is English indie guitar rock currently the worst music in the world?

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Or just the music with the smallest ratio of good/bad music to be found in the genre?

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mr horse, Saturday, 14 May 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it currently is the worst.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Google Image Search for "The Others":

http://aimeemajor.com/images/photos/fanime2002/others/freaks.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah 'The Others'

Possibly the very worst of the worst and proof that even memorable & structured songs can sometimes be worse than simply mediocre ones.

mr horse, Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Q:is English indie guitar rock currently the worst music in the world?
A: No.

zeus, Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Q. Define "indie guitar rock".

Si Carter (Si Carter), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

A. The amount of purposeful obtuseness you demonstrate sickens me!

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha. I think the worst muci in the world is any club/electronic music w/"fours" english laym0r guitar indie is a close second though.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's an album for ya Pash!

ihttp://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0009F9O26/qid=1116084806/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_10_3/202-4779421-8558256

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, man.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(er....)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no some people on a message board are bad mouthing The Others with Jpegs! Oh dear I'm shitting myself. Oh hello Mr Shockwaves hair products man is that another bag of money? For me? Why, thank you indeed. Yes I will use it wisely. It is my mission seek out Britain's hottest new indie guitar rock. Begone doubters! The revolution is here!

elwisty (elwisty), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot new indie guitar bands:

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre200/e293/e29300qhged.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.townsend-records.co.uk/i/covers/10000682.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000250WG.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Molly [SINGLE]
Carrie

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Bollocks I meant to post that last one under my real name....

Connor McNicholas (elwisty), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000002HJV.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NTM4.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I think French Kicks may have been American.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

No they were British. In the sense of 'even if they were American you can have them.' See also: BRMC

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I am tired of threads that are written more for the writers self satisfaction than to discuss the actual music. Mr. Passantino seems to have some familiarity with indie guitar rock, but fails to discuss the actual music itself, and instead focuses on the album covers, maybe because he is inept to discuss music, which is fair enough, talking about music is as easy as dancing about writing, but that does not end the issue I take with the "thread". It does address, however, how threads like these perpetuate the filth in our society and the drive to bring us down to the lowest common denominator, rather than elevate society. If we continue to feed off of the weaker and uglier aspects of what we are as humans, where will our future be? To say that, this is the kind of threrad that sell is a pathetic excuse. To allow this to be an example of how we should speak about our fellow human beings shows lack of intelligence from this website and lack of moral judgments from both the posters and the mods who allowed it to be printed.

Connor McNicholas (elwisty), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, I thought the French Kicks were still.... kicking! Anyway, I think you're letting your (justified) distaste for them cloud your perception of the US indie radio fux, who in fact DO like them. xpost

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am tired of judging people by their appearances. I am tired of paying attention to the prettier girls and ignoring the ones who dont seem as pretty. I am tired of sitting in my classroom and not being able to have conversations with people. I am tired of thinking too much. I am tired of worrying, of being afraid. I am tired of being concieted. I am tired of thinking that I am the greatest thing on this earth. I am tired of running away.

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am tired of being told I am a pioneer in the FASD field and that things will be better in the future, that my experience and knowledge of FASD will helps others.

I am tired of people dismissing FASD, of not being believed.

I am tired of watching helplessly as FASD destroys my family because I cannot get understanding or support from the "professionals" in my immediate environment.

I am tired of the frustration that I entrusted the care of my son to a group home agency that turned out to be incompetent and uncaring.

I am tired of trying to rescue my son, who is shacked up with a 40 year old woman, former employee of the group home who figured she knew my son better than I do, and no one can or will do anything about it.

I am tired of the heartbreak that is overwhelming every time my son phones me to ask for my help doing something I had already set up for him. For example, he calls and asks me how he can get his high school education by himself by homeschooling. He cannot even give me his mailing address and yet asks me to mail things to him. He asks me how to apply for a social insurance number even though he has no address to put on the application form.

