the thread where we list things we dislike about M.I.A.'s ARULAR

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1. the hype, obviously (but that's not her fault...)
2. her incredibly weak voice -- don't know if it's the way it's mixed, or if she just doesn't have a strong voice, but geesh...

PB, Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Samey, samey, samey.

Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The backing on "Bingo."

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It's too short.

Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is this again?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dissensus.com/

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact that I don't own it yet.

Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

WHATCANIGETFAHFIVEDOLLAH

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Was "Do Ya" recorded after the album was released? Because it really should have been on the album instead of some of the skits.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

it doesn't take my trousers down for me when i visit the can

Sven Basted (blueski), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

it doesn't tuck me into bed at night, kiss me softly on the forehead and then occasionally smell my hair while i am sleeping

Sven Basted (blueski), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

the ads I see around NYC with "Pull up the people, pull up the poor" on them.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the video for "Sunshowas"

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the first three or four tracks on the album

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kind of annoyed that they merged "Galang" and "Pop" into one track on the CD.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

that we gave it an A+ on Stylus

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it makes her shows sell out so damn quickly

lemin (lemin), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it brings out the anonymous fuckhead trolls on ILM

Sven Basted (blueski), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I mentioned this on another thread, but am I the only one who finds that wild glissando/war-whoop she sometimes throws in on certain syllables to be somewhat overused? Maybe once or twice would be okay for variety, but she does it all the time. It gets kind of grating - like her pitch is constantly bouncing off the ceiling. I still haven't figured out where she got it from, but I wish she'd find a new vocal tic.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It does have a monochromatic aural palette but I think that ends up being a strength rather than a weakness.

I do think that "Galang" is wildly, massively overrated as far as her performance on it is concerned. The beat develops into a total monster but her vocal is completely uninvolving; she's way more convincing on every other song on the album.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

3)I know lots of folks like to talk about her politics or seeming attempt to use "revolutionary politics" in her music, but just what is she saying in 10 Dollar? The young Chinese girl provides favors for money and then she (or possibly someone else) becomes a Dial-A-Bride from Sri Lanka and then she gets tired of her man and says See Ya. But what's the real point? Is this showing empowerment and the ability to get what you want despite your circumstances, in essence saying that becoming a Dial-A-Bride can be a good out? Or is it simply telling a story? What are we supposed to take from this? It would seem to be triumphant, but it's actually quite sad. Is that the point?

4)Also, why is the hidden track after Galang (on the US version) not just a separate track and what's its name?

matt2 (matt2), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not revolutionary

jj, Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It's called "Pop" or "MIA", Matt.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

no, on PFT 'MIA' is something completely different - the one which goes 'ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba' in that playground chant. The one which is called 'MIA' on Arular is labelled 'Pop' on PFT. it's incredibly confusing.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

the first three or four tracks on the album
-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...), March 31st, 2005 10:51 AM. (The Good Dr. Bill) (later)

You are insane.

I also can't decide whether the sameyness of the album is a good thing or a bad thing.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

A good thing, as per Dan's observation. I am interested in hearing it on disc if Alex's comments about the bass are to be believed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I know someone who has the CD but is still all like 'ehhh, it sounds like it's been mastered for mp3'.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like the buildup to the "doin' for the peeps, peace" bit on Sunshowers. She sounds incredibly bored.

Also Freedom Fighter Skit.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ah but Matt, Freedom Fighter Skit has been excised from the final version so we can pretend it never existed.

I like some of the PFT versions better than the Arular originals ('Sunshowers', 'URAQT' and 'Fire Fire' in particular).

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, and the first track.

And the paucity of lyrics on "Pull Up The People."

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Could use a bit more low-end in the production... "Galang" (by itself) should be the first song. "pull up the people" I could live without. But that one with the Quincy Jones sample should be on there. Also, like all cd's, it should cost $5. Otherwise, probably the best overhyped record I've ever heard. She got charisma

666 (Robust Cookies), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"do ya" is terrible, it would've easily been the worst thing on the album, i'm glad it's not there.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The hate for "Pull Up the People" is astounding! It's easily the best song on the album!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Good album with imagery/hype/etc surrounding it that makes it sound great in music columns.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm more curious if PB ever came to grips with Alex liking Killing Joke.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This album is not the great! I like "Amazon" a lot though.

absolutego (ex machina), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't even bother hearing it yet. Maybe someday.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

All of the backbeat tunes are way cornier than the others (Bucky Done Gone, Bingo, etc.), baile funk or no.

