Noise dudes - name your reasons why they are so bad and hated

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Token interest in jazz and black music no sense of humor

― L O, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

homophobes.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

eat meat.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

japanophiles.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

sexist.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

excessive image posting.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

not highbrow.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hate grime

― L o, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

hate dancing.
xpost

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

not anglophiles.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha some of the best black music or jazz guys are over there)

but, yeah, mean and pointlessly combative

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

never read or posted to sinister.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

arrogant!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

low cunning

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

don't take ILx seriously

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

surly

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

american!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

They make alt weekly writers jealous

― Noise, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

snarky.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

bulbous, also tapered

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

webcore

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

too much AD&D as a yoot.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

too much ADHD as a yoot

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

the incessant sexiness.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the cute exotic animals.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mean to Le Tigre fans, who are not the least bit insuffrable

― Daggot, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

encouraged aaronhz.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Pre-oedipal language use.

― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

once went to disneyland, didn't see what all the fuss was about

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't go to grad school (except drew daniel--holla!)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

remind us of ourselves when we were young and/or on drugs

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

There is ample evidence that Aaron was a noise dude perpetuated hoax

― ...., Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

they don't log out.

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

they logged in in the first place.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

japanophiles

momus is a noise dude?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

GYGAX! kthx

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ameritapes/hanson list vernacular entering standard usage.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

high-contrast background gifs

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a love/hate relationship with the noise board, i guess. i like it a lot, it's funny, and some of my favorite posters post there. but also the only people on ilx that i really don't like that much, or that i have had notable run-ins with, also post there. but i generally like it and i defend it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Think they're to good for goatse

― dask lindeken, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, goatse.cx doesn't exist anymore!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

we love gaping anal!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Token interest in jazz and black music no sense of humor

i'm pretty sure i'm a noize dude and i listen to predominately black music

but yeah, all the rest of the shit is true

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

if jaxon is a noize dude, am i a noise dude?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i like you, jaymc!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i like you, too, ian!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

why don't you write for stylus anymore?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i got really lazy.
i plan to start again, though. cuz i'm done with school now.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

yay. done w/school for good?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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Read the mod board, donut.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

board is haven for the negative opinions of dudes who are non entities on ilx or got shot down anytime they posted there, the guys charltonlido called "the little ones".

other than that the noize board is about the same as ILM.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

for ILX non-entities they sure garner loads of ILX attention!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

well if you look closer you'll see I didn't mean that everyone who posts on the noize board fits that description

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I only get to read the pickleboard by accident, whenever someone links to a thread on ILE or ILM that links there.. usually in the "laugh excelsior" type threads.

I notice a lot of ILE/ILM poster bashing there, which is a bit odd, given that people there who are nicer to those targets within ILE and ILM will rip them apart on the noise board despite both of them being public... Having a met a few of these people in person before and getting along with them just fine, it's a bit odd, sad, and disappointing. (and if i get mocked over there for saying this, so be it.)

― donut e-goo (donut), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll admit to being a dick on many occasions here, but at least I'm EQUAL ILX FORUM OPPORTUNITY asshole... haha.

― donut e-goo (donut), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The main reasons:

1. They have no sense of humor.

2. Their substitute for a sense of humor is enthusiasm for mediocrity.

3. They don't seem very bright.

― Eye Suckayomata, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

4. they dont allow logged-outs to post ;'(

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi dere!

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The main reasons:
1. They have no sense of humor.
2. Their substitute for a sense of humor is enthusiasm for mediocrity.
3. They don't seem very bright.
-- Eye Suckayomata (eye_suckayomat...), June 21st, 2005.

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I disagree with all three. That's a subjective case-by-case thing though.

4. they dont allow logged-outs to post ;'(
-- fe zaffe (fezaff...), June 21st, 2005.

This is a reason to be hated? I wish ILE and ILX did that!

― donut e-goo (donut), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

5. They inspire anonymous hate from sad cowards.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not a reason, but more of an aside: They ban people from their chumpass board and they delete harrassment that makes them look stupid, proving they can dish it out but can't take it. The fairies.

