When did R&B jump the shark?

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James Brown, I would say.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

You go, girl!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

When your mom fucked Tevin Campbell or sometime thereabouts, Geir.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

1968.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"When did the shark jump the shark" thread in 3, 2...

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean when did it turn into haplessly melismatic, unlistenable cheeze-whiz? Ummmmm.....let's see: DAY ONE!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC in closet racism shockah.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ilm in oroborus retardness shocker

strng hlkngtn, Monday, 30 May 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

jess harvell in not actually going away shockah.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

mommy, what's an "oroborus"?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://movies.galaraf.net/LOTR/anigifs/Go_away_&_NEVER_come_back!.gif

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

since were talking about modern R&b, i would say it jumped the shark around 96.

percypisspants, Monday, 30 May 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Who said anything about "modern" R&B?

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

whenever i stop to think abt the psychology of geirbots i feel a chasm of real sadness yawn open and just gape there sucking out life

jones (actual), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean when did it turn into haplessly melismatic, unlistenable cheeze-whiz? Ummmmm.....let's see: DAY ONE!

-- Alex in NYC

I want Alex in NYC to hear the Aaliyah s/t album (apologies if you have already and it's not your thing).

Corny indie fux0r answer or not it pretty much took my breath away. A truly 'felt' and modern soul album that just crushes the likes of Alicia Keys (who I sorta rated until this point, I still don't mind some of her stuff but...) and probably most others from the retro 'nu-soul' end of r&b. I still need to investigate Erykah Badu, she seems creative.

I still can't say I'm 'up' on modern r&b or rap beyond whatever selected singles I enjoy in passing, but I'll recommend this one to anyone. Fully enjoyable without having to also having to form an appreciation for Destiny's Child or other high-pitched-wailers (not my reading, just an example). Closer to Motown 'soul' than ... ummm R Kelley??

OK, I said my piece :P

fandango (fandango), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC in closet racism shockah.

You should realize, Ian, that calling someone a racist is a pretty serious accusation.

Fandango, there was an Aaliyah thread around here a while back wherein someone cited "One in a Million" (I belive) as one of the most groundbreaking singles of all time (or something). I disagreed, but I do think Aaliyah had some great singles (notably " "We Need a Resolution," "Try Again," or "Are You that Somebody").

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You should welcome my contrary opinion because this is a public forum of discussion.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I do welcome it, but I just think you should really think twice before calling someone a racist.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Saying someone has no taste or that he's an asshole or that he has a big mouth and needs to shut up and/or should be slapped with a granite over mitt....these are all fine, well and good, but calling someone a racist is a whole different ballgame.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

take one grain of salt.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone's racist to a degree, its impossible not to be. or racially prejudiced, anyway.

deej., Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Geir started this thread so ILM would eat itself. Again.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i should add geir to my "least favorite ILXor" list...

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I fuckin' hate country music too, so where does that leave me, Ian?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU HATE HICKS TOO, CLEARLY.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU DERN CARPETBAGGER.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You should know I am drunk.

I do not think you're a racist.
Sometimes yr a jerk, yes.. but no, I don't think you're a racist.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

he's just incurious!

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Or "least groundbreaking," perhaps.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Rock/rr-newkids.JPG

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that is also a good call, ian

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.planet-hiphop.ch/v2/pics/bdd/rap_us/okayplayers01.jpg

chr1sth@mr1n, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the 411

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i just d/l'd "motownphilly."

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't agree with any mary j. nomination. she's just mary, after all (cue "benny and the jets")

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Marvin dies.

2. Motown falls apart. Smokey Robinson stops writing songs for everyone.

3. Diana Ross leaves the Supremes and starts with the melisma; Lady Sing The Blues, Mahogony, Endless Love s/ts.

4. Stevie Wonder stops writing actual songs; more melisma.

5. Hip hop; R&B increasingly defines itself by contrast to hip hop; must be vocal gymnastics everywhere.

6. "I Will Always Love You" and "The Greatest Love" become templates for 1000 songs; then Whitney Houston marries Bobby Brown.

7. Mariah Carey sings. People stop bothering to write songs.

Vornado, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Shark Jumpers, all of you!

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

When every song had to about gettin' some sweet, sweet bootay.

Cunga (Cunga), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

xxxx-post: haven't actually heard "One in a Million" but that full length album is much, much more consistent than I would have expected. Nothing feels like filler, even with those singles in there.

fandango (fandango), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Akon

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

judging by genre is WEAK and beneath the great minds here assembled.

and no surprise that sweeping generalizations about entire genres of music lead straight into knee-jerk accusations of racism.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, Ian. Oh and yes....I am certifiably a jerk.

Re: R&B, I should point out that I love absolutely everything Neneh Cherry has ever done and a track or two by Luther Vandross. Don't know if those qualify.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Btw Alex, Neneh Cherry was was dragging her alto sax around NYC in 80-81, doing the post-punky dance/Lora Logic thing way before she hit the big time in the UK. I think she was working with "Konk" and also the "Hi Sheriffs" at that time. She must have been around 16 or 17 years old then. Whatever, she was a teenager and pretty damn good even then. I guess it runs in the family.

GV

, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Eagle-Eyed Cherry???

