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1. The Timelords - "Doctorin The Tardis" (performed by a car)

2. Jive Bunny - "That's What I Like" (his finest three minutes)

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

3. "manamanah"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

4. "Hello, I'm A Truck"

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

5 'Digital Love'

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

6. The Smurfs 'I've Got A Little Puppy'

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

7. "Marvin"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

6. The Smurfs 'I've Got A Little Puppy'

I knew they couldn't be trusted

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

7. Sparky's Magic Piano

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

8. Fish - "A Gentleman's Excuse Me"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

HOLD ON

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY??

10. Universal Robot Band - "Dance And Shake Your Tamborine"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

9. Mr Burns "See My Vest"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

12. Kylie - "I Can't Get You Out Of My Head"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Kylie?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

11. The Archies 'Sugar Sugar'

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

There were two number 7s.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

take Kylie out then, she's clearly human.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't imagine talking to her.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Human League, "Human"

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Rob Zombie, "More Human Than Human""

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

15. Seal - "Crazy"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I know I've got the wrong end of the stick in all this.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

16. "In the Mood" by the Henhouse Five Plus One

― Not Thaat Chuck, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

17. Jem - "Truly Outrageous!"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Sugar Bears - "You Are the One"

― brianiac (briania), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

19. The Frog Chorus & Paul McCartney - "We All Stand Together"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

20. California Raisins - "I Heard It Through The GRAPEdoyouseeVine"

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Some sunflowers wearing shades- "Ooh Vitalite" (to tune of "The Israelites"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.xtremeinformation.com/str/231936/thumb/0004000/4796.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

22. Metal Mickey Magic (It's the best in the world) - Metal Mickey

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

23. The Misfits "Winning Is Everything"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

But seriously:

Caninus - Human Rawhide

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

24. "Triiiiio, triiiiiiiiiiio, I wanna Trio and I want one now"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

25. Meowmix theme

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

26. The Singing Sheep - Baa Baa Black Sheep

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

27. The Singing Dogs - Jingle Bells

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

28. the chorus of dogs barking Beatles songs that Chris Tarrant used to play on his breakfast show when i wert lad

xpost!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

29. Bagpuss "Money Over Bitchiz"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Triiiiio, triiiiiiiiiiio, I wanna Trio and I want one now"

This was a human girl!

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

30. Bertha the Large Green Production Line- Pretend We're Dead

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

31 - Some Crows - Kia Ora

IT'S TOO ORANGY FOR CROWS!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

32. "Amarillo" by a rotund weird-looking organism ft The Slitheen

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Alba, Jem was also 'human'

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE WAS A DOLL

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

whether you find her attractive or not is irrelevant. i was thinking of her cartoon though.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, well I thought the doll was first. Why a doll is less of a human to me than a two-dimensional representation of a girl, I don't know. Maybe it's the "so near yet so far" thing.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Kylie is not a doll.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

33. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog -- "I Keed"

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Kylie is a representation of a woman.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Kylie is not a doll.
She is when she comes to Glasgow.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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54 Roland Rat — Rat Rapping (my first ever single!)

― carson dial (carson dial), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

We've had Meow Mix.

Re: Orville disocgraphy

Oops -

http://music.kelkoo.co.uk/b/a/cpc_150701_vtl_artist_c15300964.html

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

55. Gato - (untitled)

"My name is Gato/ I have metal joints
Beat me up/ and earn 15 silver points"

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

56. Sun Ra - "Perfect Man" (Sun Ra was from Saturn)

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

53. Kraftwerk, "(We Are) The Robots"

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"54 Roland Rat — Rat Rapping (my first ever single!)"

-- carson dial (snappish.backu...), May 25th, 2005 4:11 PM. (later)

I think you may have just inadvertently given away a massive clue as to your secret identity....

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

57. Devo - "Jocko Homo"

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Animated bands go!

58. Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - 'Dough-Nuts Town Map'

59. Gorillaz - 'Slow Country' (or 'Clint Eastwood' if you're fussed)

― Negativa, True Believer (You know you love it when I'm dressed in drag) (Barima), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry to spoil your fun, but I am afraid all of those songs were indeed made by humans :)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

60. Geir Hongro "A Message From Melodica"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

61. "Opposites Attract," Paula Abdul ft. MC Skat Cat
62. "Movin' Right Along," Kermit and Fozzie

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

63. HAL 9000 - "Daisy Daisy"

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

64. King Of The Swingers

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Was Mr. Oizo supposed to be that creature in the video?

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I avoided listing 'Flat Beat' because Eric is merely the video star.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Top 99 Dances by Non-Humans

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a particular reason why we are not mentioning "Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh"?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. We're all Bob The Builder fans.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no idea these things were so tribal.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Barney fans represent, bitches!

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

65. "I Love You, You Love Me" or the "Barney Song" or whatever its called.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

66. Hatebeak - "God of Empty Nest"
67. Caninus - "Human Rawhide"

― echoinggrove (echoinggrove), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

68 Walking in the air - By a snowman
69 Laughing Gnome - David Bowie (and a laughing gnome)

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never heard a snowman singing "Walking In The Air".

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a particular reason why we are not mentioning "Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh"?

it's shit.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

HATEBEAK

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

70. Servotron - Pull the Plug
71. Man or Astro-man? - Evil Plans of Planet Spectra
72. Leonard Nimoy - Spock Thoughts

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

73. Booji Boy (Devo) - The Words Get Stuck in My Throat

(I refuse to believe that Booji Boy is human)

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

74. Carpenters - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

Klaatu wrote it.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

75. Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution, "Sha-La Love You"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

76. 3 Presents for the Sphinx - The Backyardigans

― Dennis, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

77. Daft Punk - Robot Rock

― Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

78. The Banana Splits - I Enjoy Being a Boy (In Love with You)

(Which actually really is one of the best songs ever....)

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

79 (Ray Stevens pretending to be) chickens singing "In The Mood"

― ja (_ja_), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ignore that - it was 16 already. i r rub

― ja (_ja_), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

79 Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi die Kleine Krokodil

― ja (_ja_), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(which is a child singing. i stink at this, and will stop posting now. bye)

― ja (_ja_), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

78: Max V Mathews - Bicycle Built for Two

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Minutemen, "Three-Car Jam"

― Crickle, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiss The Girl - Sebastian the Crab

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Thursday, 26 May 2005 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Babe "Jingle Bells"

― Nic de Teardrop (Nicholas), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

80. Kim Jong-Il "I'm So Ronery"
81 Crows, "When I See An Elephant Fly"

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

82 Hamster MIDI!

http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/eceprojectsland/STUDENTPROJ/2002to2003/lil2/

― wombatX (wombatX), Friday, 27 May 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Shirley & Squirrely (charted with a horrible cb-radio-using-trucker song called "Hey Shirley (This Is Squirrely)" in the mid '70s) ...

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd900/d983/d98390khcv1.jpg

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 27 May 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan, isn't that actually called "Kiss de girl" ?

― JTS, Friday, 27 May 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

84. (or whatever) Pinky & Perky - The Runaway Train

(Trust me, it's a Classic. But my mum gave it away with all our other kids' 7"s, including a Thunderbirds record, when I was in my teens. This has scarred me for life and is probably why I now spend too much time on ILM etc.)

― Jeff W (zebedee), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

talking of Thunderbirds, does FAB feat. MC Parker's "Thunderbirds Are Go" qualify?

― zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Almost Human - Kiss

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Friday, 27 May 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)


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