The glissando that Nate mentions reminds me of Siouxsie Sioux sometimes (this is not a bad thing).

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why people like the synth horns (or maybe they're sampled, I'm not sure) in Bucky Done Gone, it grates every time I hear them.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

My favorite track is Fire Fire btw.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The glissando that Nate mentions reminds me of Siouxsie Sioux sometimes (this is not a bad thing).

yes yes yes!! I'm also reminded of the Slits in places.

666 (Robust Cookies), Thursday, 31 March 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How many times do I have to keep hearing "Hey Ya" on the radio?

white boi, Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm more curious if PB ever came to grips with Alex liking Killing Joke.
-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (speed.to.roa...), March 31st, 2005.

Wow, what did you do, write my name down for future reference? Your memory is incredible. And yes, i have noticed a distinct reduction in Killing Joke references.

Also, whoever said MIA's vocals sound "uninvolved" is OTM.

PB, Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why people like the synth horns (or maybe they're sampled, I'm not sure) in Bucky Done Gone, it grates every time I hear them.

It's a sample of the "Rocky" theme!!!!!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, whoever said MIA's vocals sound "uninvolved" is OTM

i say the brilliant holler-wailing at the end of 'Galang' refutes this

Sven Basted (blueski), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

On the one hand, the genius of "Galang" is how the track builds, both in the backing music and in the vocals, into a gigantic monster juggernaut that wants to steamroller into your living room and make you do the dip-'n'-slide. However, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO TAKE OVER TWO MINUTES FOR HER VOCALS TO CATCH UP TO THE AWESOME HEIGHTS THAT THE MUSIC GETS TO????? Christ on a stick, it's like Human After All-era Daft Punk arranged it on a bad day.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I thought I remembered Diplo saying that they wanted it to be the Rocky theme but couldn't use it for legal reasons, so they recreated it. Anyway, even if it is a direct sample, I hate the way it's chopped up.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The CD is a big improvement sound quality wise. That said, I was in love with it on .mp3 anyway, so your opinion may not change.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Rocky theme is credited in the liner notes.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) The booklet states: Incorporating elements of 'Theme From Rocky' written by Conti/Robbins/Conners, published by EMI United Partnership LTD.

In case my above ranting wasn't clear; the backing track for "Galang" steadily builds over the course of the track but her vocals are completely static throughout the entire song with a slight bump-bup in energy when she starts singing at the end which is STILL done in a complete flat-affect manner that doesn't even serve as a good juxtaposition with the increasingly active backing track. This is highlighted by the fact that her vocals on "Pop" are active and charasmatic as hell.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not PFT.

Her dancing on the "Galang" video is quite laughable. It's not synched up properly or something.

Aaron Ef. (aaron ef.), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

people are going to put themselves in the hospital the way they bend over backwards trying to pretend it's a bad record

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I like a lot of the beats on Arular better than the ones on PFT. Double-time clave beats >>> hip-hop backbeat.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The album is WAY better than PFT which I've only really listened through once or twice. I listen to the album all the time - it's *new music* which I like more than slightly tired hip-hop mash-ups. I'd say that Sanford & Son has less to do with MIA than baile funk or her supposedly problematic politics.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 2 May 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

mash-ups done right can also be "new" and I also find the overstuffed freak-funk vibe on PFT is > than the streamlined Arular, but maybe not by much. the "official album" is just not as much fun to dance to, and i don't understand why some people have hernias if anyone dares to criticize it

Vikramadithya IX (Vic), Monday, 2 May 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

funny to note though, I heard Bucky Done Gone and 10 Dollar in a gay drinking (not dancing. at all.) bar a few nights ago, very early in the evening. she's "arrived" in toto if she's hit the most mundane of west hollywood's watering holes. and Arthur was gettin requests (for Sunshowers and Bucky - not even the single!) and "props" for playin her at Akbar on Sat night... quite amusing.

she was on "morning becomes eclecctic" this morning btw, and it was interesting.

i hate nick harcourt's voice.