I am tired of the grief, frustration and despair of feeling like I have an 8 year old son out there in the world, lost and all alone and not a clue of how the world works. He has plans and desires and goals without a clue on how to reach them and expects me to make it happen for him from 1500 miles away. It is so sad!

I am tired of spending countless hours educating and training prospective respite providers only to have them quit.

I am tired of my family paying a huge price all because of alcohol!

I am tired of the struggle!

Positives in my life - today I don't have the energy to dig that deep to try and find them! I am too exhausted, suffering from battle fatigue with no hope for a break in action.

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right, I think somebody who wisehs to appear superior for liking or disliking a piece of work is ridiculous (that also counts for all the peeps who claim they are so deep and evolved and insightful they really GET what English indie guitar rock is doing nowadays, and us heathens simply lost the plot a long time ago. )
But a certain Correctness that leads ALL conclusions in ALL discussions to lead to the same numb "eeeeeeeeeeeeverybody's right" (*big friendly grin*) is just... not worth leading any discussions. I'm not saying I'm right, just beg not to stretch subjectivity to its extremes, aND ESPECIALLY not automatically demonize people who might claim their observations go a teensy, weensy bit beyond the magic, little world inside their subjective ears, and are capable of (or trying to) reach a broader point of view (starting off from absolute subjectivity and gathering hints along the way.)

No opinion is globally valid. We all know that. But as a side-not: I think places such as internet forums would profit if people for a second made an effort to try and think broader and construct thoughts that go beyond: me likes, me does not like. I think whole history of art is also about asking things like: why is it the way it is? why isn't it any other way? how does the other work compare to this onw from this point of view, that one and another?
We'll never create an objective stance and personal reception is what's fun in music, and perhaps most important, but saying that's the only way to think about music is sometimes boring.

Connor McNicholas (elwisty), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, I think you're letting your (justified) distaste for them cloud your perception of the US indie radio fux, who in fact DO like them.

Now let us hate.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Spacehog in concert once. One of the dudes mooned the crowd. His ass was just okay.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it pert, though?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Pert in a bony kinda way....very pale.*

*which maybe a pretty good description of UK indie rock, actually!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The lady from Save Ferris gave me a flash once

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn you win : (

Can we trade memories?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The amount of rolls was of Olive Garden magnitude.

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

No opinion is globally valid. We all know that.

Uh, excepting the opinion that no opinion is globally valid, I presume?

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Grime is ten times worse than English indie guitar rock.

And English indie guitar rock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> American indie guitar rock.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

what makes a song or band guitar rock, anyway? is it just a band that uses the guitar in a prominent harmonic, melodic, and rhythmic role? American Analog Set does that, as do the Clientele, but I wouldnt call them guitar rock, nor would i say they suck.

obviously there will be exceptions to the original statement, but really, what's the defining characteristic of guitar rock? for the record, i havent heard any of the bands whos album covers grace this thread...

AaronK (AaronK), Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

PURPOSEFUL OBTUSENESS

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Grime is ten times worse than English indie guitar rock."

here is the truth.
close this thread, now.

zeus, Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

this is ILE not the Mojo magazine web forums you horrible rcksts.

Dan I., Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha but really I liked that first Spacehog album a lot when I was in junior high school so i shouldn't cast stones even when i'm all tongue-up-in-cheek.

Dan I., Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I HATE THE SOUND OF GUITARS
A THOUSAND GRUDGING YOUNG MILLIONAIRES

Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

American R&B is currently the worst, followed by American rap.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 14 May 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Finally, the voice of reason!

Connor McNicholas (elwisty), Saturday, 14 May 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"We were young then, we dwarves, the only people to take part in that war. And," he shrugged, "the cronbage were our enemies, like the goblins are for the elves and humans. They were like us, but unlike us. Opposites. Long before ever a dragon dreamed of dwarven holds, the cronbage fought with us for the caverns of the mountains."

the forever war, Saturday, 14 May 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

How is the R&B worse than the rap? Just curious.