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess it's running FROM the family now.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, the albums (yes ALBUMS) offered by Brooke Valentine, Amerie, and Mariah Carey (yes MARIAH CAREY) this year say all you asshats going "pfff R&B is so grebo" are equilateral squares. Never mind DESTINY'S CHILD ALEX IN NYC FEEL AND FREE TO ABUSE THE ONE HTML TAG YOU KNOW IN "DEFENSE" OF YOUR MEGAWACK POSITION ON THIS TOPIC.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"megawack"

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Vornado is mostly OTM

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Alex DON'T GO THERE

(fucking hell tho "FEEL AND FREE" Daver? Next post, less Yoda.)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Akon
-- Sociah T Azzahole (stevem7...), May 31st, 2005.

word to ya ma.

N_Rq, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think RnB went through a relatively bad phase when New Jack Swing came along (so let's say 1990), but recovered nicely as it started taking more cues from hip hop in the late 90s.
This argument can/will probably be refuted, so I guess maybe I just started paying more attention in the late 90s

The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (KERERU 4 LIFE!) (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

New Jack Swing was a disaster
Hip-hop was a disaster
Funk was kind of a disaster too, but later great work by Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie and Earth Wind & Fire meant that R&B recovered briefly.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

A better question would be "When did the very concept of jumping the shark jump the shark?"

Anyway....

1) Vornado OTM to the power of a quintillion.

2) New Jack Swing had its moments, particularly Teddy Riley's work with Aaron Hall in the group Guy. The phenomenon of R&B taking its cues from hip-hop starts with New Jack Swing - it was soul music made by young acts who had grown up with hip-hop. (In fact, Teddy Riley cut his studio teeth doing beats & basslines for Kool Moe Dee.)

3) Alex is a big boy, and needs no one to go to bat for him, but calling someone out as a racist for being dismissive of modern-day R&B is lame, especially when he's clarified his position on countless other occasions.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Vornado not OTM, Mariah Carey's new album is great.

deej., Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Vornado not OTM, Mariah Carey's new album is great.

Haven't heard it yet, so I'll reserve judgement. Haven't liked anything of hers since "Fantasy", though...

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

IF YOU DENY YOURSELF R&B, YOU DENY YOURSELF THE R.

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00140/afp_r_kelly_140864a.jpg

THIS THREAD IS SHAME.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Somebody pray for me!

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir makes me mad.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't let Geir get you mad...I myself have settled on establishing a position of unrelenting disrepect, disbelief and mockery.

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

BAN ALL-TOO-REAL GEIR!

gershy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

C'mon, surely my man Geir knows that 1947 must be the only serious answer, right?

JN$OT, Thursday, 25 October 2007 07:50 (eighteen years ago)

Shark-jumpage coincided with the introduction of the Yamaha DX7.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 25 October 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

Synths jumped the shark with the introduction of the DX7 but they managed to escape sometime in the 90s, and was definitely safe with the introduction of those VA softsynths.

R&B never quite managed to recover from James Brown though, in spite of decent attempts by the likes of Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson and Lionel Ritche to save it during the 70s and 80s.

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 25 October 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/200500/200795TAcy_w.jpg

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

I remember when the DX7 was first released. There was a flexidisc that came with an issue of the American Keyboard magazine, illustrating the 'breathtaking realism' (or some such) of the sounds (compared to what the previous analog synths were capable of). And the thing is it WAS breathtaking. Hence everyone started plastering the DX7 over everything. The 'Log Drum' sound, for one, seemed so cool.

But after a while it became apparent there was something different about FM sounds. I don't know if anyone has ever tried to analyse what the issue is sonically, but FM sounds and samples off vinyl (for example) are like chalk and cheese (or wood and plastic, or something). They don't go together. I definitely wasted a lot of time in the early '90s discovering that.

The funny thing is FM sounds now sound charming in a retro way. I think it still might be tricky to integrate them with other types of sounds, though.

dubmill, Thursday, 25 October 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

R&B jumped the shark when the first black person stepped up to the mic.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

R&B died when the first punk said
"punk's not dead"

J0hn D., Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

"PUNK'S NOT DEAD!! oops what's happened to Doctor Feelgood?"

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Shark-jumpage coincided with the introduction of the Yamaha DX7.

-- Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 25 October 2007 09:18 (4 hours ago) Link

Synths jumped the shark with the introduction of the DX7 but they managed to escape sometime in the 90s, and was definitely safe with the introduction of those VA softsynths.

R&B never quite managed to recover from James Brown though, in spite of decent attempts by the likes of Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson and Lionel Ritche to save it during the 70s and 80s.

-- Geir Hongro

Uh, thanks Geir; but I didn't necessarily want you agreeing with me! I certainly don't agree with your opinions on JB - or funk as a whole, for that matter.

And surely there are individual tracks I really like, despite the presence of FM synths.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 25 October 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, bein' called a racist for not likin' R&B -- good times.

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 25 October 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

What's the 411
-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:35

Crazy talk.

pisces, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.surplusrecords.com/singles/images/Untitled-23_jpg.jpg

OMG one of my favorite things in the whole world is when R&B (and other singers too I guess, but it happens more in R&B) POINT at the notes they are singing as though there is an invisible note thermometer in front of them.

nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

Not so much the pleading open handed thing; it's like they are secretly praying for God to let them hit that note. The pointers, they know exactly where the note is. Right THERE.

nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Fingers bunched up guy on the left is just trying with all his might not to get all air-stringbass like he did back in "Motown Philly" days.

nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Not to call them shark-jumpers, but two things that hurt R&B in a big way in the very early '80s were the resegregation of Top 40 radio and the prodcution styles of Luther Vandross and Narada Michael Walden.

Joseph McCombs, Thursday, 25 October 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)


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