Vikramadithya IX (Vic), Monday, 2 May 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sunshowers" is maybe the most danceable song in the world right now at this very second.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 May 2005 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Excellent interview on KCRW this morning available here:
http://kcrw.com/smil/mb050502MIA.ram

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 2 May 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

There is *something* about the album that makes me resist loving it completely (it would still be top ten of the year to date for me though). I disagree or at least don't connect with most of the reasons put forward by the M.I.A.-haters, but at the same I'm not quite sure what the asnswer actually is in my case.

I have observed that I tend to prefer the songs where the sense of M.I.A.-as-M.I.A. is less overwhelming (e.g. "Bingo", "Amazon" and "U.R.A.Q.T." over "Pull Up The People", "Fire Fire" and "Sunshowers") but I haven't been able to transform this into a maxim yet.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like how it still sounds really annoying and mediocre every couple weeks when I try to give it another listen.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

tracks which are better on PFT: 'Sunshowers' (so so much better!), 'Fire Fire', 'URAQT' (though MIA apparently agrees on that last one and put it on Arular instead of the 'original')

tracks which are better on Arular: 'Bucky Done Gun', 'Amazon', '10 Dollar', 'Galang', 'MIA'

I know someone who pretty much thinks exactly like Tim about Arular, ie disagreeing with the MIA-haters but also thinking that Arular, despite sounding incredible at its best, doesn't work as an album. I'm not actually sure whether I agree because although I love it, I certainly don't think it's Best Album Evah!!! - I don't know whether the flaws he focuses on are the same as the ones I overlook in favour of the insanely catchy hooks, or whether his (and Tim's?) dissatisfaction is due to something else entirely. Essentially, I find myself putting the CD on to listen to on a track-by-track basis, and rarely listen to it as an album, but I'm not sure that this matters.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 2 May 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I agree completely with that track breakdown Lex! "Sunshowers" on PFT is one of my absolute favourites, whereas on Arular it's one of the relatively weaker moments (though still good).

Yeah the album works really well as individual tracks, it'll be great for compilations I imagine (I'm planning a CD for a friend that starts with "Amazon" and then goes into "On & On"). There are no real weak tracks I reckon but the overall er "vibe" starts to bug me a bit and some tracks seem more connected to that than others. I'm aware that this vibe might be something I'm inferring which is not *necessarily* there.

Jess was right when he said M.I.A. was more likeable before all the socio-political/self-conscious positioning context stuff came into the picture.... when she was a phenomenon one could consider alongside Miss Dynamite or Lady Stush or Alesha from Mis-Teeq rather than as something quite distinct or separate, by virtue of politics or critical self-reflection or whatever.

The interesting thing about Reynolds suggesting the album is basically a journalistic critical response to "shanty house" urban diaspora etc etc in music form is that this is precisely where the album fails for me... or, rather, when it succeeds most, it's paradoxically because the "knowledge" aspect falls away in favour of a less self-conscious 'pop' engagement - "Amazon" is probably my favourite moment on the album because its take on urban diaspora is more Mis-Teeq than it is DJ/Rupture, more about synthesising disparate influences in the service of the song-qua-song than establishing a position in relation to a particular style (likewise I maybe like "Hombre" more than "Bucky Done Gun" because the former feels like a failed stab at reggaeton, which is more interesting to me than the latter's fait accompli perfect replication of baile funk). But these observations are so dependent on the listener's position ultimately - what would "Bucky Done Gun" mean to someone who had never heard baile funk?

