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Sam Cooke - (What a) Wonderful World

Don't know much about Biography
Don't know much Biography
Don't know much about Biography
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know much about Biography
Don't know much Biography
Don't know much about Biography
Don't know what a slide rule is for
But I know that one and one is two
And if this one could be with you
What a wonderful world this would be

Now I don't claim to be an A student
But I'm tryin' to be
Oh maybe by being an A student, baby
I can win your love for me

Don't know much about Biography
Don't know much Biography
Don't know much about Biography
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be

Hysterical.

And I've done all I can
To stand on the steps with my dick in my hand
Now I'm starting to see
Maybe it's got nothing to do with me

Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will fuck like you do
Girls become lovers who fuck like their mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters, too

Ooh, you see that skin
It's the same she's been standing in
Since the day she saw him walking away
Now she's left cleaning up the mess he made

So fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will fuck like you do
Girls become lovers who fuck like their mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters, too

Boys you can break
You find out how much they can take
Boys will be strong and boys soldier on
But boys would be gone without warmth from a woman's good, good...

On behalf of every man wanting to fuck every girl
You are the god and the weight of her world

So fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will fuck like you do
Girls become lovers who fuck like their mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters, too
So mothers be good to your daughters, too
So mothers be good to your daughters, too

Being I was seriously into 2 Live Crew at the time, my parodies were not obscene, making it sorta meta-scatological, or something...

I'll share my S.T.D.s with the world
I'll share my S.T.D.s with the world
I hope that someone cures my
I hope that someone cures my
I hope that someone cures my
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Herpes simplex problem, yeah

A year has passed since I blew my load
But I should have known this right from the start
Only drugs can keep me together
Love can mend your life but
Love can burn your parts
I'll share my S.T.D.s with the world
I'll share my S.T.D.s with the world
I hope that someone cures my
I hope that someone cures my
I hope that someone cures my
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Herpes simplex problem, yeah

Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion buboes swollen, raw and sore
Seems I'm not alone with my burning bone
Hundred billion crabs today, calling me their home
I'll share my S.T.D.s with the world
I'll share my S.T.D.s with the world
I hope that someone cures my
I hope that someone cures my
I hope that someone cures my
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Herpes simplex problem, yeah
Sharing all my S.T.D.s
Sharing all my S.T.D.s
Sharing all my S.T.D.s
Sharing all my S.T.D.s
Sharing all my S.T.D.s
Sharing all my S.T.D.s...

"I'm your penis
I'm your great big
dick for hire"

"me and my teddy
gettin' all sweaty
gettin all sweaty in bed"

and, most clever:

"Won't you take me to
Fuck-y town!
Won't you take me to
Fuck-y town...."

These are all my sister Kerry's classics. Wish I could take credit but I guess I've always been more mature than her

Missed the toilet last night
Went all over the floor
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much anymore

to 'up the down escalator'

James Brown - Vic Tayback (The Big Payback)

hey! Gotta gotta pay back!! (Vic Tayback)
Revenge!! I'm mad (Vic Tayback)
Got to get back! Need some get back!! Pay Back! (Vic Tayback)
That's it!! Tayback!!! Revenge!!!
I'm mad!!

I got one
Yeah baby, I got one
I have a penis
But it's on fire
Flames rise higher
Yeah, I had a penis
It caught on fire
My voice is higher

So, 'Love Me Do' by The Beatles becomes:

Puke on my shoe
You know I love you,
I’ll always be true,
So puke, on my shoe.

'Precious and Few' by Climax:

Puke on my shoe, it's a moment we two can shaaaare...

Try it, it's fun!

I get sick on myself when I look at you.
I take one look and I have to spew
In a world that's ugly and a lie
You don't even seem to try
And I’m beginning to think baby you don’t know
I’m beginning to think baby you don’t know

in your thights
the light the heat
in your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your thighs
I see the light and the heat
in your thighs
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your thighs

(of course, it goes without saying that just about any single song can be made much better by replacing any reference of the word 'eyes' with 'thighs')

More of these please.

still getting a lot of personal amusement out of BOOM CRAP THE SOUND OF MY FART