Playlist For Big Dicked Boys

"Girl, I've Got Something Good For You/
Guess what it is/
Meeeeeeeeeee"

Oh, sting me, bumble bee, until I get enough
Hmmm, stinger long as my right arm

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

[Jingle Bel]

Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train!

Runnin, from here, to Maine!

Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock

My dick is so big, that you can call the cops

You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy

But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big

It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest

It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it

Cause his shit was smaller

I was standin off the edge of a bridge

and it was hangin in the water!!GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE!

It's large, it's large, my shit is fuckin large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

[Spin 4th]

Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train

Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh shit

I gotta spread my legs for that big shit

It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good

Oh my balls are big as a hill

You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill

like if you were some ??, but your ass is not

My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher

So come on baby, get on top

And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do

Let me stick it up in ya

Hard.. LARGE!

Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!!!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!!!

*babbling nonsense*

GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!!!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!!!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!!!

*babbling nonsense*

.. LARGE!

[Jingle Bel]

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

Now when you look up at the stars in the sky

It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so fuck it

I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope

My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope

on my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole

Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN!

It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it

You had to read it twice

You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV

It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me

My dick is so fuckin big, it's almost ridiculous

What the man say?He's large, ackinickulous

Even - God looked at me and said,

"Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell"

I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it

My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!!!!!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

(Yo how large is it?)

My dick is so large.. they get the point man

Damn, my dick is so large

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!!!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!!!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!!!

[Damage]

I look up into the night

This is my left ball, the moon is on my right

If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night

Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike

on top of an Ampex two inch tape

I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain

about my fuckin dick, it's so large it's a light pole

Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle

down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb

into your dread, the dread go on top into your head

Now open that mouth wide bitch

Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch

What's that big bulge, comin out the back

of your fuckin neck, I think I'm goin for the crack

Bend right over, let me do like Rover

I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage

Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large

I can't even fuckin believe my dick gets so large

My dick is so large, my dick is so large

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large

Fade the music out, fade the music out man

Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out

Yo.. yo hold up man, hold up

My dick is so large.. the end is..

"it looked the motherfucker had two waists..."

a true dedication to big dicks!

Also, Whitney Houston, "All the Man That I Need"

(and what I'd give to actually hear those back to back)

I don't know how to handle it
It's more than I can bear
But I wouldn't try to run from it
It reaches everywhere! (gasps)

o yes!

S.

'i put it in - she push it out
i put it back - she start to shout
[something something something]
i can't stand the size of your dick.'

:(

it's, uh, better than it sounds. anyone?

2 Live Crew - We Want Some Pussy

but everytime it came to me I was shit out of luck
'cause I'd stick my dick in and it would get stuck
the girls would say stop, I'd say I'm not
"that's enough, I quit 'cause ya'll are bustin' me out"

Well I gave my lady a sugar cane
Sweet up the sweets I did explain
She gave it back to my surprise
She liked the flavor but not the size
She wants the big big bamboo, bamboo
etc.

Complete with racist Asian dick joke -- "She wants bamboo and not chopstick".

:(

it's, uh, better than it sounds. anyone?

-- pete b. (littlebopet...), July 29th, 2005.

something something something =
"Oh, Doctor Kitch, it's terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle."

from "Dr. Kitch" by Lord Kitchener, recorded before most of the other big-dicked braggarts on this list were born.