It's interesting though that I find it so difficult to avoid thinking about these things, to just rate it in terms of the "fun factor" - before hearing the album I expected I would be able to. This is teased out on that K-Punk thread on Pop but I guess the answer is that enjoyment is never not contextualised in some form of another (ie. you never hear a record not in relation to other records; the sets of relations are just different from listener to listener).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"10 Dollar" is my favorite track on the album because it really gets me up and dancing (I've got a MIA "move" down for that track). I should note that I have no idea what the lyrics are saying specifically.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'll look to see if this album is in Best Buy when I swing by there tomorrow, just to see if it *is* there at all. Might be telling.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

u should beware that if we ever see your "MIA move" it might not be yours much longer

Vikramadithya IX, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll thieve it in the night and patent it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, they have it at Best Buy.

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim, I think you might like "Hombre" better than "Bucky Done Gun" because "Hombre" is the best song on the album.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont get how everyone thought she was remotely revolutionary or whatever - shes about as lyrically militant or radical as missy elliot. shes more musically revolutionary, really.

anonymousfuckhead, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

backlash! backlash! backlash!

dmun, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

people are going to put themselves in the hospital the way they bend over backwards trying to pretend it's a bad record

i think it's the best thing i've ever heard now that i've been told so enough times!

stelfox, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

when it succeeds most, it's paradoxically because the "knowledge" aspect falls away in favour of a less self-conscious 'pop' engagement

this makes a lot of sense to me: the songs I keep returning to are the ones where MIA is more like a magpie collecting the shiniest elements of whatever genres take her fancy at that moment, and in that sense Richard X is the perfect collaborator for her (no coincidence that '10 Dollar' and 'Amazon' are my favourites, as well as the equally overtly-pop 'URAQT'. Though ironically I see 'Hombre' and 'Bucky Done Gun' the other way round from you - the latter, with its Rocky sample and that astonishing, electric cut-up stutter vocal towards the end strikes me as more of a magpie moment than 'Hombre'.

I like the tension throughout between these two poles, though, as if MIA's continually torn between her desire to make an authentic 'scene' album (to 'fit in', though she can't decide exactly where she wants to do this), but also her desire to showcase all the tricks she's learnt from other scenes. It really is a total 2nd-gen immigrant record!

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Honestly, I didn't appreciate "Sunshowers" or "Galang" at all until I actually started paying attention to what she was saying (and got a little bit of the backstory behind "Sunshowers"), so I don't think you can really divorce the political cherrypicking from the enjoyability of the album.

Also, I'm not really into "10 Dollar" at all. The beat is great but I'd rather listen to everything else on the album, including skits, except for "Bingo".

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I just got this and know literally nothing about MIA other than I rather like it. Excuse me for asking but what is PFT?

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Piracy Funds Terrorism Vol. 1" the MIA/Diplo mix CD that came out last year, previewing many of the tracks on "Arular" in different incarnations.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

PFT is the noise people make when posed with yet another ILM MIA thread, just a bit extended. 'pfffffffttttt'

ppp, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

what would "Bucky Done Gun" mean to someone who had never heard baile funk?

I like this song a bit more after hearing some of the Brazilian stuff, but when I first dl'ed it I thought it was an inexcusably cheesy try at electro with a totally stock beat.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I still haven't gotten into "Arular" as much as I enjoy listening to "PFT". I think I need to give it more of a chance, though. "PFT" seems to flow better, for one thing, and the rhythms are more consistently danceable, I think.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a decent, mostly very favorable, largely interview-based, article about her in Global Rhythms, 06/05. "In the beginning it was a little bit of a fight an I had to stick to my guns. People were going, 'We want a Hindi-Indi intro to "Galang" [her breakthrough hit], and we want you to do the verse in Tamil.' And I was like, 'No, I'm not going to do that.' Then the Indian people were like, 'You're not going to perform on our stage unless you get a band,' and I was like, 'Well, I'm not going to do that.' And then the urban people were like, 'We're not going to play "Galang" on our radio because it's not coming out of whatever, whatever, whatever, and the indie kids get it so it doesn't belong to us.
"I thought that was really important when I hear people like Missy and Timbaland doing Indian beats and melodies, and everyone else using those hooks. There's no Indian people representing that, and then you're like, 'Why? We're going to represent our own thing, and we're going to take Timbaland beats and this is what we're going to do with it.' I didn't mind if I sacrified sellign nicely in aisles in Tower Records where it said Urban Music. It was all right because at that point I had learned how to live on $30 a week. Artists shouldn't have to change the way they think to make retail life easy."

