The "Nine Ugliest Rock Stars Alive" list

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Discuss.

― Horridmonsta (MichaelCostello1), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

This list is shit.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

keith richards is the best-looking rock star ever. who's he supposed to look like, hugh grant? fuck morons like this and their stupid blinkered beauty standards.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

and p j harvey is fucking beautiful!!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Exactly.

― It's just Jimmy Mod. Don't trip out and get labia reduction surgery or anyt (Mod, Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

PJ Harvey is NOT beautiful.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

yes she is.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

Polly Jean, to me, isn't that bad. She's pretty and her music is too good, but that has nothing to do with how she looks.

I wouldn't put her on a Ugly list but yet I wouldn't on a Hot list either.

― Horridmonsta (MichaelCostello1), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

evidence:

http://www.rayhughesgallery.com/_img/art/200511491054PJ_Harvey.jpg

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

The fat woman from The Breeders

― SoHoLa (SoHoLa), Thursday, 28 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

also evidence

http://photo.sing365.com/music/Image.nsf/PicUnid/1B291205BF5EA9FB48256BA30024BF16/$file/PJ+Harvey+135.jpg

― Razzle (MichaelCostello1), Thursday, 28 July 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.marktapiokines.com/mark_tapio_kines.jpg

here's the chap that wrote the list!

he's a "film director"

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

nice eyebr--oh wait, sorry

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

If the writer was British:
# It would use words like "c@nt" and "spastic"!!!!!
# It would feature Rolf Harris!!!!!!!!
# If it was lucky, it would get a mention on B3TA!!!!!
# It would be funnier!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 28 July 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Fine, Patti Smith, he won't find any argument here. But Dolores O'Riordan??

― PB, Thursday, 28 July 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

The list doesn't feature the horse faced dude from Black Eyed Peas: it is written by tool.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 28 July 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

this list is bullshit

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Everyone on that list looks awesome.

― mrjosh (mrjosh), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and I thought that rock and roll was about playing music in order to have more sex, regardless of how you looked. Either you are a) hot, and get sex or b) talented, and get sex. If you're getting sex, you're not making fun of others. You're getting sex.

This person is, therefore, neither attractive or talented. An untalented ugly person.

Let's shoot him.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

women with hair in armpits

― rizzx (Rizz), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Somewhere, in a pub, Shane McGowan weeps.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 July 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Somewhere, in a pub, Shane McGowan weeps.

tell me about it! and what about prince? he's pretty ugly.

― michael burble, Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Mark E. Smith enters said pub and shares a pint of vodka and confusion with Shane. the chace it with a hearty laugh before offering to do each other in in order to make next years list.

― b b, Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Well, he does have a point about Thom Yorke.
http://www.cassavafilms.com/list9_2004/graphics/ugly-deliv.jpg http://www.cassavafilms.com/list9_2004/graphics/ugly-deliv.jpg

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Is this list from 1997?

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Did John Popper gain the weight back?

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

He makes a big deal about leaving Shane McGowan off the list, and then leads with Keith Richards? Oy.

― patita (patita), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

and could he really not find one other rock star he considered ugly to make it 10?
my guess is he realized one day that he didn't find anyone in his entire record collection attractive and decided to get back at them by making a list saying they were all ugly.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

http://photos21.flickr.com/29293450_725428c2b1_o.jpg

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

The guy who wrote this list doesnt get out much, does he? How could he forget Lemmy from Motorhead?????? Prolly because he never heard of 'em.

― liam preston, Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't like Patti Smith's music, but I've always thought she looked very good. Britney Spears, on the other hand...

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

"How did [Ric Ocasek] wind up with supermodel Paulina Porizkova?"

By impressing her with his talent and charming her with his winning personality, presumably. Two natural advantages that will never be available to the c**t who wrote this smarmy load of bollocks.

― Palomino (Palomino), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Whoof, I just want to lick that second picture of PJ.

Um, I guess I shouldn't say that in public. Eh, I went to a Midwestern college.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Tom Petty

― booradatch, Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

How did Jonathon Davis not make this list? His face looks like a slapped arse of rotten potatos.

― Ben Dot (1977), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

http://medialit.med.sc.edu/tyler.jpg

― ahem, Friday, 29 July 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

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