of format but with the actual writing. (in this acase a lot of personal information that wasn't crafted well enough to make a case for including it.)
i like that pitchfork is willing to go after different takes on music writing. but it does seems badly edited.
― b b, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)
I think this one is 10 x better than the Weezer single review. (I didn't think that review was bad at all, although it was a bit mean for my tastes.) Not quite the Daft Punk Daft Club review, either -- but not too many folks can top that one.
― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)
A 5.6 rating might have attracted less attention and therefore may have been a wiser call.
― ath, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)
And where is this fancy pants candyland where buying ANY record - let alone a record jobbed by a webzine - will get you laid?!?!? (If you say "college", I say "horn a potroast, Spanky".)
Blount, take yr pick!
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)
I'm guessing Nick's M.O. was to write a review that exhibited the his feelings for the record, describe it in a particular style, and get paid. *shrug*
Usually, that's the case with any Pitchfork review. (I stress "usually". I'm still suspect about the whole 0.0 rating that Travis Morrison's solo album got.)
― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)
Having never heard them, of course.
― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)
good guess
― scott pl. (scott pl.), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)
you really think it's harder to hack reviews for some print rag? you really think the quality of reviews (PR blurbs) in say Revolver or AP or Spin is higher? Really?
um really?
― william fields, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)
I dunno, it seems like making fun of a band for machismo and sexism is a little dumb (since it's present in 90% of rock music anyway, albeit usually to a lesser degree). I'd rather read exactly what about the music makes it bad, not making fun of the stereotype the band emulates. Plus criticizing the people behind the music is a little "holier than thou" and self-indulgent anyway. Meh.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― snotty moore, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― snotty moore, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)
I do not know why I can't stop laughing at that line a good eight minutes after first reading it. (Maybe it is because I am picturing it recited in the voice of Master Shake.)
― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 31 March 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― irrigation can save your people (irrigation can save your peopl), Thursday, 31 March 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)
And it is so very definitely Stormy saying that line.
― Telephonething, Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)
bleh.
i thought the punchline *was* weak, and some of the setup could have been better executed. but other parts were v. funny.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― cdwill, Thursday, 31 March 2005 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― JD from CDepot, Thursday, 31 March 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Amy Meacham, Thursday, 31 March 2005 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)
Diplo: We mixed a couple of tracks that night.Riff Central: Right. And then M.I.A. came.Diplo: Yes.Riff Central: I'm just saying.Diplo: ?
hehe
― poortheatre (poortheatre), Thursday, 31 March 2005 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)
I guess you didn't read the last line of the review.
― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 31 March 2005 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)
er, yeah! that makes a LOT of sense. it's so 'holier than thou' to criticize people. and talking about the people who made the record in the course of a review of same is just well self-indulgent.
― N_RQ, Thursday, 31 March 2005 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― the disabused, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― the disabused, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― the diabused, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― the disabused, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)
http://lovestarz.com/discoMuppets.jpg
followed closely by Louis XIV.
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)
"I said sing ... sing me a song And bang me like the girls in Hong Kong I know I ... I know I, I ain't correct But politics are so much better when they're sex."
If I misquote, my bad. Lead dude's drunken wanna-be-Stoned drawl kinda mulches some of the lyrics.
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)
(My own chief annoyance with Louis XIV is the idea of them instead of Rocket et al getting more attention as the San Diego band of choice, which while understandable in the 'new fresh young thing' scheme of the universe, is still galling. That Louis XIV seem to be outright jerks to boot makes it easier to hate.)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)
Louis XIV will be remembered as much as Soulcracker.
― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)
-- Tim Ellison
CORRECT, AND WELL-PLAYED, SIR!
― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)
It reminds me of people who bitch about the Simpson's decline but will still go so far as to tape it every Sunday and continue to ridicule it. I'm not much better myself though.
― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)