Which doesn't make me like her any more, but it's mildly interesting. $30 a week though? Really?

'We're not going to play "Galang" on our radio because it's not coming out of whatever, whateve, whatever, and the indie

RS, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

What happened there?

RS_LaRue (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The Vegas view.

JoB (JoB), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer not to thread (for I fear the apoplexy would kill him).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That is maybe the most laughable review I've ever seen! Does this guy call Ludacris "Chris Bridges"?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the Vegas dude forgot to add "I hear she's posh"

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, they got the cheap part right, because all of the dozen tracks here sound like they were wrung from a sequencer. Oh wait, they were!

The words here read like they were written for the Las Vegas Weekly Arts + Culture section. Oh wait, they were!

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2005/05/05/images/cover050505.jpg

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

and "She's not really a refugee, she went to college for fuck's sake!"

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Arulpragasam (or MIA, as she hopes the media will call her) lays down flat, annoying vocals to tracks with names like "Bucky Done Gun" and "Freedom Skit."

I want this guy to review Li'l Jon IMMEDIATELY.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel bad about the blanket Las Vegas Weekly panning, I'm sure there are worthwhile things in it, but this is not one of them!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

If you want to have fun checking out what else Martin Stein has written for them, start here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

From a group piece on the ultimate summer song, from last August:

The ideal summer song has several attributes. It has to be lighthearted. After all, no one wants to be driving with the top down, headed for the lake, listening to a tune about how our society is evil and responsible for all the ills of the world. (OK, maybe Goth kids, but they don't drive with the top down.) It must be insanely popular, so there's no escaping it. I'm talking "Macarena"-level popularity, to the point that it drives any other thought from your head. It requires some sort of dance or moves attached to it, again like the "Macarena," because summer is about nothing if not shimmying, gamboling and cavorting. And clapping. Clapping certainly counts. And it absotively needs to be something that can be sung along to, even after several beers around the fire. Only one song in recent memory fits that bill, only one tune has seized the hearts and souls of a nation, only one melody proved to be unlodgeable from our craniums. OutKast's "Hey Ya."

Why did they have to release it so damned early?

HMMM.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Stewart would be excused for doing a double take and then running screaming from the room. Heck, so would Jake Gyllenhaal. In case those two obscure cinematic references aren't enough to clue you in, we'll just come right out and say it. There's a 6-foot-tall rabbit at Bellagio's Spa Tower.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

OH THE WIT

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How obscure to reference the most recent Hollywood cult movie and Jimmy Stewart's third-most famous film! Be still my cinema-aesthete heart!

What a douchebag.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a 6-foot-tall rabbit at Bellagio's Spa Tower

wi34, Monday, 9 May 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"absotively"

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that leapt out at me too. I stopped and thought, "He actually used that, didn't he?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

also:

"unlodgeable"

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

does beyonce like arular???

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

-- anonymousfuckhead (trollfuckhea...)

wow, anonymous fuckheads know my name!

$V£N! (blueski), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
I hate that it inspires nonsensical reviews like this:

2 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

(4 stars) At least she's hotter than hell ;), May 17, 2005

Reviewer: H.R. #1 "gloerax3" - See all my reviews
Galang is the strongest track here and I'd agree with many that it is no musical revolution. I enjoy it due to the fact it's a WORLD disc and I like World music alot. It's definitely different and I had seen the video for GALANG on the IMF Satellite channel. She's hotter than hell in my opinion so I'll give her a break. ;)

And with those criticizing Revolution, America was created on a violent Revolution so I have no idea what they're talking about. When you live under brutal oppression you revolt which none of us in America understand anymore. Thank God we don't have to revolt here like others but people need to study what goes on in certain areas of the globe.

Sometimes simple beats are good and this is better than alot of the major Rap trash here without any meaning at all.

Candicissima (candicissima), Saturday, 28 May 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)


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