what is that crappy spanish dance music for blaring out of cars called

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It sounds sort of like "macarena" except no recognizable melody or variation. Same 4 bars ad inifinitum:

DOON-cha DOON-chika
DOON-cha DOON-chika
DOON-cha DOON-chika
DOON DOON DOON DOON

every song uses the same exact beat, but there's usually different "singers" chanting out of tune spanish lyrics.

I worked with a Puerto Rican guy who played it in the shop once I asked what it was he shrugged and said "I don't know I just put it on cuz it's spanish." He didn't seem to like it much.

So my street always has cars going through on the way to the ghetto blaring it it always sounds like the same song... I'm just wondering, what is the attraction... just cuz it's spanish?

Does this stuff have a name- who buys it- are there any charts or publications for it- is there some message or other reason people would hear it besides they like a shitty beat that is exactly the same evvery time?


-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

It's called "Para-calada!"

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

first person to jokingly say "reggaeton" gets smacked

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Salsa nuevo!

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

my sincere guess was going to be reggaeton! I guess it depends on how you read his description of the rhythm, though.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, reggaeton seems like as good a guess as any. I can't get a handle on the rhythm.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Could be merengue? I can't imagine any Puerto Rican not knowing those genres though.

Where are you located? That could be a clue.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

i know exactly what this dude is talking about, and i've often wondered the same thing. it is most definitely not reggaeton, it sounds like a more traditional form of music. the beat is pretty much uniformly the same, but every now and then an extra horn or two is thrown in for accent. my girlfriend lives near the Puerto Rican neighborhood in Chicago, which is where i usually hear it.

jonviachicago, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

So it starts off "DOON-cha DOON-chika" and then there's some Spanish like "Me encanta una boricua-icua" and then it goes into this other part "DOON-cha DOON-chika" with like a final "DOON DOON DOON DOON" -- you can't ID this one for me, DOOODS?! COME ON!!!

Rob Upt1ght, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Viva Los Tigros Del Norte!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

that's totally the music I'm talking about... my area is upstate NY

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Ha - I thought this was going to be about reggaeton!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

my area's the Mission in SF, so I hear this stuff constantly - blaring out of churches, cars, taquerias, etc. I kinda like it, it doesn't bother me a bit. I have no idea what "genre" it falls under. Calling it Mexican Electro-Polka is probably as descriptive as you can get...

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

(...except actually its called Norteno.)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't fucking kidding!

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Is anyone else translating that rhythm as the beat to 'Pull Up the People'?

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

No, there's one too many DOONs in the fourth bar.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Could it be cumbia? (I'm just guessing at random. I'm not good at translating DOON-cha type stuff into rhythms.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I could almost imagine a Puerto Rican not knowing wtf cumbia was.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh, so what's the dominant Latino nationality in upstate New York? Anyone know?

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

If it's Norteno, there's actually a lot of variation & it's a really wonderful music, but you have to engage with it awhile to hear what's going on.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

rainbow b, did you agree that it's NorteN^&^&^&(o?

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

(That's a pretend diacrtical malfunction.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm delighted (seriously) that y'all are actually engaging the question rather than nailing it for its condescension.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

ILM has turned over a new leaf.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

I only volunteered norteno because I cited Los Tigros (who I know are norteno) and rainbow said that's what he was talking about. so, band identified, genre identified (tho I'm sure there are many subgenres and variations)

x-post

Shakey MO Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

`Round these parts, we call it "IRRITATING!"

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

(I know, Michael -- it's like we've all gotten sick enough of certain arguments that it's not worth even starting them. Eventually we'll have neo-Nazis posting and we'll all be like "I think that's Slim Thug you're talking about, right?")

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Okay, Shaky, I wasn't clear if he was saying yes to Los Tigros (is that really the correct name?) or if it was an unacknowledged x-post response to the post before yours.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

It looks to me like standard issue lame Mexican polka music.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

I used to be so irritated by all the merengue blasting late into the night in my old Morningside Heights (NYC) neighborhood that I was almost permanently put off appreciating any Latin popular music. (Until Rockist_Scientist rescued me.)

Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah I wasn't pointing out a specific band there. I think "standard issue lame Mexican polka music" is about as specific as neccesary.

it annoys me enough, but i won't poop on it any more as long as it doesn't keep me awake at night.

Just about any music blaring from a car is annoying. Except Buzzcocks.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

"Standard issue lame Mexican polka music" goes doomp-doomp doomp-doomp, as polka-type musics do, which is very far removed from the evidently syncopated "DOON-cha DOON-chika" (o--Xo-XX, right, which is practically "Galang") -- besides which there just aren't so many Mexicans in New York state.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I suppose a more straightforward interpretation might be somethign more like o-X-o-XX.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

It's Los Tigres del Norte.

I think I got here too late to make a "it's called la musica mas ruida de los autos lame joke. I like norteno.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

They do corridos too.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Including narcocorridos.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

they're almost singlehandedly responsible for the corrido boom of the eighties, when they were smokin' hot

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Haha, yes Nabisco, I wasn't reading it as syncopation but as quarter note (DOON) - quarter note (chick) - quarter note (DOON) - two eighth notes (chicka).

Message board notation is awesome.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Nailing the condecension is so tempting! I'll just not post in this thread unless it gets around to that point. (I will say, hearing the buzzcocks out of every car window every day could become supremely irritating)

deej.., Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

They don't "do corridos too." They do corridos, period. Most modern corridos are basically in polka rhythm. (x-post)

Vornado, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

name music you don't like so people can nail you for being condescending please

or is there no such thing as bad music and genres with little quality?

romance novels: s&d
infomercials: s&d

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

there is such a thing as bad music, but there is no such thing as a bad genre.

btw, Good romance novel = Daphne DuMaurier's "Rebecca" (also made into an excellent Hitchcock film)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Omigod here it comes!

nabiscothingy, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

I've said too much.

deej.., Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

You've set it up -- that's you in the corner...

Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

I think there can be bad genres, but I don't feel like arguing about it right now.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

is infomercial really a genre?

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

a subgenre of advertising...? Since I don't really consider advertising an artform, I just ignored that one...

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Rebecca is a great movie. But isn't that gothic? It has suspense and supernatural, and I think you won't find it in the romance section. Strictly romance being Danielle steele, harlequin. With the 3-d covers that have fabio pecs popping out.

name good infomercials?
xpost

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

oh anything ronco product will do you

strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

"It has suspense and supernatural, and I think you won't find it in the romance section."

is that why there's a romance novel award named after DuMaurier? My copy of the book had a red satin curtain background w/raised gold lettering on the front in a flowing script. looked pretty goddamned romantic to me.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

(but I confess I haven't read a lot of romance novels so I don't have too many other counter-examples. I don't consider infomercials an artform or a genre, so that's a non-starter.)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

or is there no such thing as bad music and genres with little quality?

the thing is, millions of people love & are moved by corridos, and it's KILLER dance music if you know how to dance zapatiado or any other country-people dancing-on-boards-at-the-backyard-wedding-party-with-a-whole-pig-roasting-in-a-dug-out-pit styles. Sure, one could imagine a "bad genre." This ain't it, though. That all you're hearing is "OOM-cha OOM-cha" only means you don't understand it. The attraction is the narrative, and the feeling, and you have to actually engage with the music to get any of that. Listen to some Chalino Sanchez and get back to me.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Is Rebecca typical of most work by Dumaurier? Well, it probably is romance. Or maybe it is cross-genre. Never read it, but I would call the hitchcock movie gothic-suspense and not romance. What do you think about Gone with the Wind? Never seen that.

Looky here

Genre
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

A genre is any of the traditional divisions of art forms from a single field of activity into various kinds according to criteria particular to that form.

A genre is always a vague term with no fixed boundaries. Many works also cross into multiple genres. In general there are three types of genre:

* Those of setting, such as westerns or science fiction
* Those of mood, such as comedy or horror
* Those of format, such as musicals or non-fiction

Infomercial
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Infomercials are television commercials that run as long as a typical television program.