Will M. (Will M.), Sunday, 15 May 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir! Have you heard R Kelly's song TRAPPED?

R&B is clearly worse than rap, but Geir thinks so for nonsense reasons...

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Sunday, 15 May 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

is English indie guitar rock currently the worst music in the world?

nah, there's always scouse house ;P
still in england though innit?
hmm...

vanessa novaeris (novaeris), Sunday, 15 May 2005 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

How is the R&B worse than the rap?

Probably because it is currently even more dominant. They are both bad for the same reasons anyway.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 15 May 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You tease, Geir.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 15 May 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

CHILLOUT

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 15 May 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

And no, that wasn't an instruction. This really is the worst music in the world right now.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 15 May 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"they are both bad for the same reasons anyway"

cue DJ Shadow's "Why hip hop sucks in '96"

Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Sunday, 15 May 2005 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought classical today was suppose to be the worst?

ihope (ihope), Sunday, 15 May 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

All music today suxx.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 15 May 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

otm

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 15 May 2005 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the way indie fans resort to "all music today sucks" - it's the equivalent of the Tories trying to push the vote down in the last election by saying "all politicians are liars".

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 15 May 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No [the French Kicks] were British. In the sense of 'even if they were American you can have them.'

Hey Ned, don't you have some of Billy Corgan's poetry to read us?

Dave M. (rotten03), Sunday, 15 May 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Corgan (pondering): What rhymes with "genius"?

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 15 May 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Corgan (pondering): What rhymes with "genius"?

OOH! OOH! I KNOW!

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 15 May 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt DC is OTM. I had forgotten about "chillout". Ugh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 16 May 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

But the NME says it's back!

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=1&p=13182&title=why_it_s_time_to_get_excited_about_guita&more=1&c=1

Again!

Like before!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

Currently doing the rounds on facebook. Apparently it's from the latest issue of Q

http://i.imgur.com/Fk9phey.jpg

Odysseus, Monday, 3 July 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

Kurt Cobain died in 94 so obviously they needed anew saviour, innit?

Stevolende, Monday, 3 July 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

Who was he referencing with the whole "shirt off playing the flute" business?

Austin, Monday, 3 July 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 July 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Herbie_Mann_Push_Push_album.jpg

soref, Monday, 3 July 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

There's some real desperation in the way in which some publications seem to be willing this Gallagher album to be good. Like when the Beady Eye album came out everyone just pointed and laughed, which was really the appropriate response, but the weird sense of reverence and hype this time round is... unbecoming to say the least.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 July 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

we are on the verge of a sexxxy flute super group

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 July 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

xp

Didnt Eat Static do that? the ozric tentacles dance spin off. they played in the dance tent before Underworld in 1995 at t in the park and it was incredibly shit. Unlike Underworld who were amazing.

The Shamen (with rat scabies) headlined that day.

Odysseus, Monday, 3 July 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

UK "indie guitar rock" or whatever you want to call it has been dead for close to a decade, the post-Arctic Monkeys period of every woeful guitar band in the country getting a record deal and making the front cover of the Conor McNicholas-led NME finished the whole thing off completely and took the NME with it.

Put it this way, if there actually were new, current bands in the UK that were of the calibre of Blur, Suede, Pulp etc. in their prime - and in a way I'm kinda sad that there isn't - then the NME wouldn't have went down the toilet so spectacularly. But there aren't. Fucking hell, there isn't even a band around that's of the calibre of first album-era Bloc Party. There's about a zillion Oasis/Weller copycats around, but fucking hell if that's the very last thing anyone wants.

