― Tom, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Alacran, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― hamish, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― dave q, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Kitchens of Distinction - Hammer
Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
― N., Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
seriously? i never knew that. all those people singing along must have been thick as shit.
― Damian, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― goeff, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Andrew L, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
(geez ... can't believe nobody mentioned this yet, that's pretty much their only subject matter)
― fields of salmon, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― M. Matos, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sterling Clover, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dan Perry, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
the boy hairdressers: "rory rides me raw"
and, of course, most of chilly gonzales' tunes....
― dbini, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― elizabeth anne marjorie, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
"Broken Hearts Are for Assholes," "Punky's Whips," "Jewish Princess," "Stick It Out," and Mark S.'s favorite (!) "Sy Borg."
Dear god! I can't believe that one almost passed by!
― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
anthony- this thread has been disturbing me. i think its because of the uncomfortable similarity between paen and pain in the original question
― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dave, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Johnathan, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Max Daniels, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Jammin Jerry Shalloub, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Kris England, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mr Swygart, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Kate Spiren, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― lilylou, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― m, Friday, 27 December 2002 08:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water
― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ian Johnson, Friday, 27 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
Come home tired, what a day I've had;News ain't good from Stalingrad -I been busy protecting the German race,So come on baby, defecate on my face.
Chorus:C'mon baby, send it on down;Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.
Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:We have ways of making you poo.
Here come the Russians! It's near the end!Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?Then it's all over for my Third Reich.
― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick Mirov (nick), Saturday, 28 December 2002 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
1. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you knowAnd I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
2. Omnium Gatherum (grindcore from South Australia) - "A""Pretty little peach a cute firm dumplingsilky smooth skin around a tight firm arsehole"
― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ferg (Ferg), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, Pavement's "Conduit For Sale!" may or may not feature the line "big dick in a boy's ass".
― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
from Salaminizer:"This is your ass, and I'm in it.My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute.With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!"
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
Rendezvous with AnusRock Against AssPrince Of The RodeoMidnight NAMBLASailor Man
Not all explicitly sang about "anal sex", but they all sang about dudes on dudes.
― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
Yes, just stunned.
― Tuomas, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:17 (seven years ago) link
glad we're on the same page on this one t
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:29 (seven years ago) link
Nazareth, "Love Hurts"
― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link
http://i66.tinypic.com/2vii6vb.jpg
― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link
"i was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you"
you're welcome
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link
The Flesh Happening - Anal Joy
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link
goddammit cursed to have ‘flip reverse it’ on the internal jukebox now thanks to my own post from a year ago
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
I came here to post a YouTube link to the video for 'Flip Reverse' but won't bother now.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
ilx blazin squad cru UNITE
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link
BRB just mourning times past when a song about anal sex by a band whose name was a reference to smoking weed could get to #2 in the UK singles chart.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
peeing to anal sex
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link
Kenzie was 17 when that single was released. Now he's 31. FFS I feel old...
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link
the past is foreign country, a country w/a donk on it
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
This is their performance from the 2003 re-launch of Top Of The Pops:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNbvviLfaKM
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
The Mary Onettes' "Void," I think ("I'm the void and you can fall into me now"), though I'm always reading subtext in their songs.
― geoffreyess, Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link
Mickey by Toni Basil
― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 28 December 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link
why? this verse? seems ambiguous
So come on and give it to me anyway you canAnyway you wanna do itI'll treat you like a manBut please baby please, don't leave me in the damnMickey
― treeship 2, Thursday, 28 December 2017 07:30 (six years ago) link
how has 'the sweetest taboo' not been mentioned itt in the 15 years since it was started btw
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 December 2017 08:47 (six years ago) link
I vaguely remember a club hit of a few years back whose entire lyric went "I wanna fuck you in the ass," repeated endlessly over a dirty- sounding house track. Heard it once at a club but mostly because one of the waiters in the restaurant where I cooked would walk around the kitchen singing it.― M. Matos, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Busta's new album has an unholy fixation on ass-licking. Then of course my fav dirty club track: "Face down/Ass up/That's the way we like to/like to/Face down..."― Sterling Clover, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Are these real songs?
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link
the latter is "what's your fantasy" by ludacris, the former is by the outhere brothers
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
i'm frankly surprised there has been no dj assault quoted itt yet
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:53 (six years ago) link
Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash upDon't get mad when I don't want to fuckYou need soap and water, soap and waterSoap and water, soap and water
Water, water, water, waterWater, water, water, waterWater, water, water, waterWater, water, water, water
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9DzelK2rM
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link
this is the one matos was thinking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6sME-wBxZo
― mark s, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:39 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV2A8icT7PI
This one's about male fisting. you're welcome
― paolo, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
thanks paolo!
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
"nothing out of our loins, sweetie / will ever see the light of day"shock-headed peters - "i bloodbrother be"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MisfJux-dek
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
One of my favorites is John Wayne Is Big Leggy by Haysi Fantayzee:
"Now speckled henJust stop your squawkingBig Bad Rooster's doin' the talkingI know a trick we ought to tryTurn right over, you'll know why!"...and then Kate Garner emits an ungodly little squeak
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― Migdalia Amygdala (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:10 (six years ago) link
why? this verse? seems ambiguous_So come on and give it to me anyway you canAnyway you wanna do itI'll treat you like a manBut please baby please, don't leave me in the damnMickey_
― Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:31 (six years ago) link
ooohhhhh yeah. i remember now. classic.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link
re: heysi fantayzee
This surreal image is intended as a comment on the treatment of indigenous people during the European colonisation, and was written after Jeremy Healy read the book Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by historian Dee Brown. Wayne represents the European colonist, while his partner is the Native American people.
― new noise, Saturday, 30 December 2017 07:24 (six years ago) link
https://youtu.be/fXSO6I5YHyY
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link
That’s ‘Backdoor Lover’ by DuJour of Josie and the Pussycats fame.
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:54 (six years ago) link
"Bad Romance"
Want you in my rear windowBaby you're sick, I want your love
― LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
Funkadelic-“You Scared The Lovin Outta Me”
― X-Prince Protégé (sonnyboy), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link
"The Loco-Motion" is one of these, isn't it? I always thought so
― Josefa, Thursday, 4 January 2018 07:00 (six years ago) link
"Do it holding hands if you've got the notion" ? That's going to make it more difficult, isn't it?
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 10:15 (six years ago) link
you can enmesh fingers after you've ascertained lodgement
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 4 January 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link
Oo baby do the locomotion..
Yeah, line fits.
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link
Haddaway - "What Is Love"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 May 2023 10:38 (eleven months ago) link
Blur's Girls & Boys (the chorus)Pulp's She's A Lady ("wore her body back to front")
― PaulTMA, Friday, 19 May 2023 11:56 (eleven months ago) link
― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 19 May 2023 13:55 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 May 2023 15:02 (eleven months ago) link