Infomercials are often made to closely resemble actual television programming, usually talk shows, with minimal acknowledgement that the program is actually an advertisement.

An infomercial is designed to solicit a direct response which is specific and quantifiable. The delivery of the response is direct between the viewer and the advertiser. Normally commercials do not solicit a direct response from the viewer, but instead try to brand their product in the market place.

--Criteria particular to that form, no?
--"art" is designed to solicit a response, why is advertising not an art form? (Maybe just one you hate.)

http://www.google.com/search?q=genre+%2B+infomercial&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

advertising is not an art form, it is an instrumental condition. there is art that advertises and art that does not.

--Criteria particular to that form, no?

well this sentence: Infomercials are often made to closely resemble actual television programming would seem to indicate that there are no formal criteria particular to infomercials.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

thanks you mr. Banana Nutrament for answering question real good, love, rainbow bum

well vahid I guess you disqualified "parody" as a genre too.

Warhol to thread

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

why I don't consider advertising an art form is a topic for another thread, and I've already gotten into unnecessarily long-winded arguments about it before and I'm hesitant to delve into it since I know that position is rather unpopular and I fear shooting myself in the foot rhetorically if I don't adequately prepare myself beforehand.

But basically I think that advertising's narrowness of function, to convince people to buy products, precludes it from being an artform. Art has to do with the primacy of communicating emotions, ideas, and narratives for their own sake - in advertising these are all made subservient to advertising's sole reason for existence (to sell crap), they are robbed of any intrinsic value. (in other words, what vahid said)

start another thread if you really want to argue about this (I'll have to wait til tomorrow tho)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

xpost - parody isn't a genre! any more than satire is a genre!

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

shakey i think your distinction between advertising and art is sort of spurious, and wasn't what i meant at all.

there's not really much difference between what is art and what is advertising except context. you can chop a 2 hr movie into a 30 second montage, show it before another movie - and voila - the substance of "art" is transformed into "advertising"

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

given that the majority of mainstream popular art is released with the intention of selling it (perhaps not by the artist but certainly by the film/music company) does the context or motivation behind the release of art truly render it non-art?

nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

precisely

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

this is an advertisement

this is not (?)

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

i'm confused

xp vahid is that supposed to mean then that major label releases with lots of promotion are not art? in that case from what context/perspective are ILMers critiquing pop music?

nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

no - i'm saying you can't evacuate the "art" out of art. but you can inject "advertising" into art by positioning and contextualizing.

the first rembrandt piece was commissioned by the officers in that painting to hang in their fraternal hall. it was commissioned to commemorate their achievements, and to raise the profile of the group and its members. it is "advertising", designed and executed "purely to sell" (in that it functioned just like a campaign advertisement for a politican or political party).

show it to just about any contemporary viewer and it registers as art ... how and why? will the same be true of commercials for Brawny Toilet Paper, in the future, when there is no toilet paper to buy at stores any more?

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Do you prophesy the arrival of a paper-free bathroom?

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

yes. within 100 years anti-gravity rays will replace microwave transmission as the nonlethal riot control weapon of choice. the outmoded microwave transmitter technology will be shoehorned into peaceful civilian applications, ie incinerating klingons on uranus.

xpost i am not concerned with critiquing pop music. i'm more concerned with critiquing lame buzzcock fans easy categories / lazy thinkings (cause it's easier than thinking about pop music!)

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

No, sonic ass cleansing is the future- who wants to microwave their ass.

I would think parody, satire and infomercials are genres even if they are just subsets (of comedy or advertising). People are referring to them as "genres" if you google the terms- is there a better category term for them?

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

anyway i think at this pt calling anything designed quote purely to sell, is disinguous, but vahid otm. but that sd in my history as a consumer the ppl that run the parody section have got to know me v well whereas the mutual scoffing that goes on btw me and satire is nodded at and we therefore get along but tacitly

006 (thoia), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

apologies for the fourteen misspellings from the state of indiana

006 (thoia), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)


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