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Monday, 3 July 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

Could say the same thing about dance music though. A big error with that silly little item is it thinks Oasis was part of an anti-dance music thing which is untrue. If britpop was supposed to be oppositional in some way it would be to grunge/US bands.

everything, Monday, 3 July 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

Sonny Sharrock was apparently with Mann for 8 years or something. Similar. That live set that came out last year was really tasty.
Included live reworkings of stuff off teh first couple of solo Sharrock lps too.

Stevolende, Monday, 3 July 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

Only dance act I can recall trashing a guitar on a magazine cover was LFO on the NME, which was clearly tongue in cheek rather than any genuine act of cultural cleansing. Was there really a spate of these covers?

Dan Worsley, Monday, 3 July 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

I mentioned on the other thread that the KLF did it in Sounds.

everything, Monday, 3 July 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

Yeah, Oasis were never anti-dance music. They had The Prodigy supporting 'em at Knebworth and Gallagher guested on a couple of Chemical Brothers singles, and I remember reading an interview with Noel Gallagher where he was talking about the aborted recordings with The Future Sound of London/Amorphous Androgynous and how much it blew his mind when he realised that they were also responsible for Stakker Humanoid.

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Monday, 3 July 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

Returning to the UK after a long time abroad I've encountered quite a few people who grew up as indie types in the mid-2000s and I just sort of feel a bit sorry for them. What a life to have the last dregs of the indie pint of carling as the defining music of your era.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 July 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

There's still a few things that I like from that 2002-2005 post-Strokes/pre-Arctic Monkeys period, actually. I still think that Bloc Party's Silent Alarm is a very good record, and have more time for the rest of the stuff they recorded with the original line-up than most. I liked the albums that Muse were making at the time, particularly Absolution and Black Holes & Revelations. I still quite like the first two Maximo Park albums, even if the quality of their output slid downhill incredibly quickly afterwards. The first Franz Ferdinand album is (IMO) still a classic, and they've put out a couple of underrated records since, and even though I hated them at the time, I'll admit that the first Libertines album sounds better to me now than it did back then when Doherty's smacked-up visage seemed to be fucking everywhere.

I never liked The Killers (apart from a couple of singles) or Kaiser Chiefs (apart from 'Love's Not a Competition (But I'm Winning)' but there y'go.

After the success of the first Arctic Monkeys album (which I still think is an overhyped, overrated heap of shit) it was like record labels just decided to throw any kind of quality control out of the window and sign anything: The Pigeon Detectives, The Wombats, Kate Nash, The Others, The Paddingtons, The Kooks, The Duke Spirit, Editors, Hard-Fi, Scouting For Girls and so on and so forth. It ran UK "indie guitar rock" directly into the ground and it's never recovered since.

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Monday, 3 July 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

(Yes, I know The Killers weren't from the UK - but they were a prominent band at the time.)

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Monday, 3 July 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

the killers are AMERICAN, dammit and that first album rules hard

brimstead, Monday, 3 July 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

lol xp

brimstead, Monday, 3 July 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

kings of leon is another honorary britrock group i guess, they are/were humongous over there right?

brimstead, Monday, 3 July 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

Kings of Leon were pretty much indie music press darlings for their first couple of records, but I started to notice them start to get much bigger circa Because of the Times - and of course, by Only by the Night and 'Sex on Fire' they were huge - it wasn't to last though, by the following record their popularity fell straight off the cliff. I never liked them.

I thought The Killers had a couple of great tracks, particularly 'Jenny Was a Friend of Mine' and 'Mr. Brightside', but I didn't rate the album highly and like pretty much most people I was done with them by the time of the second record.

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Monday, 3 July 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

Haha, the Killers. Fuck them. Haha.

Austin, Monday, 3 July 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

I remember hearing 'Human' playing over the speakers while out shopping at some supermarket somewhere and thinking "christ, that's what became of 'em?"

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Monday, 3 July 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)

If we're going to start talking about American bands of the period that I still like, then the Yeah Yeah Yeahs first three albums still do it for me. I don't think they made a not-so-great album until Mosquito.

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Monday, 3 July 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)


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