Rock Star Dilemmas (Channel 5, 9.00PM Friday)

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Elvis Costello and Diana Krall are out for a pleasant Sunday afternoon drive in an expensively restored MGB roadster.

Elvis draws to a halt at a crossroads - checks the road ahead and pulls out into the junction.

Suddenly, a stretch limo driven by a drunk Ray Charles zooms through the intersection and cuts their car in half. Diana Krall is killed instantly, Elvis survives with minor cuts and grazes.

What would Elvis say to Ray?

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Thursday, 12 May 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Accidents will happen."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 12 May 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

/!\ WINNER /!\

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Thursday, 12 May 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jesus Christ, aren't you dead?"

― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 12 May 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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