Conor Oberst looks like Jesse McCartney (and other revelations...)

i just saw the new Jesse McCartney video, and that fucker looks like bright eyes (hopefully someone who knows HTML or whatever will post some comparison pictures to this thread.)

that isnt what this thread is really about. It's really about a promotional Bright Eyes CD that came into the store i work at. On the back of this cd is a sorta press release, which is probably the most pompus thing ever written in the secular world. allow me to quote the first paragraph.

"In a better world, these singles are played in every living room in the nation, receive heavy rotation on barroom jukeboxes across the country, and have a ready home on our 'modern rock' radio. As we await that inevitable day, Bright Eyes' Conor Oberst continues to earn his reputation as our most respected young troubadour with almost frightening ease."

ive seen a lot of promo cds in my time at this store, but none of them have ever had this kinda language. i mean, what fucking balls, you know?