― Eye Suckayomata, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

logged-outs can post on the noise board now!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

not me, i tried!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a reason to be hated? I wish ILE and ILX did that!

i was kidding. actually, at this point, board 86 would profit from a more rigid member selection, preferably combined with deletion of all threads, and a new start based on the myth of the old board

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

this mythology would have to be supported via ancient statues and scrolls

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

board is haven for the negative opinions of dudes who are non entities on ilx or got shot down anytime they posted there, the guys charltonlido called "the little ones".
...

well if you look closer you'll see I didn't mean that everyone who posts on the noize board fits that description.

my close reading skills have failed me in this case, i fear.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all about the stragglers.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"America was a haven for members of non-conformist religious groups which had been persecuted in England" does not mean "Everyone in America was a member of non-conformist religious groups which had been persecuted in England."

― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Not a reason, but more of an aside: They ban people from their chumpass board and they delete harrassment that makes them look stupid, proving they can dish it out but can't take it. The fairies.

-- Eye Suckayomata (eye_suckayomat...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005 2:25 PM. (later) (link)

Says the geek too chicken to snipe with their real login/name.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't remember any instances of something being deleted from the Noise Board because it supposedly made someone look stupid.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

eh it's a closed community. bound to turn some people off.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The Eugenics really turn some people off.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Annie Lennox's voice is really annoying.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.willys-mb.co.uk/images/eugene-jeep.gif

"yeah, fuck you, too"

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, actually it's not a "closed community." Anyone can post there unless they get banned. Getting banned is about the equivalent of getting gonged on The Gong Show.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's actually not a "closed community." Anyone can post there unless they get banned. Getting banned is about the equivalent of getting gonged on The Gong Show.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

One more time?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah all riiiiight.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/815/1558509-thumb.jpg

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.desipio.com/images/matchgame2003/charles_nelson_reilly.jpg

― 86 HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED SOMEONE SO BAD DEF LEPPARD (deangulberry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

fucking Coughs are fucking AMAZING live. Amazing. Haven't heard the record yet.

― Roger On Tour, at a hotel with wireless, at last, Sunday, 10 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

roger you got a nice writeup in the chicago reader, i saw.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 10 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Worst thread. Double helping of AIDS for everybody.

― Reggie, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

xpost oh really? that's nice. thanks for the head's up man. you oughta come see us tomorrow night - tomorrow being sunday - if yr around.

― rog, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chicagoreader.com/listings/static/treatment.html#WOODEN

This is it, right?

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

Wow- that's quite a coincidence. My friend Tom is the drummer in I Heart Lung.

― o. nate (onate), Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Tom is great and an amazing drummer. we've been having a blast. He's been teaching me how to be a better drummer!

― rog, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

You should ask Tom about Mr. Winkie sometime. He will flip out.

― o. nate (onate), Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

OK I will! When i see him tomorrow...

Do you know Chris too?

― rog, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

No, just Tom. We went to school together - long time ago.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 11 July 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

FIRST PART OF THIS THREAD GETS FOUR STARS FOR HEAVY A-1 I@N J0HNSON CONTENT. THEN, DEGENERACY AND LACK OF HUMOR REIGNS. 2 1/2 STARS FOR YOUR THREAD.

LESS DEGENERACY, MORE FOCUS!!!!!

― I AM THE GAVEL., Monday, 11 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

HERRO ROGER, I WILL SEE YOU IN NEW YORK ASSUMING I AM NOT WORKING.

THE COUGHS ARE GOOD LIVE. YEAH, TRUE.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 11 July 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

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― noise is shit, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

excellent thread

― gershy, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Paypalled, dude.

― Rombald, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

I don't remember any instances of something being deleted from the Noise Board because it supposedly made someone look stupid.

-- Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, June 22, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Back in the days of old ILX (RIP) I deleted several entire threads because they made me or other people look dumb. Mostly me.

― ian, Sunday, 4 November 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

gershy, revivalist

― am0n, Sunday, 4 November 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

What is that board seriously about? I don't get it.

― brightscreamer, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea, dude. I think they're all in a band together or something.

― John Justen, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

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